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western mark -- jon stewart?d apatow: i think socially jon stewart changed a lot. a lot of the reason we have a generation of kids who think that prejudice is ridiculous, it has affected a lot of the reason why gay marriage passed quicker because it is a whole generation of people that have been taught by people like jon stewart and "south park" that a lot of these behaviors are just ridiculous. in terms of people getting elected -- you could not have been funnier about george bush and george bush won twice. he eviscerated him and it did not seem to have an effect. mark: you have been outspoken about money and politics being a bad thing. does that apply to money from liberals in politics? judd apatow: it is ridiculous that anyone thinks that rich people care about other people. when the code others -- koch brothers give a million dollars it is not out of a great concern for the masses. everyone is forced into this game. mark: that applies as much to hollywood girls? judd apatow: hollywood liberals would be able t
western mark -- jon stewart?d apatow: i think socially jon stewart changed a lot. a lot of the reason we have a generation of kids who think that prejudice is ridiculous, it has affected a lot of the reason why gay marriage passed quicker because it is a whole generation of people that have been taught by people like jon stewart and "south park" that a lot of these behaviors are just ridiculous. in terms of people getting elected -- you could not have been funnier about george bush...
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] [shuddering] in from comedy central news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. chaers plaus captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: hey, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. we have a fine program for you tonight senator al franken will join us in a little bit. excited about that. but i want to talk again about obviously tragedy that happened this week the emergence of dinland roof's white power manifesto and hate stagram photos. did little to alleviate any confusion about why he did it about why this white racist race vacation fascinating search-goer racist raceorrhic i guess i guess we'll just never know why. now you may think a tragedy such as this would be an opportune time to discuss the complex variety of deep seeded issues and failing. to perm nature american culture like a subterranean -- most only notice upon seismic eruption six or seven on the richter scale. it uns it out this is not a good time. >> the race to politicize the senseless south carolina church shooting tragedy. >> they couldn't wait. >
] [shuddering] in from comedy central news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. chaers plaus captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: hey, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. we have a fine program for you tonight senator al franken will join us in a little bit. excited about that. but i want to talk again about obviously tragedy that happened this week the emergence of dinland roof's white power manifesto...
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central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight-- maybe maybe my favorite judge since dread. andrew napolitano is going to be joining us on the program tonight. ( cheers and applause ) but first it has begun. the horrible attack in south carolina seems to have caused a national re-examination of some of the more visible southern symbols honoring that time that they fought... it's actually apartment of our new segment-- i guess it is pretty weird we fly a flag in honor of proslavery secessionist army. monday, south carolina governor nikki haley called for the removal of confederate flag from her state capital and then it was on. >> the citadel, the military school? charleston has voted to remove the confederate flag. >> alabama's governor removed the battle flag from the civil war memorial at the state capital ground. >> in mississippi, new calls for that state's flag to be altered. it features the
central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight-- maybe maybe my favorite judge since dread. andrew napolitano is going to be joining us on the program tonight. ( cheers and applause ) but first it has begun. the horrible attack in south carolina seems to have...
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jon stewart usually starts his show with a fun aye monologue.ast night he said it was no joke. >> they are already using the nuance language of lack of effort. this is a terrorist attack, a violent attack on the emanuel ame church in south carolina. it has stood in that part of charlston for 100 and something years and has been attacked viciously as many times as many black churches have. and pro pretend that, i heard someone on the news say, tragedy has visited this church. this wasn't a tornado. this was a racist. this guy with a rodesia badge on his sweater. you know, so the idea that, you know, i hate to use this pun, but this one, is black and white. there's no nuance here. >> jon stewart is a guy that knows thousand make the point and the point is that there is nothing funny about this. it is heart breaking and painful. it started a lot of debates around the country and a lot of discussions given what happened. thank you for watching cnn newsroom. i'm george hall live in charlston, south carolina. >> i'm natalie allen. george and i will be
jon stewart usually starts his show with a fun aye monologue.ast night he said it was no joke. >> they are already using the nuance language of lack of effort. this is a terrorist attack, a violent attack on the emanuel ame church in south carolina. it has stood in that part of charlston for 100 and something years and has been attacked viciously as many times as many black churches have. and pro pretend that, i heard someone on the news say, tragedy has visited this church. this wasn't a...
