from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: we're back. welcome to "the daily show." so nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight david rose author of "enchanted objects." the emmys. colbert report. congratulations, great job. first big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. a series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appear to be auditioning for robo cop. it's a story that has a lot of people outraged up and set. >> i came back from vacation because i'm furious. >> of course you are. a 18-year-old black teenager gunned down in the streets. who wouldn't cut their vacation short to register the furry. you have to be a monster or in my case enjoying a particularly nice vacation. but good on you, mr. o'reilly, for coming back. unless of course you're furious about something else. >> furious go how the shooting death of 18-year-old michael brown is being reported, and how various people are reacting to it. >> jon: yes! that is the o

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. thank you for being here. my guest tonight, ramita navai. she is the author of "city of lies." i don't want the give anything away, but it turns out everybody is lying. you don't want to know. first we turn to washington, d.c.,, home of our nation's most respected institutions and also the government. >> americans have a very low opinion of congress, and this next story probably so s not going to help that very much. >> jon: oh, crap. what did congress do this time? what did they kill a veterans' bill to make a food about food stamps or outlaw tan because the president wore the color? what did that kick a puppy in an elevator? what did they do? >> new york's junior senator kirsten gillibrand says she's been the target of some very inappropriate sexist comments right in the halls of congress. >> jon: not just sexist comments, enappropriate

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) >> jon: my name is jon stewart. we have a good show. my guest tonight, oh, i'm excited about this. from one of my favorite shows, tia torres from animal planet show pit bulls & parolees is going to be joining us. i'm actually excited about this one. general tony yesterday talking about syria, hmm. pit bulls & parolees, uh-huh! but first midterm selections are fast approaching and there may be a tendency to dismiss them, ignore them, think them insignificant to. stand outside midterm polling stations shouting in a mainly scar cass-- sarcastic phone, look he at the voting kid, how is the voting going, votey. well, it turns out, you're 9 jerk. >> right now every seat counts in the fight for control of the senate. >> republicans need to take just six seats away from those democrats. >> it's a high-stakes election year. >> there is so much at stake. >> the stakes this year couldn't be higher. >> the stakes are stunning. >> jon: they are the most beautiful stakes i've

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on comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is the "daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: i'm jon stewart. we have a good one tonight. listen up my guest tonight hadi al bahra the president of the syrian national collision. i'm pretty sure they're on our side or he wouldn't be here. of course our non war in the mid east is only getting more complicated. the u.s. and the collision has been bombing the region for nearly a week. we wonder to ourselves does anyone else want in on this? before all of the good buildings are gone. >> british parliament is expected to vote to join the air campaign against isis. prime minister cameron called law makers to a special session to debate this issue. [laughing] >> jon: law -- law makers debate the issue? cameron, what are you doing? you don't have to put up without answers questions [beep]. just walk out onto the lawn and say we're bombing somewhere and go back inside. bada bing bada literal boom. what are you doing? what is there to talk about. >> look iraq, afghanistan

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: whoa, welcome to the daily show! (cheers and applause) >> jon: my name is jon stewart and we have a good program for you tonight. my guest tonight, the secretary-general of the united nations ban ki-moon is going to be joining us here tonight because, you know, i really don't know why. (laughter) i'm excited, but i don't know why. but first, you may remember earlier this year, the what do you call baltimore ravens ray rice found himself in a hot water when a cass insecurity caught him dragging his foe and say's unconscious body out of an el after he had assaulted her because a gentleman without never leave his fee san-- fiancee's unconscioused aboutee unattended in an elevator, i mean-- it was the sort of dispectable act our society would not tolerate. and the justice system had no choice but to throw the book at rice. specifically a book titled so you're sentenced to counselling, a violent offender's guide to lenient punishment. but not to worry, the nfl

