please welcome john oliver! ( cheers and applause ) >> very kind.>> trevor: this is so much fun for me. >> really? >> trevor: yeah, i feel like i'm watching tv now. >> well, careful, i'm about to say (bleep) and you will have to bleep that. >> trevor: do you enjoy it? i think you rubbed it in our faces the fact you're the only late night guy that doesn't have to bleep. >> it's nice to be able to swear anyway, but post november, it's really nice to swear. ( laughter ) it's like curse words are something you need in your bag to get through the day. i like to acknowledge the driver. >> trevor: on sunday i'm, like, i'm getting to start my week and john oliver will take me on a journey. you always said no trump. when once it happened, you said, we'll see how long that lasts. >> yeah, he really called me on that bull (bleep) in the most damaging way. i hope i didn't factor into anything he's ever done, but, no, i really enjoyed the time that he was not a relevant political figure. >> trevor: yes. >> it's going to be a while before i feel that way again. >

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please welcome john oliver!r on a mountain higher, higher on a mountain ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> good evening. good evening. >> stephen: good evening. >> good evening to all. >> stephen: good evening. >> good evening. ( cheers and applause ). >> i understand, i understand. i understand, i vehemently disagree with you, but i understand. at some point it becomes unearned, and that point was about 50 seconds ago. >> stephen: well, they're excited because they have not seen you around. you've been off the air since mid-november. >> i have. >> stephen: not a lot has happened since then. >> no, no. it's pretty much-- some cosmetic differences. the cosmetic difference really being flames and the fact america is in it. >> stephen: over the last couple of months, since donald trump won and taken office, have you-- has the feeling more like, "oh, i wish i could be talking about this?" or "thank god i don't have to talk about this." >> it's a "b," an emphatic capital "b" there. >> stephen: leave me out of this for righ

we're here with john oliver.sk about this because you have obviously been very successful in your career. emmy award winning, peabody award, it's not bad. >> yeah. >> seth: but your father -- when you were young, your father wanted you to be a soccer player for liverpool. >> of course, yeah. >> seth: and is it true that he still wants this for you? >> yeah, of course, even though -- [ light laughter ] even though i'm now older than the entire liverpool team. what's even true, is i still want it for myself as well. [ light laughter ] this is not what i wanted. >> seth: yeah. >> being the distant plan -- but i didn't want to be here. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] and you know what must really hammer it home, none -- no one on liverpool wants your job either. [ light laughter ] no one on that team. [ light laughter ] >> that is so true. >> seth: yeah. not one guy sees you and is like, "oh, what i wouldn't give." >> "i really want to be a british nerd on american tv with a small audience." [ laughter and applause

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. >> to hbo last week with john oliver. >> don bell can shake hands right. >> it inspired entire segment showcasing techniques from yank and pull to the pat and extended shake and you name it. >> he uses handshake strategically. >> communications professor at villanova university and body language expert believes the president uses greeting as a way to gain the upper happened literally. >> donald trump does a lot of patting and yanking and holding to demonstrate that he is in charge of the conversation. >> while it may be effective it's not proper etiquette and how should you handle the handshake. >> be be firm but not a bone crusher. >> limp fish i'm sorry i believe in firm but not necessarily ended. >> i usually try to gauge the other person's handshake. >> ow sporn that you stuff. >> i can not emphasize enough the importance of the small gestures that we make. >> suggesting looking a person in the eye and holding a happened firm and not tight no more than three pumps. >> one two. >> this is the way do you it. >> right. >> that went on a long time. >> and so she says even more importan