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cage master jon stewart rapper battle deluxe. no actually lewis black is joining us tonight. [ applause ] >> larry: first off i made a joke earlier. i want to congratulate the chicago black hawks for winning the stanley cup. you did it. good job chicago. really, larry, brother into hockey. stop being racist, you guys. black people like hockey. we do. in fact here is someone who recently identified recently as a blackhawk fan. [ applause ] >> larry: not making that up. she is actually a whitehawk fan but -- alright. turning now to the top stories. man so many candidates are throwing their hats into the ring. the ring is saturated with hats. too many hats is what i'm saying here. the point is it's time to check in on the unblack ening. >> larry: oh, what's this. oh, a present. for me. let's see. too larry from the comedy gods. comedy gods. what, what could it be. why did they get me a gift they don't have to -- >> i ammo officially running for president of the united states. [ applause ] [cheers and applause] >> larry: thank you, t
cage master jon stewart rapper battle deluxe. no actually lewis black is joining us tonight. [ applause ] >> larry: first off i made a joke earlier. i want to congratulate the chicago black hawks for winning the stanley cup. you did it. good job chicago. really, larry, brother into hockey. stop being racist, you guys. black people like hockey. we do. in fact here is someone who recently identified recently as a blackhawk fan. [ applause ] >> larry: not making that up. she is...
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the region wait until it runs out of oil and stop giving a [ bleep ] about it. >> daily show host jon stewart iraq and afghanistan, but also a strong support of those serving in the military. stewart and his team showed jim axelrod how they're helping veterans find jobs. >> when american corporate partners that connects veterans with business leaders approached jon stewart about becoming a mentor to a vet, he decided to go a few steps further, preparing them for careers in the competitive business of entertainment. >> before those lucky enough to score tickets to a daly show taping hear from jon stewart. >> how are we doing tonight? they're greeted by justine cabulong who offers an enter stain taning delivery. >> if it's hand sketched drawing of shirtless john behind a double rainbow, also got that. >> reporter: how did you get here? >> it's been a really wild ride amazing to know i was going to be part of something that i thought was so brilliant. i just felt so lucky. there's nothing that can express that. >> lucky because cabulong's path to a career in television was not a traditional one.
the region wait until it runs out of oil and stop giving a [ bleep ] about it. >> daily show host jon stewart iraq and afghanistan, but also a strong support of those serving in the military. stewart and his team showed jim axelrod how they're helping veterans find jobs. >> when american corporate partners that connects veterans with business leaders approached jon stewart about becoming a mentor to a vet, he decided to go a few steps further, preparing them for careers in the...
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. my guest tonight first minister of scotland leader of the scottish nationalist party nicolea sturgeon will be joining us, very excited about that. but first june is here. really? >> you applaud june? >>. >> group of kallender fetishists in the audience. >> he's right it's june. >> i love this time of career time to check in with our regular upbeat segment jon stewart summertime news. what fun summer story are we covering tonight? >> a summer pool party in an upscale neighborhood ends with police under fire and a texas community outrageed that pool-goers became obsessed that teenagers shodz up allegedly without a pool pass for a birthday party at a swim club. >> a police officer in texas is on administrative leave after being caught on video throwing a teenage girl to the ground. coalso be seen pointing his weapon at other teens. >>
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. my guest tonight first minister of scotland leader of the scottish nationalist party nicolea sturgeon will be joining us, very excited about that. but first june is here. really? >> you applaud june? >>. >>...