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, rory kennedy will be joining us. she's the director of the film, a great documentary, "last days in vietnam." and without giving anything away, we lose. we lose. [laughter] but first, famous naughty bits. >> the f.b.i. is investigating the photo hacking that targeted hollywood celebrities. >> dozens of nude and risque photos posted. >> this targeted everyone from an oscar winner to music superstars and models. >> jon: no star was off limits. yeah, that's right. [cheering and applause] [laughter] those were personal pictures that she took for tramp's birthday, and i for one am upset. how the hell did a hacker steel private photographs? to find out how this was done, you got to go to the experts. >> no one knows exactly who did this or exactly how those photos were obtained. >> it is not clear who hacked the photos. >> who

applause) >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewartpplause) >> jon: whoa, welcome to the daily show! (cheers and applause) >> jon: my name is jon stewart and we have a good program for you tonight. my guest tonight, the secretary-general of the united nations ban ki-moon is going to be joining us here tonight because, you know, i really don't know why. (laughter) i'm excited, but i don't know why. but first, you may remember earlier this year, the what do you call baltimore ravens ray rice found himself in a hot water when a cass insecurity caught him dragging his foe and say's unconscious body out of an el after he had assaulted her because a gentleman without never leave his fee san-- fiancee's unconscioused aboutee

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a tremendous program for you tonight. zephyr teachout will be our guest, a law professor, a gubernatorial candidate, truly one of the finest-named guests i believe we've ever had in on the program. i'm excited about that. speaking of good names, that's the segue, that is the segue, and i'm sticking with it. the national football league, you said, a good name. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: a less forgiving audience would have left by now. the nfl, of course, currently going through a bit of an image problem. >> the nfl, we can't trust these institutions. >> institution that has got all sorts of problems. >> this horrible, horrible institution. >> you will never find a more wretched of scum and villani. >> jon: not sure that last part was about the nfl but still, now we've all seen the tape of ravens runningback ray rice, and witnessed the league's reaction. the league, of course, dished o

on comedy central's world view headquarters in new york, "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: hello! welcome to the daily show. i'm jon stewart. we have a very good program for you tonight. my guest tonight, the junior senator from the great state of new york, kirsten gillibrand. she'll join us tonight on the program talking about her brand new book. look how tired little johnny is! he's to tired! you may have noticed we didn't do a show last night. i was up in canada for a few days. i just wanted to thank both festivals for giving us an opportunity and such a warm reception and it was really lovely and greatly appreciated and exciting and i probably should have slept. so nice up there, but it's always good to get back to the u.s. of a. what'd i miss? >> good morning, are we back at war? (laughter) >> jon: gone for a day! wait, were we briefly "not" at war and i missed it? ok, just let me get prepared. let me get on network anchor war footing. i think. this should do it. okay. there we go. (cheering) all right, we're back at war! yeah! so, who's

on comedy central's world view headquarters in new york, "the daily show" with jon stewart! jon: hello! welcome to the daily show. i'm jon stewart. we have a very good program for you tonight. my guest tonight, the junior senator from the great state of new york, kirsten gillibrand. she'll join us tonight on the program talking about her brand new book. look how tired little johnny is! he's to tired! you may have noticed we didn't do a show last night. i was up in canada for a few days. i just wanted to thank both festivals for giving us an opportunity and such a warm reception and it was really lovely and greatly appreciated and exciting and i probably should have slept. so nice up there, but it's always good to get back to the u.s. of a. what'd i miss? >> good morning, are we back at war? (laughter) >> jon: gone for a day! wait, were we briefly "not" at war and i missed it?