. >> to hbo last week with john oliver. >> don bell can shake hands right. >> it inspired entire segmentwcasing techniques from yank and pull to the pat and extended shake and you name it. >> he uses handshake strategically. >> communications professor at villanova university and body language expert believes the president uses greeting as a way to gain the upper happened literally. >> donald trump does a lot of patting and yanking and holding to demonstrate that he is in charge of the conversation. >> while it may be effective it's not proper etiquette and how should you handle the handshake. >> be be firm but not a bone crusher. >> limp fish i'm sorry i believe in firm but not necessarily ended. >> i usually try to gauge the other person's handshake. >> ow sporn that you stuff. >> i can not emphasize enough the importance of the small gestures that we make. >> suggesting looking a person in the eye and holding a happened firm and not tight no more than three pumps. >> one two. >> this is the way do you it. >> right. >> that went on a long time. >> and so she says even more important th

that's comedian john oliver on hbo.er. >> the eye roll was extraordinary. >>> ahead, more big moments from the grammys. where adele won big and why she says beyonce inspired her. when did mixing food, with not food, become food? thankfully at panera, no artificial preservatives, sweeteners, flavors, or colors. panera. food as it should be. pay stubs and bank statements to refinance your home. w2s, or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go cetomplely online. securely s yharefiour nancial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. lift the burden of getting a home loan with rocket mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper: rocket] >>> it's monday, february 13th, 2017. welcome back to "cbs this morning." after winning the top three awards, all she can say is beyonce was better. wheel go back to kevin frazier in l.a., but first here's today's "eye opener" at 8:00. >> reporteatr: wer managers are working hard

that's comedian john oliver on hbo.> i didn't either. >> the eye roll was extraordinary. >>> ahead, more big moments from the grammys. where adele won big and why she says beyonce inspired her. with not food, become food? thankfully at panera, 100% of our food is 100% clean. no artificial preservatives, sweeteners, flavors, or colors. panera. food as it should be. pay stubs and bank statements to refinance your home. w2s, or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. securely share your financial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. lift the burden of getting a home loan with rocket mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper: rocket] >>> good morning, i'm jim donovan, good news for riders on the mark frankford line, septa has put more trains in service. twenty-one, six car trains will be running today, allowing trips every five to six minute, the shortage came after cracks were found in the cars about a week ago, bus service a

that's comedian john oliver on hbo.'t either. >> the eye roll was extraordinary. >>> ahead, more big moments from the grammys. where adele won big and why she says beyonce inspired her. when did mixing food, with not food, become food? thankfully at panera, 100% of our food is 100% clean. no artificial preservatives, sweeteners, flavors, or colors. panera. food as it should be. pay stubs and bank statements to refinance your home. w2s, or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. securely share your financial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. lift the burden of getting a home loan with rocket mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper: rocket] county: homeland security launched a series of raids. d >>> it's 7:56 i'm ken choy. they were targeting members of an alleged street gang. they made three arrests in santa cruz and in east palo alto. >>> this morning san francisco mayor ed lee and officials at the zuckerberg san fran

>> let's be clear, when rich white guys, one of them british, stephen coebert and john oliver are worriedgration, that's a problem. i think he's on green card but he's pretty safe and even these guys worried. as comedian, the lenny bruce getting arrested for what you say thing may be coming back. >> went way back. colbert has no trouble expressing what he thinks about the administration and for first time the show has been ahead of jimmy fallen with the election. what do you think this election has done to comedy? >> i have a lot of friends and wish they lived through the '60s, here's your chance. the '60s are back. we get to find out who is serious about this. in some sense people think it's best of times but it's actually worsts but everybody is funny now. everybody's mom is funnier because of trump. everybody on twitter, i'm just retweeting people. as comedian you write the jokes but they're coming fast. >> sitting with friend watching "snl" and he said that's exactly what you do on the show, just talk about the president and administration. all you have to do because it writes itself.