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. >> in my piece, jon stewart and me i said this guy jon stewart smartest person on television. >> jonhere's what i want you to do. >> jon: what do we got? >> i want you to run for the united states senate from new jersey. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: here's the thing. i can comment on society. i can poke fun at it, but it would be like saying to the guy on espn talking about the green bay packers aaron rogers should have done that. and saying, "when you're done you should be quarterback." it would not work out. >> al franken in the senate. jon stewart in the senate. >> jon: if i'm getting you correctly, we really should just fill it with comedians. that's the whole thing. just give up any pretense that this is a legislative body. turn the whole damn thing into "laugh-in," have joe anne worley come out of the thing. >> come obuldy. you. >> jon: yes sir. >> johnny boy. >> jon: yes. >> you have forgotten more than half the senators ever knew. >> jon: you're a good man. come obeautifully done. judge andrew napolitano everybody! ( cheers and now you can take bold, smooth cocktail taste.
. >> in my piece, jon stewart and me i said this guy jon stewart smartest person on television. >> jonhere's what i want you to do. >> jon: what do we got? >> i want you to run for the united states senate from new jersey. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: here's the thing. i can comment on society. i can poke fun at it, but it would be like saying to the guy on espn talking about the green bay packers aaron rogers should have done that. and saying, "when you're...
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i'm jon stewart.y guest tonight we're very excited, we've got your jack of all trades, renaissance man nick offerman is going to be joining us! (cheers and applause) by the way, and i poll eyes i meant to ask you guys this yesterday, do you know what would really be great on "the daily show" when the camera swoops in if you just heard a sound like this -- (making sound) (cheers and applause) >> jon: 21-year-old trom donebone player in the audience no fallback position. (cheers and applause) by the way -- i meant to ask you guys this yesterday. what did you do over the weekend? did you have a good time? barbecue? maybe throw a humvee down american style try to put off the honey do list? while you were doing jack (bleep) these mother (bleep) were trying to save the world! >> they're discussing the fight against i.s.i.s. >> the siring debt crisis in greece. >> climate and energy issues. the future of sanctions against russia. >> jon: the leaders against the big seven -- america germany -- (laughter) (hum
i'm jon stewart.y guest tonight we're very excited, we've got your jack of all trades, renaissance man nick offerman is going to be joining us! (cheers and applause) by the way, and i poll eyes i meant to ask you guys this yesterday, do you know what would really be great on "the daily show" when the camera swoops in if you just heard a sound like this -- (making sound) (cheers and applause) >> jon: 21-year-old trom donebone player in the audience no fallback position. (cheers...
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, mr. steve buscemi! very excited to have this young man on the program! (cheers and applause) page one... first, obviously we can't ignore the big story everybody's talking about. seems only to get worse, tragic tale of self denial and refusal to accept the consequences of one's words and actions, 19 and counting -- by that i mean the number of people in the presidential race. these people are lying to themselves! today we have two more white house hopefuls who don't get the bheep! >> lincoln chafee says he wants to take on hillary clinton. >> jon: lincoln chafee! why not! first name reminds you of our president, the last name reminds you of the red burning in your groin when you wear polyester! (laughter) really, truliy, very pleasant person. republican turned independent democrat announces his run for presidency in apparently the room your hi
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, mr. steve buscemi! very excited to have this young man on the program! (cheers and applause) page one... first, obviously we can't ignore the big story everybody's talking about. seems only to get worse, tragic tale of self...
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i'm jon stewart.we've got your jack of all trades, renaissance man nick offerman is going to be joining us! (cheers and applause) by the way, and i poll eyes i meant to ask you guys this yesterday, do you know what
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. [ applause ] in from comedy central news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart>> jon: hey, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. we have a fine program for you tonight senator al franken will join us in a little bit. excited about that. but i want to talk again about obviously tragedy that happened this week the emergence of dinland roof's white power manifesto and hate stagram photos. did little to alleviate any confusion about why he did it about why this white racist race vacation fascinating search-goer racist raceorrhic i guess i guess we'll just never know why. now you may t
. [ applause ] in from comedy central news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart>> jon: hey, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. we have a fine program for you tonight senator al franken will join us in a little bit. excited about that. but i want to talk again about obviously tragedy that happened this week the emergence of dinland roof's white power manifesto and hate stagram photos. did little to alleviate any confusion about why he...
