tonight -- johnny knox vim knoxville. "dancing with the stars", "psycho" mike catherwood, and music from britney spears. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. on this special night of television. everybody take off your shirts, let's get this party started. in case you didn't hear the screaming, and see the goodyear blimp outside in the sky, britney spears is here with us tonight. you know what, i hope she didn't bring the snake. i camped out all night to see her even though it'sy own show and i could have walked in. the whole city of west hollywood has moved east into regular hollywood for this event. britney was on "good morning america" this morning. that was big, too. george stephanopoulos was shrieking like a teenage girl. this is britney's second appearance on our show. the first one was a long tim

tomorrow night, we'll be joined by our pal johnny knoxville. console our first "dancing with the stars" castoff, and britney spears. will be hire as well. preparing for her arrival. and later this week danny mcbride, sara ramirez, david beckham, wes craven and music from sum 41 and duran duran. so please join us. our first guest tonight is a pioneer. he is revolutionized the way we look at family, reality television, and the "f" word. you can see her now on her very best behavior every weekday on "the talk." please say hello to sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is everything? greet see you. you look great. >> thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you look very prepty. >> jimmy: i got a new tie and everything. the last time you were here was before your show went on the air. and you could on the name one of two of your co-hosts on the show. do you know who your co-hosts are now? >> it depends what happens the night before. no, i do. of course i do. >> jimmy: who are they? >> sara, leah, and holly. >> jimmy: that is r

next week on the show, johnny knoxville, sharon osbourne, bruno tonioli, we've got a stoner in the audienceapplause ] his name is jeremiah. let's see who else he likes. danny mcbride. he's like your patron saint, right? sara ramirez, wes craven, david beckham and the first celebrity casualty from "dancing with the stars." plus, we'll have music from the sounds, sum 41 and duran duran. and brit noney spears. so, that's a solid lineup. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress whose popularity has earned her nicknames like "the spanish enchantress" and "the madonna of madrid." pretty good nicknames. you can see her starting may 20th alongside johnny depp in the much-anticipated 3-d adventure "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." please say hello to penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, especially you being from europe because i get not one, but two kisses as you enter. >> yes, but but -- i always end up like this waiting for -- >> jimmy: we think one is -- especially me, one is enough for