and how john stamos looks bald. you're a big fan of john stamos.ontinues after this from our abc statio >>> welcome back to the tuesday skinny. that means our weekly update on "the bachelor." >> joining us again for his commentary, world nowned bachelor analyst. >> might have been the best entrance yet, jack. >> i'm late because i was getting over the super bowl. >> getting over it. >> thank god it was a close game. at least until they kicked off. shortly thereafter. anyway, "bachelor" last night. vietnam. 11 women in the running. first date, our girl renee. she is doing good. she is hanging in there. our girl, renee. there they are. they had a great time. walking around. everything went great. later in the show, renee was waiting for the first kiss with juan pablo. it happened later in the show. suffice it to say our girl is still in the running. she gets the rose. >> all right. >> second date, nikki and juan pablo do a bit of repelling down into a cave. nikki was a little nervous about this. it was not her forte but somehow she got it done. they

>> more protein, tastier and has lower calories, with john stamos? >> nachos or yogurt?ey're advertising to women. >> women are watching, real housewives. >> and beckham is in his underwear in the ads, got to check it out. >> can hardly wait. just kidding. >> ♪ [ music ] >> are you doing all right there, fella? >> there are singing vegetables and chicken. >> yes. happen tz me all the time. >> last night we spoke what? $4 million for 30 >> right. 30 seconds >> now, the question we've shown a lot of ads do you think they get bang for the buck? >> if they get pr, they do. if we talk about it. people are watching. >> i think those five certainly did because they're talking about them. most of them? >> go daddy will get it. >> budweiser has 22 million you tube views now. right? >> i mean, budweiser has to defend the game. they're in the playing offense, they have to keep their connection to the game. >> i'm getting bud light just because that have. >> they just should advertise bud. the name. >> and coming up, nfl hall of famer has his predictions for the big game on sunday,

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first of all, first of all, it's greek style. ( laughter ) it's-- it longs to be in the mouth of john stamoslaughter ) ( applause ) and-- and-- ( cheers ) hear me out. hear me out. need i mention, fruit on the bottom. ( applause ) ( laughter ) of course, everybody knows, everybody knows that i have owned the winter olympics ever since i saved vancouver in 2010 by bailing out the u.s. speedskating team with my your money. folks, i cannot wait to get to sochi. although, i might have to. >> new concerns that sochi is not ready to host the games. >> hotels and other buildings aren't finished. >> journalists are appalled by the condition of their hotel rooms, many of them in shambles. >> the rooms-- spartan is a nice way to call them. >> a tweet-- my hotel has no water. if restored, the front desk says do not tiewz on your face because it contains something very dangerous. >> stephen: let me get this straight. she's complaining that her hotel shut off the face-poison valve? i'm sorry, that's just seeing the glass of toxic yellow fluid as half empty. and these reporters' ivy tower attitude extend

it longs to be in the mouth of john stamos.out, need i mention, fruit on the bottom. >>> and, as of last check, that yogurt still holed up in new jersey. we'll see how this plays out. i have veronica and bill here with "first buzz." bill, i have to start with you. it is the opening ceremony tonight. you have what, some first-hand view of one of the opening games. >> you say, i could do that. if you ever had the perspective of what it would be like to actually do it, we all know we can't. this is with the slope style. this is alexi sobelov, a russian snowboarder. the jump in the air time alone, the mountains and background of sochi, so picturesque and so beautiful. >> my stomach just drops a little bit. >> these go-pro cameras, i want to see what the luge or the bobsled looks like. >> the world cup is going to be in brazil. well, we have learned they are going to be offering extra wide seats in brazil for those who are. >> extra wide seats. >> extra wide seats. they are for people who are clinically obese. you have to have a bod

. >> there was a little bit of sex in the john stamos commercial too.t ends up calming down very quickly when his co-stars from full house -- but sex not a big part of the super bowl ads. >> i think a lot of the brands we are associating with sexy contend are tired of being associated with sexy content, taking a ding from social groups,. >> this is the 10th anniversary of breast gate of the janet jackson issue, people are waiting to write the letters, pen in hand. >> let's talk about scarlett joe johanssen, last been banned, she mentions pepsi and coke at the end of the ad. was that all for publicity? >> probably a little. they were banned completely, last year, they weren't able to air their ad at all, you can't run them down. oxfam has demanded that she step down. west bank settlement. so i don't think they wanted that kind of publicity. >> banned from the super bowl is what got go daddy into the -- when you are banned, that's a great strategy. and paid you $4.5 million. >> something else this year, ads that intentionally are not going to run. anna ke

. >> and looking at john stamos for dannon yogurt. >> oops, i did it again. >> i think that is kind ofe bringing back full house. >> megyn, when i was 10 years old, he was uncle jesse, why am i older than him now? how does that happen? >> he was -- i still find that kind of disgusting. >> peter? >> was that mary kate feeding him yogurt? >> all right, you can see those ads this sunday or go to our facebook page, facebook.com/thekellyfile. and let us know what you think. we'll be right back. [ police radio, indistinct ] the comeback trail. there is no map. no mile marker. no welcome sign. one day you may find yourself here. to carry you he. at liberty mutual, we believe with every setback there's a chance to come back and rise. liberty mutual insurance. auto, home, life. ♪ they lived ♪ they lived. ♪ they lived. ♪ (dad) we lived... thanks to our subaru. ♪ (announcer) love. it's what mas a subaru, a subaru. when electricity is generated with natural gas instead of today's most used source, how much are co2 emissions reduced? up to 30%? 45%? 60%? the answer is... up to 60% less. and that's

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olympic team's loss is governor christie's gain, i guess. [ laughter ] at what point do we send in john stamos to end this madness? [ laughter ] one of the emerging stars in the olympics this year is american snowboarder sage kotsenburg. he won the first gold medal of the games for slopestyle snowboarding. he's also the favorite to win gangnam style snowboarding next week, i think. anyway, he's a 20-year-old snowboarder from utah. he talks like a 20-year-old snowboarder from utah, which was a problem for the russian translators. most americans have trouble translating snowboarder slang. the russians don't know what to make of it. they hear a word like "sick," they assume he needs medical attention. but sick means good, you know. it's sick. so the translators did the best they could. it wasn't great. in fact, after they translated the press conference from english to russian, we translated the russian translation back to english. and here's what we're pretty sure they said. >> honestly, it feels like a dream right now. >> [ speaking russian ]. >> jimmy: he's right. america is a type of nut clus

tracy: john stamos, sexy. >> entirely. one last thing, if you look at, who won in terms of online.book were competing. facebook got a huge number of people, 50 million people, tuning in on super bowl. twitter got 25 million tweets. budweiser, big winner online though. if you look at bud mentions, youtube, instagrams, 588,000 mentions and 440 million on youtube for the puppy. tracy: and the horse. >> those three together. tracy: apparently our 4:00 p.m. has the woman who quit on their show today. >> she has the puppet master? tracy: got to ask her. >> chao, baby. ashley: got a comment from the puppet. i liked stephen colbert pistachios. tracy: that was funny. those commercials are always good. thank you, dennis. >>> next half hour of "markets now," dow is down 259 points. is the stock market stacked against the little guy? your tweet and our panel next. ashley: plus big concerns from big business over a shrinking middle class. gerri willis breaks it all down for us. tracy: advice to feed your dog by remote control, was invented by a 14-year-old girl. i love this kid. we're going to

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