let's hear it for jon batiste and stay human. jon, thanks for being here.ig day for you and the band. these guys have just released a here on the showe.p." what's on here, jon. >> jon: the theme song is here "humanism." the intro, your opening music.y. >> jon: and we have four other songs and a bonus track. >> stephen: you guys are in luck, because you're finally going to hear and enjoy what i it's incredible. go getable for download now. >> jon: yeah! ( applause ) >> stephen: how is going so far? >> it's killing. >> stephen: have you found the baby? have you found the baby yet. >> jon: not yet. after the show.have taught me a little bit about jazz since i have been here listening to you, and also because early or in the year you and i went down to new orleans, and i met this man down there. what's his name. >> jon: that's he was my high school jazz >> stephen: what is n.o.c.a.c.a. >> jon: new orleans center for the creative arts. >> stephen: this is where you learned to jazz it up. >> jon: yes. him when i was down there to explai

featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much. do you feel it? >> jon: i'm filin it, yeah. woe. whoa. >> stephen: folks, thanks so much. as we speak right now, the new hampshire primaries are rolling in, and the excitement is palpable. in fact, i think i may have reached peak palp, because this is the big one. the winners survive and move onto the next primary, while the losers are released into the north woods to be hunted by their donors. as is traditional with new hampshire there are some extremely early returns. >> the first votes are already in. ohio governor john kasich and vermont senator bernie sanders got an early boost this morning. they won the vote in dixville notch. that's the new hampshire hamlet that is home to the first vote primary. >> stephen: yes, at 12:01 this morning, bernie sanders and john kasich won the town that votes earliest, dixville notch. still waiting for results from the nearby hamlets of crotchv

with jon batiste and stay human. my guests will be fred armisen, "playboy" cover girl sarah mcdaniel, and a musical performance by ty segall

let's hear it for jon batiste and stay human. jon, thanks for being here. jon, this is a big day for you and the band. these guys have just released a here on the show called "the late show e.p." what's on here, jon? >> jon: the theme song is here "humanism." the intro, your opening music. >> stephen: okay. >> jon: and we have four other songs and a bonus track. >> stephen: you guys are in luck, because you're finally going to hear and enjoy what i get to hear every night. it's incredible. go get this. it's available for download now. applause ) >> stephen: how is your mardi gras going so far? >> it's killing. >> stephen: have you found the baby? have you found the baby yet. >> jon: not yet. after the show. >> stephen: you also have taught me a little bit about jazz since i have been here listening to you, and also because early or in the year you and i went down to new orleans, and i met this man when i was down there. >> jon: that's michael polera. he was my high school jazz instructor. >> stephen: what is n.o.c.a.? >> jon: new orleans center for the crea

with jon batiste and stay human.d armisen, "playboy" cover girl sarah mcdaniel, and a musical performance by ty segall and the muggers. now stick around for james corden. good night!

♪ featuring jon batiste and "stay human"!ow it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! hey! (cheers and applause) hey! (cheers and applause) game ball. that's the game ball now. thanks, everybody! hey! (cheers and applause) hey, did y'all see the super bowl last night? (cheers and applause) you folks are not alone. over 100 million people tuned in. it was such a big hit for cbs, i'm looking forward to the spin-off: "super bowl: cyber." (laughter) of course, the winner of the super bowl was beyonce. (cheers and applause) but some could argue it was also peyton manning. no matter who you were rooting for, everybody was happy for him. or in the case of his brother eli, quizzically confused for him. (laughter) either eli was exhibiting caution because the game wasn't over yet or he was trying to figure out what the hell a "quesalupa" is. my spanish is rusty, but i think it is a taco made with cheese and wolf meat. this game may have crowned manning's historic c

(cheers and applause) that right there is the sultry sound of jon batiste and stay human. greet them! (cheers and applause) they're about to kick out the jams, but before they do, one more thing: a report by the guardian found that removing the facebook app from your iphone can save up to 15% of battery life. and removing yourself from facebook can save up to 100% of >> announcer: tonight... stephen welcomes kelsey grammer! fred armisen! "playboy" cover girl sarah mcdaniel! and a musical performance by ty tysegall and the muggers! featuring jon batiste and "stay human"! and now it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you so much! (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody! can we show the dome to everybody at home? we've got little hearts on the dome tonight. isn't that beautiful? that is just a little friendly reminder to everybody out there who may not have marked it on your calendar that sunday is valentine's day. sometimes you forget, but it's a big day, no matter what your romantic status is, single or m

>> stephen: i did, yeah. >> it's jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody.ht the fuse on the funk rocket. but first, one more thing: last night, bernie sanderse primary by 22 points. no joke! ( cheers and applause ) ht, stephen welcomes bernie sanders. and a musical performance by drum tao. g jon batiste and stay human. it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! yeah! nice! wow! i gotta say, this feels good. this feels right. the senator is right, just do-- just follow your heart, right, right! >> stephen: i just want to say they love the new hampshire primaries. how about this," and new, "no, stupid, this." and last night in the granite state, bernie sanders and donald trump each crushed theirints, turning our entire political system upside down.siders. socialists are the establishment. these are now acceptable hairstyles! and don't you say you saw this come!s coming." shut up. you did not! maybe you saw this coming last friday, but not six weeks ago.member how these guys launched their campaigns?

