from what i read in the tabloids, every available woman is currently having sex with pete davidson. ( laughter ) >> jon: pistol pete. >> stephen: good for you, pete. ( laughter ) speaking of surveys, another survey. this one found that eight out of ten americans say they use slang, but half admit to not even knowing the meaning of the terms they use. they don't even know what they're saying? t.b.h., that is high-key extra "fortnight" d.m.-slide. am i right, my butt-chuggies? ( cheers and applause ) am i? the survey had some surprisig results about who uses which slang. turns out, boomers use "woke" more than other generations. well, that got co-opted fast. but it's not a total shocker. boomers are on the cutting edge of being woke-- at 4:00 a.m., to pee. ( laughter ) on the other hand, boomers hate "ok boomer." all right, grandpa. other generations had their own favorite slang words. millennials liked "salty," meaning exceptionally bitter or angry, as well as "thirsty" meaning "needing attention." for example, salty and thirsty might be how you'd describe this video of mr. peanut dabbing. ( laughter )