"john oliver destroys." people are dramatic with their headlines.out and eviscerate and destroy? is that your game. >> no, not really, no. we -- primarily the game is entertainment rather than evisceration of any kind. it's odd, it's odd. it's very nice. like, our show gets passed around on monday and through the week. but, the packaging of it is slightly dispiriting to watch when someone is just screaming, "look watch john oliver disembowel tables!" [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> "he literally takes a leg off, eats it! that table is no more! the system is crushed!" sure. or i made a joke for 15 minutes about a thing. [ laughter ] which i guess that's less appealing. >> seth: yeah, that's true. i guess they have to package it with eviscerations. >> again, that's it. the internet is basically like a boxing trainer for us. >> seth: yeah. >> just saying what we're going to do to someone just saying what we're going to do to someone. >> seth: i'm lucky i know you read these evisceration headlines just think you have, like, wolverine claws, and you just

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opponents of trump get an assist from late night host john oliver who released a rant on the frontrunner. >> if you are thinking of voting for donald trump, the charismatic guy, promising to make america great again, stop and take a moment to imagine how you feel if you met a guy named donald trump, a litigious liar and support of a former klan leader he can't decide whether or not to condemn. >> reporter: that was a reference to drump by john oliver, a biographer referred to trump's original name before it was changed over two generations ago. that's the twitter hash tag, make donald drump again is trending nationwide. >> thanks very much. i want to go to sarah murray on the campaign trail in the other super tuesday state, georgia. what's the mood there, sarah? >> reporter: well, wolf, he has another crowd waiting in georgia. the question is whether donald trump will address the controversies, the kkk and protests we saw earlier. one thing to remember, even though we are jumping from controversy to controversy in the daily news cycle, the trump campaign is jumping from super tuesday sta

>> john olive elliot has more on this. >> the bad news is that water will go back up. free port at 9:06. east rock away at 8:24 but even flooding on the drive as jennifer mclogan is pointing out the concernen the vigorous low pressure and the new moon cycle as well. in the city it's been down graded there is some improvement. it is just a flood advisory anticipating more moderate to major flooding for parts of the jersey shore and also the national weather service river flooding concerns into parts of the hudson valley. right now the other side of the story the snow not a lot of it. there will be a little bit tonight into tomorrow and then the big story is the these are current readings in the upper lakes just in the way. more on that in a bit but right >> john thank you. you can keep track of all of the changes in the forecast with this cbs new york weather app and check live weather. it is free in the itunes store. >>> closing arguments today in an unarmed man shooting. diane macedo has more this noon. >> chris and mary defense attorney robert brown is still giving h

. >> and last week tonight host john oliver has a slogan we doubt the trump campaign will want to adoptown name into a brand. >> even as a very young kid the word trump sort of meant rich. >> it meant success. >> she's not even wrong. trump does sound rich. it turns out the name trump was not always his family's name. one biography found that an ancestor changed it from, and this is true, drumpf. would you think he would make a good president or is the spell somewhat broken? >> and that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." msnbc political reporter jane timm is here and good morning to you, jane. >> good morning. >> okay let's start with trump. addressing that he didn't know who david duke and the kkk was on sunday. yet, earlier he had said he didn't know he'd endorsed him and he disavowed. what does this do to trump's credibility? >> i think you have to ask credibility in front of whom? is it front of his supporters? they're not going to falter. they've proven themselves to be very, very atentive fans. they say they're going to vote for him, nothing's going to change it. they'v

. >> john oliver: there are now executives took bribes to put the world cup in qatar, and i hope that's true. because otherwise it makes literally no sense. >> kroft: its not just that temperatures routinely top 120 degrees in the summer or that qatar has a dismal human rights record. the tiny country has no soccer tradition, and it would seem very few fans. games there are often played in empty stadiums. fifa also ignored its own internal security report which warned of a high risk for terrorism. maybe the executive committee was impressed with this dazzling, multi-media virtual world cup would look like in 2022. right now, this is all just a mirage. most people who follow international soccer aren't surprised by all this. the chicanery at fifa has been an open secret in europe largely jennings, a grizzled freelance reporter who had been harping about it for more than a decade. >> andrew jennings: all we know is, it's the biggest scandal ever in world sport. there's nothing like it. >> kroft: how did you get into this? i mean were you a-- were you a soccer fan? >> jennings: definitely

and john oliver had this for senate republicans. >> two senate republicans, i say this, if you really scalia, you wouldn't honor his memory by desecrating the thing he loved the most. think of scalia like a brita filter or a child's hamster. why don't you honor his entire reason for being by swiftly and efficiently replacing him? >> and that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." >>> msnbc political reporter jane timm joins us now. i know we're still laughing from that. because it would be a surprise if they could replace him that quickly, right? >> absolutely. >> okay. so let's talk about this. the sudden death of his -- scalia has ignited a firestorm. and this is going to be a big one, because will president obama be able to appoint a successor? or is it going to be delayed because of the republican strategy? >> absolutely. i mean, senate republicans are going to do everything they can to stop it with the hope that they can retake the white house and put somebody who more resembles scalia's politics on the bench. but the democrats are going to be doing the exact same thing, t

. >>> in south carolina, jeb bush pulled in at fourth place and john oliver thinks he might have thein his family. >> i tend to feel bad for jeb bush, because not only did he bring his mum along to help him campaign, just wait until you hear what she said about him. >> what's left for me to say is that jeb has been a great son, great father, great husband, married well, and is one of my four favorite sons. >> oh, no. no. i know she's joking. but that is literally what you say about your fourth favorite son. >> and that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." you just have to laugh at that. >> a hard week to be bush. >> jane timm is here. good morning. >> good morning. >>'s talk about jeb. pulled out of the race. now who is going to get his votes? >> i think marco rubio is very well situated to pull in a lot of his voters. i think you may see bush's donors, he had some deep pocketed donors sprintered toward the other candidates and who they think might win but marco rubios who that cocktail of compassionate conservatism that is sort of the bush brand and i think he also seems ve

same went for john oliver. what is the show going to look and feel like? >> it's natural. i'm transitioning off of we're taking our hot poker of comedy and jabbing it where it needs to go. >> oh, yikes. >> morning does weird things to me. i think i'm kind of taking that ball and running with it in my own direction, if that makes sense. taking the ball and running with it. >> sports like. >> broncos or panthers? >> your husband from the daily show, as well, starting his own show. he's going to be opening right before yours? >> yes. family pressure. we are all in on tbs. "the detour," scripted family comedy, will be in april. that'll be my lead in in april. it's exciting. right? >> we are so tired. night. well. >> you have two funny people in a household. >> we still make each other laugh. i think -- well, i make jason laugh, anyway. >> who has the better material? >> jason cherishes me every day. >> do you play for laughs from the kids? >> the children don't find us funny at all. that's the natural order. they're not supposed to find you entertaining or cool in the least. >

weekend. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] 30 rockefeller plaza in seth meyers." john oliver, from "saturday night live", cooking cheeseburgers with chef april bloomfield, g the 8g band with jaleel bunton. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers!nd applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?pplause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the new hampshire primary was today and in dixville notch, thewn to complete voting, republican candidate john kasich