here tonight is the great, great, great grandson of johnny appleseed, jeff appleseed.seed. [ cheers and applause ] like his famed ancestor, jeff has spent his life planting appleseeds wherever he goes. unlike his famed ancestor, he was convicted on 16 million counts of trespassing and served 12 years in prison. [ laughter ] moving on, i sit in reverence and awe of our next guest, timothy brunt is here. the timothy brunt. [ cheers and applause ] timothy was the first person ever to trade his hbo go password for sex. [ laughter ] give him a round of applause. he deserves it. [ applause ] ladies and gentlemen. so excited about this. poet laureate, claudia russo is here. claudia has written over 6,000 poems, all of them only one word long. [ laughter and applause ] i can still recite her poem "fish" by heart. here it goes. fish. [ applause ] ms. russo, will you please recite one of your famous one word poems for us? all of your poems are only one word long. just give us any one of them. [ laughter ] >> hello. [ laughter ] >> seth: hello. as wonderful today as the day she w