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: oh, baby. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, aziz ansari. tremendous comic. actually started out here as an intern. aziz ansari. he's going to be on the program tonight. but i can't even-- i'm busting jerry, i'm busting. like many of you, i heard some interesting, let's call it news today, about a certain, let's say, gift from heaven. ( laughter ) entering the presidential race because apparently huckabee-santorum wasn't far fetched enough. i gotta tell you, the world right now is going whites are black, trump's running for president. like. does gravity still work? i mean, it's-- ya! obviously, as a parent, i know all too well, we have to have something nutritional before dessert, so, if you will just bear with me, we can knock the spinach out and stick our naked asses in a chocolate fountain soon. saturday, first rally, clinton. >> it is wonderful to be here with all of you -- >> jon: yes, yes, wonderful to be with
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: oh, baby. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, aziz ansari. tremendous comic. actually started out here as an intern. aziz ansari. he's going to be on the program tonight. but i can't even-- i'm busting jerry, i'm busting. like many of you, i heard some interesting, let's call it news today,...
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central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewartjon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight-- maybe maybe my favorite judge since dread. andrew napolitano is going to be joining us on the program tonight. ( cheers and applause ) but first it has begun. the horrible attack in south carolina seems to have caused a national re-examination of some of the more visible southern symbols honoring that time that they fought... it's actually apartment of our new segment-- i guess it is pretty weird we fly a flag in honor of proslavery secessionist army. monday, south carolina governor nikki haley called for the removal of confederate flag from her state capital and then it was on. >> the citadel, the military school? charleston has voted to remove the confederate flag. >> alabama's governor removed the battle flag from the civil war memorial at the state capital ground. >> in mississippi, new calls for that state's flag to be altered. it features the confederate battle flag in the cornerrers. >> jon: i'm for the others, but mis
central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewartjon stewart. we have a good one tonight. our guest tonight-- maybe maybe my favorite judge since dread. andrew napolitano is going to be joining us on the program tonight. ( cheers and applause ) but first it has begun. the horrible attack in south carolina seems to have caused a national re-examination of some of the more visible southern symbols honoring that time...
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! got a good show tonight! my guest tonight, joining us again on the program will be general stanley mcchrystal. but big news from washington, last night the dedicated men and women in the senate gave up precious fundraising to their loppiests so they could do what they do best, disagree and fail! >> key sections of the patriot act expired overnight as the senate failed to act before a midnight deadline. >> forcing the n.s.a. to immediately stop collecting telephone metadata on millions of americans across the country. >> jon: my god! we're no longer tracking metadata! this is an emergency! i have to notify someone! quickly! hold on! (ringing) penis, penis penis! >> jon, i know it's you! for the last time, please, stop calling me and yelling "penis" into the phone! stop it! it's weird! (laughter) >> jon: i have not been calling john oliver all day and shouting peni
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! got a good show tonight! my guest tonight, joining us again on the program will be general stanley mcchrystal. but big news from washington, last night the dedicated men and women in the senate gave up precious fundraising to their loppiests so...
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i'm jon stewart.we've got your jack of all trades, renaissance man nick offerman is going to be joining
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2015, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewartn: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! we have a good show for you tonight! on our program, new york mayor william bill deblasio will join us later. i don't know if you know this, the middle east, a bit of a mess... (laughter) i'm going to go out on a limb and say a little bit of a mess, namely because of artifact,
2015, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewartn: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! we have a good show for you tonight! on our program, new york mayor william bill deblasio will join us later. i don't know if you know this, the middle east, a bit of a mess... (laughter) i'm going to go out on a limb and say a little bit of a mess, namely because of artifact,
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, everybody's buzzing in the office tonight. we got ourselves taylor schilling. taylor schilling is going to join us. (applause) >> i don't even know where to start. last week was amazing! all right we all know country's been in a bit of a rough patch latly. the [bleep] i believe it's referred to. (laughter) but then all of a sudden out of nowhere confederate flags start coming undo supreme court decisions supporting health care fair housing marriage equality. it was a display-- (cheers and applause) >> jon: stunning in its-- it was a display stunning in its a lack rit and its completenessment traditionally victimized communities granted the legal dignity that had been denied them so many years. truly a moment of joy or or or-- (laughter) to put that another way -- >> today some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history. (laughter) boo! >> jon: t
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, everybody's buzzing in the office tonight. we got ourselves taylor schilling. taylor schilling is going to join us. (applause) >> i don't even know where to start. last week was amazing! all right we all know country's been in a bit of a...
