and i know this is gonna be a hit show because i'm on it and we're gonna edit out jon lovitz. 'cause that's what i do. i star in monster tv shows and i cut out the lame parts, you talentless white --. so in summation, and i mean this to all of you from the bottom of my heart, -- you all and suck my $100 million --. good night and thank you. ♪ bob saget ♪ bob saget ♪ bob saget ♪ bob saget news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." [cheering and applause] [theme music playing] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. newark mayor cory booker will be joining us, but let's begin tonight as i really should begin almost every night, with an apology. we've had a bit of fun here over the years concerning what is commonly referred to this time of year as the war on christmas where a small band of 70% of the country have fought tirelessly for the right to openly celebrate the feast day of their lord's birth, to have a mass on that day honoring their christ, a mass christ, if you will. [laughter] now,

neil: would they think about when jon lovitz came along. >> he's not invited either he's never going to be invited. il: but he said enough of this. >> i thought that was interesting. not many people speak out like that. i have a little business, so i like to not offend anybody. so i don't tell anybody my views either way. neil: i would say i'm a centrist that leans to the right. neil: you have to be moderate on her persona non grata. >> i sell my little life with my organic skincare. neil: that's a lot of money for your little skincare line. >> i didn't leave tv. i was escorted and booted out the door in and fired. i get tired a lot. >> how dare me to expect them to pay me what they pay the men. but then it was good because i thought i will never work for anybody else again. so i work for myself, and i have all these years. >> all the beauty products and things, everything around her image, do you feel a lot of pressure without? to feel autiful? >> i just wake up like this and it's so easy. neil: me too. [laughter] i saw you talk to will tell welsh. >> my thing is that she knows her

. >> coming up, jon lovitz had a few things to say about president obama at his comedy club. >> i saidnd why went viral, which is shocking to me. when i take a picture of this check, it goes straight to the bank. oh. oh look the lion is out! no mommy no! don't worry honey, it only works on checks. deposit checks from your smartphone with chase quickdeposit. just snap a picture, hit send and done. take a step forward and chase what matters. >> welcome back to this special edition of "the factor." we start with leary up leashed. >> why could you hate america? >> i love america. >> why do you hate america? >> i love america. >> you write, this country -- i assume that's america -- including you and most of the people related to you by birth or marriage or both is populated by beings who have been so blessed for so long they have become immune to any interests other than their own. >> true. >> you see, i mean, come on. >> how many people -- just in your daily walking around -- i don't walk around. people carry me. >> then you don't have to worry about it. while you're being cared arounddow