can we be brutally honest and say it's because testify jon stewart and it's a big name and it's odd tole that he's doing this, or is it a beautiful film? >> the film is i think an incredibly significant film. it's about the story of the journalist reporting for the bbc on world events and was arrested in iran in 2009 when he was covering the election there. it's a dramatic adaptation of his memoir, so i think it's very important both in terms of the story itself. gael plays the lead and does a brilliant performance, but it's also fascinating from the perspective of seeing jon stewart tackle something in a serious, dramatic framework as opposed to what we know him for, that more satirical comedy. >> jon stewart, no relation. >> definitely not. sadly. >> thanks for joining us on "gmt." >>> boulder, colorado, is well-known in america for its liberal politics, laid back lifestyle at the foot of the rocky mountains. but a real estate boom has driven property prices up and it's caused a shortage in affordable housing. as part of the bbc's traveling pop-up bureau, david went to boulder. here'

i'm jon stewart. my guest tonight, tavis smiley, author of "death of a king." it's fantastic.s. the terrorist insurgent group slash rogue nation, slash all-around living nightmare, slash-possible boy band. yes, different i.s.i.s. our president's spent the past few weeks working on a strategy for dealing with them, to replace our previous strategy of... "strategy t-b-d." >> why is it everybody's eager to use military force? the issue with syria is what we're not going to be able to do is to play whack-a-mole and chase wherever extremists appear. >> jon: extremist wha whack-a-mole. he may be my least favorite whack-a-mole. the republicans do have a strategy. >> if i'm the president, i'll kill every one of those bastards. >> kill every one of them. >> whack them. >> pound them. >> bloi them to smithereens. >> scorch the earth. >> wipe them out all of them. >> jon: that last one should "not" be in there. i specifically said "no" dick cheney clips! we have a tarantino america that cleanses through slow motion blood bath or nothing. last night barack obama broke out his i kill bin l

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good show tonight. adam levine of maroon 5 will be here tonight. the mid-term elections are coming up. it's like that moment you're about to smell vomit but you haven't yet vomited. almost every incumbent will win their race, especially in the house, which means all eyes are in the senate. will the democrats retain control? [audience member screams] [laughter] obviously someone in the audience tonight not familiar with the rhetorical question. perhaps so comfortable they feel they can just yell out, not realizing this time i can hear them. well, the democrats are in control. we don't know. it's the subject of tonight's democalypse 2014: it's all about that base. what will happen if republicans recapture the senate? the stakes are stunning. >> if the president loses the senate, he will have both houses of congress working to stop him.

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewarting and applause] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good show tonight. adam levine of maroon 5 will be here tonight. the mid-term elections are coming up. it's like that moment you're about to smell vomit but you haven't yet vomited. almost every incumbent will win their race, especially in the house, which means all eyes are in the senate. will the democrats retain control? [audience member screams] [laughter] obviously someone in the audience tonight not familiar with the rhetorical question. perhaps sofo

access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewartnsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, rory kennedy will be joining us. she's the director of the film, a great documentary, "last days in vietnam." and without giving anything away, we lose. we lose. [laughter] but first, famous naughty bits. >> the f.b.i. is investigating the photo hacking that targeted hollywood celebrities. >> dozens of nude and risque photos posted. >> this targeted everyone from an oscar winner to music superstars and models. >> jon: no star was off limits. yeah, that's right. [cheering and applause] [laughter] those were personal pictures that she took for tramp's birthday, and i for one am upset. how the hell did a hacker steel private photographs? to find out how this was done, you got to go to the experts. >> no one knows exactly who did this or exactly how those photos were obtained. >> it is not clear who hacked the photos. >> who uploaded those ph

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart: my name is jon stewart. we have a good show. my guest tonight, oh, i'm excited about this. from one of my favorite shows, tia torres from animal planet show pit bulls & parolees is going to be joining us. i'm actually excited about this one. general tony yesterday talking about syria, hmm. pit bulls & parolees, uh-huh! but first midterm selections are fast approaching and there may be a tendency to dismiss them, ignore them, think them insignificant to. stand outside midterm polling stations shouting in a mainly scar cass-- sarcastic phone, look he at the voting kid, how is the voting going, votey. well, it turns out, you're 9 jerk. >> right now every seat counts in the fight for control of the senate. >pu