welcome the musical director of "the late show", jon batiste! (cheers and applause) and now your host, stephen colbert!! (cheers and applause) and the late show band, "stay human." (cheers and applause) host of "the late show," stephen (cheers and applause) give it up for stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) a man who enters when i say his name, stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) perhaps he didn't hear me. he is stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) all he has to do is point his face at the stage and walk forward -- stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) colbert! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. (cheers and applause) welcome, everybody! (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show"! (cheers and applause) hey, everybody! thanks for being here! in here, out there, all around the world, i'm stephen colbert, i am your east -- host tonight and, excitement in the air because the presidential race has truly become

featuring jon batiste and "stay human"! and now it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hey! thanks, everybody! (cheers and applause) thank you so much! well, i'm so glad you guys are here. there is nothing more important to me than being honest with my audience. i learned my lesson the night i tried to pass off a mop with sunglasses as leonardo dicaprio. though it worked out for the mop -- i hear he is dating kate so i want to be up front with you and admit that, occasionally, we get paid to feature a sponsor's product on the show. but i have the same high standards for product placement as i do for appearing nude on camera -- it has to be integral to the plot, or i have no and tonight one of those things is true. but i think we have managed to make it so organic, you might not even notice. on a completely unrelated note, i am feeling a little thirsty right now. you know what would really hit the spot? my favorite beverage... the 2016 mini clubman! taste the steering wheel! with six doors and a massive trunk, the clubman is the biggest

oh, that right there is jon batiste and the stay human symphony orchestra. say hi. ( cheers and applause ) they're about to bring you to your feet and me to my seat. but before they do, one more thing: a new super bowl commercial is going to feature babies conceived after previous super bowl wins. i'm just worried about getting those babies up on the >> tonight, stephen welcomes. david schwimmer. pastor joel osteen. and a musical performance by m. ward. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hello! thank you very much. >> stephen: this is so nice. listen, everybody, in case you haven't noticed we are broadcasting tonight from evidently rural arizona or something. i'm not entirely sure why we are broadcasting from the countryside. we usually have a cityscape. >> and realized after finishing the cold open i am not standing in new york city tonight. this is absolutely-- honest to god, i have no idea. do we know where new york city is? it's gone? we lost the whole

featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hello! thank you very much. >> stephen: this is so nice. listen, everybody, in case you haven't noticed we are broadcasting tonight from evidently rural arizona or something. i'm not entirely sure why we are broadcasting from the countryside. we usually have a cityscape. >> and realized after finishing the cold open i am not standing in new york city tonight. this is absolutely-- honest to god, i have no idea. do we know where new york city is? it's gone? we lost the whole damn city. that's a window. that's not video. that's a window. i look out every night i look out back here. it's gorgeous. i'm going to go horse back riding tomorrow. i think there's a supernova going up. i'm not entirely sure what that is. anyway, it's very mellow, very romantic, thank you for joining us. let me know if we get new york back. ( laughter ) anyway, it's a huge night last night. about it. everybody's talking about it. we were all glued-- everybody is excited. we

. >> stephen: jon batiste! welcome to "the late "the late show,"" everybody. thanks so much. >> stephen! stephen! stephen stephen! stephen! thanks, everybody. thanks so much. welcome to the show. please. ( cheers and applause ) i hope you all have a good time tonight. i'm stephen colbert. folks, how about that new hampshire primary last night. incredible. that is unbelievable! i can't wait to get over to my desk right over there to talk about the unprecendented cluster-brunch it was. i want to go over there right now, but i know i can't. because we have an established format, and as a responsible host, i have to do the mature thing and do what is expected to get the job done. and i accept that. so first, let's get this done. happy ash wednesday, everybody. happy ash wednesday. is something you're never supposed to say, because ash wednesday is the day when you think about your mortality because-- fun fact it's ashes represent the grave to which we will all return. it marks the beginning of lent. who are catholics have to spend some... well, yeah. no! , of cour

>> stephen: i did, yeah. >> it's jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. they're about to light the fuse on the funk rocket. but first, one more thing: last night, bernie sanders won the new hampshire primary by 22 points. no joke! >> tonight, stephen welcomes ben stiller. senator bernie sanders. and a musical performance by drum tao. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! yeah! nice! wow! that's nice. i gotta say, this feels good. this feels right. just follow your heart, right, guys? >> jon: that's right! >> stephen: i just want to say they love the new hampshire primaries. every four years iowa goes "hey, how about this," and new hampshire goes, "no, stupid, this." and last night in the granite state, bernie sanders and donald trump each crushed their competition by 20 points, turning our entire political system upside down. outsiders are the insiders. socialists are the establishment. these are now acceptable hairstyles! and don't you say you saw this c