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my name is jon stewart. joining us a little bit later. but first i've got to tell you i hadded weirdest dream last night remember that guy from the reality show what was that show called,s with it-- ego maniac --
my name is jon stewart. joining us a little bit later. but first i've got to tell you i hadded weirdest dream last night remember that guy from the reality show what was that show called,s with it-- ego maniac --
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2015, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! we have a good show for you tonight! on our program, new york mayor william bill deblasio will join us later. i don't know if you know this, the middle east, a bit of a mess... (laughter) i'm going to go out on a limb and say a little bit of a mess, namely because of artifact, gio teen people called i.s.i.s. you probably knew that. what you didn't know is there's only one reason why i.s.i.s. is even in existence. >> pulling all u.s. troops out of iraq directly led to groups like i.s.i.s. quickly achieving power in our country. >> the reason they didn't leave residual force in iraq is the reason we're facing i.s.i.s. today. >> i.s.i.s. is the creation after we pulled out the troops in 2011. that was the key mistake made by this administration. >> jon: of course! obama! obama's decision to pull troops out of iraq was only following the dictates of the 2008 agreeme
2015, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! we have a good show for you tonight! on our program, new york mayor william bill deblasio will join us later. i don't know if you know this, the middle east, a bit of a mess... (laughter) i'm going to go out on a limb and say a little bit...
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my name is jon stewart! got a good show tonight! will be general stanley mcchrystal. but big news from washington, last night the dedicated men and women in the senate gave up precious fundraising to their loppiests so they could do what they do best, disagree and fail! >> key sections of the patriot act expired overnight as the senate failed to act before a midnight deadline. >> forcing the n.s.a. to immediately stop collecting telephone metadata on millions of americans across the country. >> jon: my god! we're no longer tracking metadata! this is an emergency! i have to notify someone! quickly! hold on! (ringing) penis, penis penis! >> jon, i know it's you! for the last time, please, stop calling me and yelling "penis" into the phone! stop it! it's weird! (laughter) >> jon: i have not been calling john oliver all day and shouting penis penis, penis! (la
my name is jon stewart! got a good show tonight! will be general stanley mcchrystal. but big news from washington, last night the dedicated men and women in the senate gave up precious fundraising to their loppiests so they could do what they do best, disagree and fail! >> key sections of the patriot act expired overnight as the senate failed to act before a midnight deadline. >> forcing the n.s.a. to immediately stop collecting telephone metadata on millions of americans across the...
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check out the unsettle headline in an editorial in the next: watch this exchange between jon stewart and the mayor on the daily show. >> you know as well as i do the minute murders go up, political pressure will be immense, get this out of our site. people don't care about the constitution when they don't feel safe. >> the good news in the city is we had a thorough debate and people voted in favor of the constitutional rights while have stronger policing >>> in chicago the spike in murders is putting pressure on mayor ron emanuel at a time when film-maker spike lee is filming "shyraq", comparing this city to iraq, and it's a possibility of a more violent summer having residents worried, ashar quraishi joins me. >> we are heading into the summer months when shootings and homicides jumps, in 151 days of 2015. there were 161 homicides, an average of one per day, a reason officials say it's time to take draftic measures. a snapshot of how violence can hit the windy city. saturday night, may 23rd, it 12:30am, two males in critical condition after shots are fired into their apartment. a mo
check out the unsettle headline in an editorial in the next: watch this exchange between jon stewart and the mayor on the daily show. >> you know as well as i do the minute murders go up, political pressure will be immense, get this out of our site. people don't care about the constitution when they don't feel safe. >> the good news in the city is we had a thorough debate and people voted in favor of the constitutional rights while have stronger policing >>> in chicago the...
