john misty. [ cheers and applause ] that's all tomorrow night. it's gonna be great. [ applause ] our next guest has a stand-up special called "mark normand: don't be ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, all right, all right. good t this is nice. this city's crazy. i drink too much. [ light laughter ] i actually got let go from a a job for being drunk at work. yeah, my boss called me in and goes, "get in here mark. it's clear you're a high functioning alcoholic." [ laughter ] i was like, "wow. how did he know i was also high?" [ laughter ] i don't know. i drink a lot. 'cause i'm a weird guy. you know, i got some problems. i can't make eye contact with people. see? that was tough. [ laughter ] i'm working on it. it's too intense, too intimate. i don't know how you people do this all the time. every time i look someone in the eye i'm like, "well, i guess we're gonna kiss." [ laughter ] i'm a feely guy. everything makes me uncomfortable. certain words i can't say. makes me feel weird. "i love you," ah. [ laughter ] i can't say that. i can barely say croissant. [ laughter ] what a horrible word. it's so pretentious. i can't even order one, i'm like "i'll