john oliver, it's always good to see you, my friend. >> thank you. nice to be here. >> jimmy: it's great -- i've got to say, i'm so excited about your new show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it premieres this sunday. >> it does. [ one clap ] whoa, whoa, whoa. one clap is a lot worse than

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. >> jon: that is the john oliver i remembered. you get some work done? >> quite the opposite, i had some work not done. remember, i am only doing one show a week now and you know what that means. i get to go outdoors every day and see the, umar farouk >> yes. i mean instead of being stuck in the office i am spending time with my -- uhm. >> dealer? >> wife, wife, yes. and that thing where you lay on the cushion and everything goes black for eight hours. >> jon: sleep. >> do yo do you have a drug pro, john. >> jon: not a problem necessarily, are you kidding me. >> paid cable is amazing. no appetizers, you can do whatever you want. this is one of hbo's hit shows. >> everything outside -- an eternity. now to us, it is a sear, but to them it is a circle. >> the whole season, i tell you, i don't know what the hell he is talking about. i am telling you, hbo will let me say whatever the (bleep) i want. wait a second what was that weird bleeping sound did you hear that (bleep) noise. there it goes again. >> jon: oh, we here on basic cable we bleep out the can cur

former daily show correspondent john oliver made his debut last night in the preview of his show "lastht." he didn't waste any time getting straight to the punch line. >> just a short time ago pope francis presided over a double papal ceremony that elevated john paul ii and john paul xxiii together. >> two at "once." that's the equivalent of a kfc double down. this morning was actually historic for a number of reasons. >> it's an event that may well never happen again. in effect, four popes in the same place at the same time. pope francis will declare that two of his predecessors are here in spirit while the man he succeeded pope benedict looks on. >> you know who i feel bad for there? pope benedict because it cannot be easy to be the fourth most popular pope in the room. >> i think that show is going to become very popular very quickly. many call it the worst game ever. game maker atari literally tried to bury it back in the 1980s. you can't keep a bad game down. ♪ ♪ >> it's like pacman. >> atari's e.t., mika. check out the incredible graphics and game play from back in 1983. i wasn't

also coming up, john oliver. a daily show favorite. ing this weekend. we'll talk to him. >> all right. lots to get to. first let's get a check of the weather from mr. roker. >> today's weather is brought to you by claritin, don't let allergies hold you back. get claritin. live claritin clear. use as directed. >> let's take a look at your allergy forecast. it is rough as far as pollen is concerned. especially in the northeast and the plains. tamron hall will attest to that. her eyes have been running all day. we have a slight risk of strong storms central texas, wet in the great lakes, wet weather also in the pacific northwest, plenty of sunshine up and down the eastern seaboard. and we've got gorgeous weather, alaska and hawaii although a few showers late in the afternoon for some of the islands there. that's what's going on >>> 8:32 on a monday morning. good morning. new week, whole new forecast to tell you about. it's mostly clear right now. alcatraz, highly visible. same for coit tower. clouds increase throughout the day today. 73 de

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they went off john oliver for 12:30. craig ferguson has not emerged at dave's heir apparent after several years being in the 12:30 slot. so i think colbert would do it. i think he's willing to do it. he may want to do it. he would have to, i think, drop the news -- the obtuse news anchor persona in order to satisfy the sort of broad kind of show that cbs would want to do at 11:30. i think he'd be great at it. >> not -- we won't be seeing the steven co steven colbert on comedy central. >> we'll see. >> thank you for joining us from new york. >>> ahead on "media buzz," bob beckel on verbal combat with the five and some physical combat outside fox headquarters. >>> and later, how jenny mccarthy and sherry shepherd gave their audience quite a view. a trip to the south pacific with her parents. i'm jamie colby. see you again at the top of the hour for america's news headquarters. >>> anyone who watches the five knows that bob beckel is outnumbered on that show. the former democratic strategist carries the liberal banner at 5:

>> that was john oliver talking about donald sterling on the debut of his hbo show last week tonight.h limbaugh has found a way to politicize this uproar. >> the guy is a big democrat. the only reason he's in trouble right now is he did not give enough money to obama. >> great research. since rush limbo chose to do so, he ought to get it right. sterling is, in fact, a registered republican. of course, sterling's racist rant is the second of his kind and received national attention in less than a week. it comes off similar remarks to cliven bundy. but if conservatives would rather forget their crusade for bundy, it's unlikely bill maher is going to late them. >> he said they were better off perhaps as slaves picking cotton. so all the conservatives who for the last few weeks who have been lie onizing this guy had to backtrack. they say they no longer consider him a patriot hero. they consider him the front run fer the republican nomination in 2016. >>> up next, the one good thing that's come out of the donald sterling mess. you're watching "hardball" a place for politics. the performan

and with hosts like john oliver waiting in the wings. is leaving on his own templerms. he's leaving as shakespeare and not mcbeth. >> we all love david letterman too we will miss him, and i can't wait to watch what he does the last year or so. we're going to talk today about ft. hood, we're going to talk about the boston bombing and we're going to talk about how it's not fair that only certain people were able to donate 23 million. it's a good note for fairness. the supreme court did the right thing, i'm totally kidding. what are we talking about? the democracy is being ruined, inequality for everybody. i think we're driving off the edge here, help me. >> poor rich people, they're so put upon, they just want to get their money. >> right, and they're so oppressed. >> they really are, truly. continue, the oppression continues next. [ man #1 ] we're now in the approach phase, everything looking good. ♪ velocity 1,200 feet per second. [ man #2 ] you're looking great to us, eagle. ♪ 2,000 feet. ♪ still looking very good. 1,400 feet. [ male an

. >> well, hbo's last week tonight with john oliver doesn't debut until april 27, but that isn't stopping the team there from already poking fun at those ads. >> when it comes to energy policy for this country, i'm for everything. solar, wind, shale gas, oil, panda blood, the elderly, bones of first generation immigrants. i'm a republican because i'm under the impression that lower cost for energy companies will result in savings being passed on to the consumer which is cray-cray. >> up next, the right wing's love affair with a nevada rancher. true business-grade internet comes with secure wifi for your business. it also comes with public wifi for your customers. not so with internet from the phone company. i would email the phone company to inquire as to why they have shortchanged these customers. but that would require wifi. switch to comcast business internet and get two wifi networks included. comcast business built for business. >>> president obama says he's hopeful but concerned that russia will reach a dooe deal with ukraine. it calls for legally armed groups to is d arm. -- disarm

the new york times" company, mark thompson came over from the bbc a couple years ago, on-camera, john oliver on and on. as you may know, newspapers over in britain have a reputation for provocativeness and for not hiding their points of view. and with a lot of american media seeming to head that way, too, it's no wonder why they keep hiring brits. and that gives me into a segue what i think will be a big media story this coming week and that is the prize worthiness of news reporting coming from the nsa documents leaked by edward snowden. glen greene wald and two other journalists from "the guardian", the news organization founded in britain were in new orleans on friday to accept the george polling award for their work processing and explaining the documents that snows depp provided. the go "washington post" also shared in the polk award. on monday afternoon, journalists' most prestigious prizes happened out, those are the pulitzers. we don't know the winners yet we know this if snowden could have van not recognized, snubbed by the pulitzer committee that is going to be a very controversial

. >> well, hbo's last week tonight with john oliver doesn't debut until april 27, but that isn't stopping team there from already poking fun at those ads. >> when it comes to energy policy for this country, i'm for everything. solar, wind, shale gas, oil, panda blood, the elderly, bones of first generation imimmigrant. i'm a republican because i'm under the impression that lower cost for energy companies will result in savings being passed on to the consumer which is cray-cray. >> up next, the right wing's love affair with a nevada rancher. ♪ no two people have the same financial goals. pnc investments works with you to understand yours and helps plan for your retirement. talk to a pnc investments financial advisor today. ♪ maestro of project management. baron of the build-out. you need a permit... to be this awesome. and you...rent from national. because only national lets you choose any car in the aisle... and go. and only national is ranked highest in car rental customer satisfaction by j.d. power. (aaron) purrrfect. (vo) meee-ow, business pro. meee-ow. go national. go like a pro. tthe

