>> well, something like that, but if jon stewart -- in jon stewart ever came out and flat-out said andnt ti don't like bill o'reilly -- now, i know he professes to like you which i'm not at all convinced he's telling the truth about, if he came out and said, no, i don't like him, i think he's a jerk shall the media would have caught you up in that debate. because they like stewart, they went easy on the-- just the encapslation of the event? >> my only point is the reason this got-- it sounds crazy to me, the reason it it got worldwide attention is because of the entertainment value. >> bill: i'm not arguing that and because of the charisma of the performance. you can't discount-- >> jon stewart is very charismatic. >> bill: he is. so i'm watching 60 minutes last night on the navy seal who shot bin laden and i thought it was a pretty straight report, no spin. >> i watched the interview, i found it riveting television, no opinions, no slant, no raised eyebrows. scott pelley, the reporter, who had a seal who was actually there during the raid. he asked questions the way you should and he

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central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome owe to "the daily show". any name is jon stewart. good show tonight. my guest tonight the wonderful jeff bridges is going to be joining us. we're very excited about that. [cheers and applause] so obviously for the past few nights we've talked about heavy, complex difficult to solve issues like gun control, the fiscal give. girard depardu's heard breaking-really heartbreaking -- from his beloved france. he really looks like the pixar character of himself, does he not? tonight we're going to have fun with a little piece we call. ♪ disgraced financial institutions. we're just trying to real hard to make (bleep) fun. you know that bank hsbc it turns out the initials stand for holy (bleep) bankrupt. >> hsbc is accused of transferring billions of dollars for nations like iran, doing business with firms linked to terrorism and enabling mexican drug cartels to move money through u.s. sub sid dairies. >> jon: money launde

www.captionmax.com from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to "the daily show". any name is jon stewart. our guest tonight mr. josh brolin is going to be here. he will talk about his experience with zen buddahism like jeff bridges last night that his to rewatch to understand. our credit got downgraded last year. i think we can agree it's time to get serious to figure out to restore the world's respect for the soundness of curn cinch a $1 trillion platinum down be minted and the government could use that to pay the debt. [ laughter ] >> jon: um, i'm -- [ laughter ] ah not an economist -- [ laughter ] -- but we're going to make (bleep) up, i say good big or go home. how by dool 20 trillion coin. forget about it say i was digging through the white house curbs and eisenhower had the $100quillion coin around. i know it's real because it has our nation's symbol a uniform with a centure. that traditional america is gone n

jon stewart made a fair point.e talking about imaginary problems like the shark problem. >> so this is what it is. their paranoid feel of a possible distopic future prevents us from addressing our actual distopic present. we cannot discuss the gung deaths that are happening every year because a few of us must remain vigilant begins the rise of a imaginary hitler. >> cenk: you're worried about the imagethe imaginary sharks. i don't want to say it in a dismissive way but you're talking about the government taking over when they haven't and we have real deaths. isn't that a fair point alex? >> no, it's not a fair point. they've taken the guns worldwide. in chicago and new york when they took the guns crime rates went up. the issue is humans at a primitive level. myself included. i recognize from the roman times to the founding of the nation, it was done to disarm a group that people were used to oppressing. the government has drones weapons, checkpoints 1.6 million bullets. it's a balance of power that we need the peo

central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." any name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, the one and only christopher walken. christopher walken will be joining us in a little bit. we're excited about that let me get to this right now. [cheers and applause] yesterday was a big day on capitol hill. secretary of state hillary clinton appeared before our nation's lawmakers finally answer the tough questions about the terrorist attack on in benghazi in september. of course, she was supposed to have testified back in december but kept postponing it for health issues. [ laughter ] it came to be referred to as the -- >> the benghazi flu. >> apparently it's the acute benghazi allergy. >> jon: well, the benghazi flu turned out to be a cerebral blood clot point taken. as there could be no doubt as to what caused the cooing alates in the cap larrys is fear of lawmakers. questions such as. >> at what point in time can our administration and governm

access.wgbh.org from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart. oh, tonight's program -- tonight's program is one you'll enjoy. our guest a woman who skyrocketing to fame by (bleep) in a sink -- [ laughter ] doris kearns goodwin will be on the show tonight. [ laughter ] melissa mccarthy we're very excited. let's begin on the conservative movement. ask any rock-ribbed conservative and they say. >> we the people are allowed to decide how to live our lives trchlz a parter for individual freedom. >> it really is liberty versus tyranny. >> i don't want a bigger government telling us how to live our lives. >> order us around, tram. our freedoms. >> get out of our lives mr. nanny state. >> jon: please, mr. nanny state is my father. call me jon. by the way, mr. nanny state the name of my ill fated 1994 attempt at a family comedy political thriller. [ laughter ] first movie that went direct to your toil

central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. the guest tonight, listen to this, settle down. supreme court justice, that's right, today on the show, supreme court... thank you very much -- supreme court justice sonnia sotomayor ( cheers and applause ) unless i believe she's coming out here. unless this is another elaborate hoax by manti te'o nemesis ronaiah tuiasosopo or as the germans refer to him (speaking nonsense). some of you may be surprised to see a supreme court justice here, one, because she is a sitting supreme court justice and two because this afternoon she was in washington administering the public oath of office to vice president biden. doesn't it look like biden just wants to high-five her? that is probably the hardest part of swearing in biden is explaining to him that you don't actually get to swear. "hey, hey, don't worry, sweetheart, i'll hold the [bleep] constitution. i swear. come on. give me one." justice sotomayor has been