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my name is jon stewart. big show tonight my guest number 42 number 42 is on the program president bill clinton will be joining us a little bit later. but first i've got to tell you i hadded weirdest dream last night remember that guy from the reality show what was that show called,s with it-- ego maniac -- no no, its with called yeah that was it that's it. so in my dream the guy from that show the one without puts his name on everything the way a six-year-old might that guy announced he was entering the republican 2016 race for president. so in my incredibly unlickly dream this man then like descended down an escalator like a god going from theater 12 to theater 7 at the multiplex. anyway, in my dream he ended up saying a bunch of weird [bleep] about mexicans and then i woke up. i mean it's crazy right the whole thing. oh my god! oh my god! (cheers and applause) >> hair like fibers completely unnatural in color and texture. it was real! yup. it's all true. except for the stuff he said about mexicans. all rig
my name is jon stewart. big show tonight my guest number 42 number 42 is on the program president bill clinton will be joining us a little bit later. but first i've got to tell you i hadded weirdest dream last night remember that guy from the reality show what was that show called,s with it-- ego maniac -- no no, its with called yeah that was it that's it. so in my dream the guy from that show the one without puts his name on everything the way a six-year-old might that guy announced he was...
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart!ow"! i'm jon stewart! we are back baby and better than ever. my guest tonight a young fellow, senator rand paul running for president of these united states of america against, like, 35 other republicans! (laughter) and half of those are -- cuckoo! (laughter) but first, if you happen to be a phone data surveillance program -- well, my condolences to you. this is not your month. >> a federal circuit court ruled the controversial n.s.a. program is illegal thursday. >> the collection of bulk phone data at the n.s.a. exceeds what was authorized by congress and the patriot act.
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart!ow"! i'm jon stewart! we are back baby and better than ever. my guest tonight a young fellow, senator rand paul running for president of these united states of america against, like, 35 other republicans! (laughter) and half of those are -- cuckoo! (laughter) but first, if you happen to be a phone data surveillance program -- well, my condolences to you. this is not your month....
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is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm jon stewart! we are back baby and better than ever. my guest tonight a young fellow, senator rand paul running for president of these united states of america against, like, 35 other republicans! (laughter) and half of those are -- cuckoo! (laughter) but first, if you happen to be a phone data surveillance program -- well, my condolences to you. this is not your month. >> a federal circuit court ruled the controversial n.s.a. program is illegal thursday. >> the collection of bulk phone data at the n.s.a. exceeds what was authorized by congress and the patriot act. >> jon: wow! (laughter) you know your surveillance program has gone too far when you cannot get permission from the patriot act! (laughter) that's like getting thrown out of an olive garden for eating too many bread sticks! we said unlimited, buddy, not infinity! look how genuinely upset and nauseous both minimum look! (lau
is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm jon stewart! we are back baby and better than ever. my guest tonight a young fellow, senator rand paul running for president of these united states of america against, like, 35 other republicans! (laughter) and half of those are -- cuckoo! (laughter) but first, if you happen to be a phone data surveillance program -- well, my...
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i love jon stewart's take on the parking tickets. it's made him all the more likable frankly. the question of is it important? you know i think what they're focusing more on is transition on positions of immigration reform. i thought it will be about personal finances and legislative record. is this deal breaking? absolutely not. >> what's striking here is that so much coverage has been about rich people on the campaign and jeb bush's finances. now you have a guy trying to support four kids. has made some mistakes. is a little bit stretched. i think it okay this is probably like 75% of americans. >> exactly. you mean marco rubio got caught up in the housing bubble that crashed the united states economy and so many americans are still trying to get out from under? i don't think it's comparable to hillary clinton's finances. what you're talking about there is foundation raising millions and millions of dollars from foreign governments and influencing policy. for marco rubio to go after him for his luxury house with man cured shrubs and handsome driveway -- >> and oversized windo
i love jon stewart's take on the parking tickets. it's made him all the more likable frankly. the question of is it important? you know i think what they're focusing more on is transition on positions of immigration reform. i thought it will be about personal finances and legislative record. is this deal breaking? absolutely not. >> what's striking here is that so much coverage has been about rich people on the campaign and jeb bush's finances. now you have a guy trying to support four...