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to david duchovny, john oliver, rita ora, mr.rainwash. and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- sofia vergara. natalie dormer. author jonah keri. featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? is everybody good? [ cheers ] that's great because today is earth day. [ cheers ] that's right. today is earth day. at least according to the guy who saw me throw a banana peel in the blue trash can. [ laughter ] he made sure i knew it was earth day. i guess this is no surprise. governor chris christie criticized marijuana legalization saying it's just not the quality of life

. >> and john mctiernan joins me here in studio along with his attorney, oliver diaz, good to see youyou didn't want to talk about your case out on the ranch, i wonder why? >> well, i shouldn't, for one thing. legal reasons. it will give them ammunition to go after me again if they want to. >> do you fear there is more prosecution coming? >> well, we actually have appeals still pending at this point and we want to make sure we don't do anything to prejudice those appeals. >> understand. >> there is a second reason. >> okay. >> i may be able to convince somebody of some of the things i have seen if -- and that would be of use. that might be of help to somebody. i am not going to be able to help my own case by pleading it here. >> but it is an incredible story. and i do want to dig into it. when we come back, we'll get into the details of how he is trying to clear his name. who in hollywood spoke up on his behalf. and who didn't. and whether this journey might make a good movie. stay with us. (mom) when our little girl was born, we got a subaru. it's where she said her first word. (litt

the former head of the national security agency will be the first guest on comedian john oliver's new hbo show "last week tonight." vincent, syracuse, new york. independent line. caller: good morning. thank you for having me. i push it what you're doing. the people and congress don't like to hear us. -- the people in congress don't like to hear us. i think our academic freedom on college campuses is very crucial aremerica and the ones that going to end up running the country when it is their turn. if our congress would get out of the way and let some of the , becauseple step in they obviously don't want to do , and job on certain topics maybe we can get some things done in this country and come to an agreement. i think academic freedom is for important because right from the get-go, you are taught one way in elementary school and a lot of people don't question that. lies when ilot of grew up in high school. they were trying to mold my precious mind. i think independence and the ability to explore is very important. ,f they try to censor college what direction are they going, then. wha

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it does not appear the president will are pardon patty hurst or oliver north and john poindexter before leaving office. >> sorry, patty and iran-contra guys. after eight years in office, reagan's parting shot was to give this guy a hand. give this guy a pardon. around the time george steinbrenner was aaenging to buy the yankeess from cbs which owned the team in the '7s around the same time he was buying the yankees, george steinbrenner was making illegal campaign contributions to the presidential re will lex campaign of nixon. he got caught for it. >> george steinbrenner who was chairman of the american shipbuilding company and majority stockholder of the new york yankees was accused by the s.e.c. today of not reporting illegal campaign continue bugss. that brings to 11 the number of corporations formally accused of illegal political gifts in 1972. >> steinbrenner, the yankees owner was charged with 14 felony counts in connection with the part of the water gate scandal involving richard nixon's campaign fund raising. he was indicted on 14 counts 40 years ago this month. in april 1974. t

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john, i wonder what you think, whether there may be a slight shift away from that perhaps as an oliven here? >> well, everything, robert, about the u.s. strategy has been consistent with the idea that a gradual ratcheting up is going to be more effective than in essence firing all your ammunition at once. hasn't worked so far. it may be taking a toll on the russian economy. certainly some of the financial analysts we've talked to think it's hurting the russian economy, but it's not producing short-term results so how long can the united states hold out from doing something more severe? that's going to be tested the next few days. >> the trouble, of course, is any sanctions that hurt russia's economy by definition are going to hurt especially europe and the global economy. it's an unfortunate situation. not like you're trying to isolate a country like iran that's less intertwined with the economy and less big as a share of gdp in general. >> exactly. no, with any other economy already at this point we would have so much pressure on the leader, russia's stock market down more than 20% y

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