i was doing the other jolson.a different jolson. ♪ when you were sweet when you were sweet 16 ♪ it was a beautiful jolson. but they didn't know that. they wanted mammy. so three prizes. majorette wins. she dropped that thing three times. the fat guy, he came in second with the buttens flying all over. the little black kid, he did all right. he got third. three prizes. i got nothing. but i was determined. and so i kept -- finally, i went to the borscht belt and to the resorts in the mountains and i learned my craft. i was a busboy and i was a waiter and i was all kinds of things. finally, somebody got sick. i was a utility actor and i took over. unfortunately, the part -- he was a district attorney. he was about 70 years old. so they put a wig on me. they put a beard on me. they put lines, you know, to make me old. i'm supposed to say, there, there, harry, have a glass of water and tell me in your own words exactly what happened that night. okay, i can do that. but i got to do it a little older. not so fast. right.