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john: oliver stone called him a great hero. >> no.emocratically elected the first time, but he rigged the system. they had total control over the media, they had total control of the electoral process. if you put your political opponents in prison, how democratic is that? john: but don king, the boxing promoter, he goes to venezuela and says to see what is happening here makes me feel good all over. you, he says to chavez, you are the one concerned about the poor. danny glover, a true man of the people. >> where are people going to? are they going to live in lovely venezuela, or are they coming here, right? are the cubans hanging out there or getting on ships or little boats trying to get here? the venezuelan economy, the people in control of it, are on some insane quest to repeat the cuban multidecade failure. john: but people in venezuela love these dictators. i mean, reuters reports a venezuela politician rolled out a variation of the lord's prayer. our chavez who art in heaven, hallowed be your name. may your legacy come to us so

tonight -- john oliver. from hbo's "girls," zosia mamet.ight." how is everybody doing tonight? [cheers and applause] fantastic. fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the grammy awards were last night, which is pretty embarrassing for ceelo green, who showed up dressed as an oscar. [ light laughter ]

tonight -- john oliver. from hbo's "girls," zosia mamet.embarrassing for ceelo green, who showed up dressed as an oscar. [ light laughter ]

at president trump's unique approach from viral you tube videos to hbo's last week tonight with john oliverld trump can't shake hand right. >> reporter: here it inspired a segment she casing various techniques from the yank and pull and pat, the extended shake you name it. >> he uses his handshake strategically. >> reporter: susan callus a communications direct air at villanova university and body language expert believes the the president using the greet to go gain the upper hand literally. >> donald trump does a lot of patting and yanking and holding to demonstrate he is in charge of the conversation. >> reporter: betsy says while it is effective it is not proper etiquette. how should you hand the hand shame. >> be firm but not a been fisher. >> limp fish, sorry. >> i believe firm but not necessarily extended. >> i try to gauge the other person's hand shake report report how important is all this stuff. >> i cannot talk about the importance. >> reporter: betsy says looking the person in the eye, extending a hand and holding firm but not the tight. no more than three pumps and drops. >> ye

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. >> they're watching john oliver and they know it's a scam. >> no, forget it. >> everyone else, go buy a ticket. >> i'm going to do it. >> sue, thank you very much for that. >>> minutes before the bell. let's have a look at the markets. the dow is higher by around about half a percent. the s&p and the nasdaq just behind that. the top of the dow lights, caterpill caterpillar, knight, j&j. after the break a leading trader tells us what he's watching into the close on this final session of the week. >>> you may not believe who else loaded up on stocks that same way that jpmorgan's jamie dimon did last year. other winners since the so-called dimon bottom coming up. >>> welcome back. welcome back to the "closing bell." i'm joined by steve grasso from stewart frankel. started the week with the yield slipping, dollar slipping ended the week with the trump train back on track. >> yesterday he gave the market a gift. we're always wondering about what's in charge of the market moves on a daily basis. yesterday we saw president trump talk about tax plan coming on two to three weeks. he said plan

civil rights, oliver hill, barbara johns speedup we're talking about these monuments. there's a lot of statues and monuments in your city. >> there are. you want to go to monument avenue, speaking about? even when i came here back in 2004 richmond was on that upward trajectory but it was much still to be desired. in the '90s a lot of this was basically abandoned. when people come back now, i think what we are experiencing is that there are folks who begin their lives here, who went on to college and other places come had jobs and other cities, san francisco, washington, and the quÉbec because richmond is cool again speak what turned that tied? what made it cool and when did people start back? great murals and businesses. what made the change? >> i think the change, i was trying to explain this t is from the other day. remember when vcu went to the final four? wares at the school? it's the city of richmond. richmond on the map. this was the epicenter of the 2008 presidential election as well of president obama. that helped put us on the map. president obama won virginia

the leaders at that juncture, on the left, you see john pam, the leader of a certain faction. on the right, oliver st. john, another important leader of that period. one of these guys, both of them hold that vision. if you think back to that article that we read on the ecological -- origins of the english empire, that sense of apocalyptic thinking that informed elizabethans had been so important in the founding of virginia in 1607. it spilled over into the founding of massachusetts. this is all part of the same group, those 50 people. i said we could write the history of the formation of the english empire the 17th century. -- century by looking at biographies of about 50 guys. these men hold that same vision. it is going to reach it's fulfillment. they are going to pursue this into the western design, which we have already discussed. at this juncture, the immediate object is to try and craft a union with the united provinces. not an alliance. not a military or economic alliance, they want to combine england, scotland, and ireland with the united provinces into a single powerful protestant state.