central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewartd applause] >> jon: hey. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. kindon crowder stewart, stewart, stewart! very kind to do whatever it is you're doing there. here to talk about nis -- his new book "the taliban revival," really one of the worst revivals that's come out. i know what you're thinking, taliban? they went out of style. that's ten years old. isn't there a hipper, more-with-it militant fundamentalist islamic terrorist threat for today's generation? >> islamic extremists known as isis. >> jon: oh. [laughter] first rule of evil, try now to have your acronym remind people of '70s live action children's television shows. [applause] yes, i'm taking over your town. from now on everyone reports to me! captain kangaroo. doesn't work. listen, obviously all we seem to know about this group right now is they do incredibly evil [bleeped]. they are terrible people. but who are they? >> emerging from the chaos next door in syria, the extremists call themselves isis for the isla

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. d applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a tremendous program for you tonight. zephyr teachout will be our guest, a law professor, a gubernatorial candidate, truly one of the finest-named guests i believe we've ever had in on the program. i'm excited about that. speaking of good names, that's the segue, that is the segue, and i'm sticking with it. the national football league, you said, a good name. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: a less forgiving audience would have left by now. the nfl, of course, currently going through a bit of an image problem. >> the nfl, we can't trust these institutions. >> institution that has got all sorts of problems. >> this horrible, horrible institution. >> you will never find a more wretched of scum and villani. >> jon: not sure that last part was about the nfl but still, now we've all seen the tape of ravens runningback ray rice, and witnessed the league's

-jon stewart. -smart. -ben stiller. -eh...lucky. -and lily tomlin. -brilliant.adies and gentlemen, george carlin! all right, folks, what's happening? [joan speaking indistinctly] tomlin: ...the smothers brothers in "laugh-in," and it was just a great time to be in comedy. [applause] richard belzer: few people are always funny, but certainly one of the chosen people is our next presenter, the fabulous joan rivers, ladies and gentlemen. [applause] [fanfare plays] we used to play these terrible clubs. literally, we didn't get paid. you passed the hat, and some nights the hat would come back with a severed head, some nights... [laughter] they asked me to say a couple of words about george, and i kept thinking, that is so unfair. you cannot sum george carlin up in two words. give me at least seven. and... [applause] [ben e. king singing in background] maher: you were so funny. joan: i think today went very well. i think i did not embarrass myself at all. i think i was fine. i think i was funnier than a lot of people, not as funny as a lot of people, but yeah, i was p

central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: hey. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. kindon crowder stewart, stewart, stewart! very kind to do whatever it is you're doing there. here to talk about nis -- his new book "the taliban revival," really one of the worst revivals that's come out. i know what you're thinking, taliban? they went out of style. that's ten years old. isn't there a hipper, more-with-it militant fundamentalist islamic terrorist threat for today's generation? >> islamic extremists known as isis. >> jon: oh. [laughter] first rule of evil, try now to have your acronym remind people of '70s live action children's television shows. [applause] yes, i'm taking over your town. from now on everyone reports to me! captain kangaroo. doesn't work. listen, obviously all we seem to know about this group right now is they do incredibly evil [bleeped]. they are terrible people. but who are they? >> emerging from th

my name is jon stewart.ht, very, very funny comedian todd glass is going to be joining us, but first, the news has been very grim lately. you have your isis rampaging through the middle east. you have your terrible situation in missouri there. on top of that we found out hello kitty not even a ca

access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. thank you for being here. my guest tonight, ramita navai. she is the author of "city of lies." i don't want the give anything away, but it turns out everybody is lying. you don't want to know. first we turn to washington, d.c.,, home of our nation's most respected institutions and also the government. >> americans have a very low opinion of congress, and this next story probably so s not going to help that very much. >> jon: oh, crap. what did congress do this time? what did they kill a veterans' bill to make a food about food stamps or outlaw tan because the president wore the color? what did that kick a puppy in an elevator? what did they do? >> new york's junior senator kirsten gillibrand says she's been the target of some very inappropriate sexist comments right in the halls of congress. >> jon: not just sexist comments, enappropriate sexist comments. that's my least favorite kind of sexi