applause] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." [cheers and applause] i'm jon stewart. oh, we've got a good one for you tonight. general billy mc-- stanley mcchrystal. last night we talked fiscal cliff. in the wake of things that happened. newtown a roara, portland, tucson -- it's a 22 minute show so i'm not going to list everybody but finally everybody is ready to talk about gun violence. the patrol has been ready for quite some time now. let's have that conversation people. nothing is off the table. no bad idea. it's a safe space. let's start the discussion on gun violence. let's talk about the gun control. >> gun control is not going to make any kid safer. we have to get the real problem, the real causes. >> jon: sorry, i just assumed that beginning a conversation about gun control meant starting with guns but you want to talk about the non-gun cause of -- [ laughter ] -- gun violence. you know what? it's a conversation no bad ideas may

jon stewart was discussing gun control. he's in favor of it.st bob costas suggested that violent movies and video games should take some of the blame. that was awkward to say the least because during the preseating commercial break there was an ad for bullet to the head. sylvester stallone's gun violence extravaganza. so the pro gun control jon stewart is sponsored by violent movies. al gore was discussing the sale of his tv network to al-jazeera. matt lauer asked him why he'd sold out to big oil. mr. gore is an ardent antifossil fuel campaigner but got a reported 100 million dollars from oil -- which owns al-jazeera. al gore did not have an answer except to say he understood the criticism. he just doesn't agree with it. fascinating, isn't it? the left says one thing in public, but takes money from their supposed opponents. on this occasion, full credit is due to the establishment media, which exposed the hypocrisy. the washington post details jon stewart's dilemma today, and nbc did the gore interview. if only we could get jon stewart to chall

my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight fresh off -- fresh off golden globe win for acting, producing, choreography, lena dunham is on the show. [cheers and applause] obviously the big news president obama's hotly anticipated announcement of his new steps to try to curb gun violence. ah, i didn't see it. i don't -- [ laughter ] i don't want -- i don't want to bring the room down. my mind has been elsewhere. my girlfriend, who totally exists -- [ laughter ] that's her. you don't know her. [ laughter ] is going through a tough time. she died. [ laughter ] and then, ah, and then, ah, also fell off a cliff of leukemia. [ laughter ] so it's a tough day to be here for me. but i'm going to do it. her last tweet to me was, "this show must go ooooooon. -- [cheers and applause] -- wait, wait, #thump. all right. so i missed the whole press conference. what happened? >> lock and load. >> obama lays out his again control plan. >> the unprecedented assault on your second amendment rights. the second amendment is meant as

good from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. nice program for you tonight. fresh off a gelden globes victory, jessica chastain is going to be here from the film "zero dark thirty". i don't want to spoil it for anybody but keep your eye on the bin laden character. [ laughter ] now, listen, as you know following a series of terrible gun tragedies in this country in let's call it 30 years of you are bar warfare, america is in the midst of a serious conversation about guns. the nra has been clear thought would meet any gun laws with serious resistance. >> they are getting the message out rncht president's kids more important than yours? why is he skeptical but putting armed security in schools when his kids are protected at their schools? >> jon: and why does he get to veto bills and command an army when we don't? all right so the conversation has started and we're off to a depl

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, everybody. welcome to the daily show with jon stewart. i'm very excited to be back on the air. all right. you may have noticed our show, we were on a little bit of a hiatus in the past two weeks because we possess the same work ethic as children in the private school. i don't know what to tell you because while we were gone in just three weeks everything happened ever. tragedies, incompetency. i don't know even know where to [bleep] start tonight. gun debate? hillary clinton's fake fake brain blood clot? barack obama is filling up his cabinet with old white guys and republicans like chuck hagel? meanwhile some republicans are up with the hagel pick because of his possible antigay views. the democrats are filling in with the old white guys and the republicans are helping the the gays. i can't wait to see what the daily show is going to do with that story. there's no time. there's too much. dam damn you mayans. wh

applause] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we got -- [cheers and applause] what a program for you tonight. our guest tonight missing cummings an associate professor of ayer naughtic and astronautics at mit and instructs the navy on autonomous warfare. she possesses the biggest cute name to largest job gap in our nation's history. [ laughter ] i want to thank our audience truly braving perilous weather conditions. this is how i got to work this morning. [ laughter ] yeah. because in new york city it's colder than a witch's titty it's new york! it made me realize something. gorm -- gorming is a total -- global warming is a total hoax and here is how i know, because it's cold today where i live. that's. ♪ just science. in fact, if anything there's a new ice age coming today. [ laughter ] where i live. which we're totally unprepared for because it's been so unseasonably warm t

my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight is the great one, roger waters of pink floyd will be going up here. obviously the interview will be accompanied by a laser show. let me just get right to it. if you are here and you did recently get married (laughing), you have to bring your sister along? i don't want to get into it now. before we begin, one quick bit of housekeeping. last thursday we took a bit of a is a tearial look at an idea that the president could solve some of our fiscal issues by exploiting a legal loophole and minting a trillion dollar coin. i'm not an economist but if we're just going to make [bleep] up, i said go home. how about a $20 trillion coin or forget about it. i was digging through the white house couch cushions and eisenhower must have left this $100 quillion bill. i know it's real because it has our nation's previous seal, a unicorn ferching ason tawr. saucy. we did receive a bit of pushback on that from the only creature perhaps more noble than a freshly felched unicorn. and the

for the from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. my guest is bob costas. bob costas. he's going to be joining us on the program. we're going to begin with big news out of washington. in these recent years of perpetual war our military had to address some standard issues in order to keep enlistments up they've loosened their educational requirements, their "have you committed a felony" requirements. but now they're dropping the biggest barrier to combat roles yet. the [bleep] and balls requirement. >> leon panetta announced the military will let women serve in front line combat units including infantry, armor, artillery even potentially special forces >> jon: wow. first gays, now women. what's next? noncitizens? oh, really? for hundreds of years before both those other groups? the point is to it's a major policy shift. there are bound to be detractors >> there are certain anatomical facts about upper body strengt