oliver: john morris is building the world's longest racetrack in the nevada desert. wants you to visit. >> in 2004, he went out to nevada and saw a racetrack and decided to buy it. it was two miles at the time. he is now in the process of building the world's longest racetrack, 16 miles. carol: but he is creating a disneyland for adults. >> if you think about it, this is 45 minutes west of las vegas. what he is trying to do is filled a play land where you can fly drones, race cars at 180 miles per hour, and if you want to buy one, spend the money. he has built a lake where you can jet pack. it is a play land, he's getting a lot of people showing up, paying $45,000 to be a member. oliver: you are outdoors, getting exercise. where does this guy come from? >> he is a semi-retired internet entrepreneur. he sold the company for $30 million and told the company i want all cash and never contact me again. he spent some time in hawaii and basically realized i want to build a racetrack for my friends, but then they said i have other friends who want to experience this too. co

are somewhat strangely, there has never been a well known poem the way oliver or wendell holmes wrote about old ironside. but john brown's body, steven vincent benet wrote about not it, but what has been changed. he doesn't look to the future, but to the past and writes an epitaph for the 2,000-year tradition that hampton roads put to an end. he writes: the sinking of all the world's old sea bitten names, victory and constellation , golden mind, galleys of anthony, galleys of cartage, galleons with gilded virgins, spiking long servants, argos of the acquit january pride. moving to sea in one long wooden wall behind a huge ghost flagship of the arc in such a swelling cloud of phantom sail they whitened ocean. going down by the head. green water seeping through the batten ports. spreading along the scrubbed and famous decks, going down, going down, going down. the mermaid pools, the fiddler's green to the dim barnacle thrones where davy jones drinks everlasting rum with the seahorses of his sunken dreams. thank you. [applause] >> so you said that -- [inaudible] so what was the immediate impact on the civil war? the

john kelly telling catherine herridge. if it's legal he will consider it. oliverf counterfeit lies and colonel, nice to see you again. thanks for coming back here. first on gitmo. what is your position on how that facility could be used? it appears the definition is expanding under this administration? >> i think this administration will take a much more active stance on tissue of global jihady terrorism than has been taken the last eight years. it is wise not to take options off the table. general kelly's answer is spot on. if it's legal, why wouldn't we think of it? >> bill: okay. you know the new head of the nsa. >> i do. national security advisor. >> bill: you know him. in fact, i think you featured him one time in one of your war stories. >> yes, a couple of them, sure. >> in vietnam over 70 years of french colonial rule was ending. >> it all came to a head at the battle here. president eisenhower decided to help broker the geneva acords of 1954. >> hr mcmaster is the author of dereliction of duty. the lies to led to vietnam. >> it marked an end for the frenc

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john] get you taxes won. for the first time ever.g to the next level, at olive garden.of your most loved classic dishes. because the best things in life should be never ending. at olive garden. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. norah jones is on the way. our next guest is a two-time emmy-winning actor you know best from "will & grace," he played the "&." his latest project is a new documentary series, "the history of comedy" - which premieres tomorrow night on cnn. please welcome sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: typically -- i mean, we don't have to do it that way. either one is fine, it doesn't matter. it's very good to see you. >> i thought second guest sits there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm wonderful. is it jimmy? james? >> jimmy: with a "y." >> as i was driving, i took a turn, it looks like i'm supposed to be there. so i have some good news. >> jimmy: what? we just adopted twin girls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. wow. that's very nice. >> no we didn't. i couldn't even take care of myself. i didn't adop