plus, a special appearance by jon stewart. featuring jon batiste and stay human.nd now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) that's sharp! there you go. well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) we're going on vacation next week, so we won't be able to talk about what's going on with the country. hopefully, when we get back, there will be still be one! ( laughter ) but-- >> jon: please, please. >> stephen: robert mueller could drop his report at any time. that's what they're saying. sometime soon... >> jon: mm-hmm. >> stephen: something's going to come out... ( cheers and applause ) and it's got the president spooked. so, today, he sent his congressional goon squad to attack his justice department, starting with assistant attorney general and dad just checking in to see what you girls are gabbin' about, rod rosenstein. ( laughter ) rosenstei

he's doing it right. >> jon stewart changed the face of late night comedy in america.e trajectory of the humor. >> you wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. >> the value of satire and comedy when it regards to the government is important in the sense of by finding the funny of the situation that is happening, we find the truth. >> i was not elected to serve one party. >> you were not elected. >> that was a turning point. >> the elections? >> not for the country. for comedy central. for you. >> yeah. >> saddam hussein has gone to elaborate lengths to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. >> it was the first george w. bush term. the iraq war was just starting, there was this sense of everybody kind of blindly going towards this thing and nobody really being willing to criticize, and jon stewart was willing to call it like he saw it. >> obama bin laden declared war. how i wish the administration in those years had done something. >> yes, although i think there were other warnings, too, that came later. >> i believe the title was bin l

you'd watch the news, then you'd watch jon stewart.t. he'd have to remind you, i'm not the news! >> there are a lot of people out there who turn to you -- >> i'm not the news. >> well, they -- >> i'm a interpretation. a comedic interpretation. >> to be informed. they actually think that they're coming closer to the truth with your -- >> now that's different thing. that's credibility. >> he was able to show you and make you hear what you wish you would have thought of. oh, man, why didn't i think of that? or, that's hilarious, i never thought of it like that. >> he grew a stronger and stronger conscience then felt a responsibility i think to carry it out. but he always slammed a huge joke in there. >> nothing will change with the same people, the same policy that is got us into this status quo. another latin word, status quo, and it stands for, man, the middle class, everyday americans are really getting taken for a ride. >> that's the kind of talk you normally hear right before the pharmacist says, "ma'am, you've got to leave the walgr

is that jon stewart again? >> yeah it's me. >> jimmy: jon, how did you get to new york so fast?ow. my [ bleep ]ing hulk-copter. >> jimmy: there's no such thing as a -- wait a minute! >> hulk out! >> jimmy: he's got the power of invisibility too, it's remarkable. all right. one more thing before we forge ahead. you have no idea how much that cost us, by the way. a fortune. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big moments of the week. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> president trump [ bleep ]ed america today. >> you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little [ bleep ] boy. >> president putin, i want to thank you again for [ bleep ]ing me. >> now if i'm jim mattis or mike pompeo i'm thinking, holy [ bleep ]. what do i do now? >> now's a good time to be aroused. now is a good time to be [ bleep ]ed up. >> i want to go [ bleep ], [ bleep ] the big sister? >> yes. >> let's go. >> unbelievable, i [ bleep ] love this crowd. >> my friend chris wallace sitting down with vladimir putin. holy [ bleep ]. how did that go? >> i'm margaret bre

then do you look here where the help of jon stewart they were driven to the farm sanctuary. it says it often works closely with the stewarts onrescues. they're not sure where the goats came from. ther are smaller houses nearby. >> maybe they escaped. >> there's a lady that does goat yoga. >>> rainy weather outside. rainy weather today. could be stormy late this afternoon. main threat today, heavy rain and high winds. gusty winds toda we have already seen flooding issues out acrossarts of central virginia. that's the bad news. the good news and i mean it's good news. humidity dropped. only about 24 hours away from now. the main area of storminess is to our nort it's an ugly shade of humid out there. also more heavy rain coming through fredricksburg. this is all switching our direction. 80% chances for rain. it's not raining right now across parts of the valley. future weather carries tf first batchoderate to heavy rain. a short lived break in the action. then as the cold front moves into themountains, stronger storms will be possible later on into the evening hours. wel keep y

that person was jon stewart.ats home sending them to an animal sanctuary and it's not the first time that jon stewart and his wife have come in to help. there was a bull that was loose in queens. they delivered that animal to a shelter as well. he is a big animal rights activist. thank goodness he has a big heart and those goats are happy for it. why did the goats cross the track? >> to get to the other side? to get to jon stewart's shelter? i don't know. anyway it will be a bad joke because that's the only joke i know how to tell. >> it worked out. >> good guess. >> kind of. love it. thanks, michael. >>> coming up, a royal mini honeymoon. harry and meghan vacationing with which pair of hollywood royalty? take a guess. >>> "gma," we are backstage at the vmas with the biggest stars of the night and best new artist and new mom, cardi b.'s big fakeout. >> love her hair. >> please welcome shawn mendes. i wondered if she could do the stuff she does for us which is kinda, a lot. and if that pain could mean something wo

this is billy and willy trespassing on a subway line in brooklyn — and this is the comedian jon stewart turns out is a rather good shepherd. get in touch with us using #beyond1000ays. i'm katty kay in washington, christian fraser is in london. microsoft says it has ta ken steps to stop interference in us elections. the tech giant last week shut down six internet sites it says were linked to the russian military and were targetting the us senate and us think tanks. microsoft's announcement suggests russia is stepping up attacks ahead of the important mid—term elections in november. and yet donald trump says he might lift sanctions against moscow. speaking to the reuters news agency, mr trump said he would consider it if russia "did something that would be good for us" but he added he wouldn't consider it without that. in the same interview mr trump once again raised doubts about whether russia did actually meddle in the 2016 election. even though all us intelligence agencies say they did. in regard to russian involvement in the mid—term elections, we continue to see a pervasive messaging

in the crossfire -- >> i remember when jon stewart went on "crossfire." it was 2004.ou know, watching it, i said, this is going to be a funny show. >> can i say something very quickly? why do we have to fight? the two of you, can't we just say something nice about john kerry right now. >> i like john. i care about john kerry. >> and something about president bush. >> he'll be unemployed soon. >> i think anyone who enjoyed paying attention to the news and watched "the daily show" will forever remember jon stewart going on "crossfire" and reading those guys the riot act. >> you're doing theater when you should be doing debate. which would be great. it's not honest. what you do is partisan hackery. and i'll tell you why i know it. >> you had john kerry on your show and you kiss his throne and you're accusing of political hackery. >> absolutely. >> you've got to be kidding. >> you're on cnn. the show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. what is wrong with you? >> comedians and satire when done right will take on hypocrisy no matter where it comes from.

. >>> now to jon stewart coming to the rescue of two goats. >> found himself as the goats' savior aftertracks in brooklyn and had the pair shipped to an animal sanctuary. as for the goats new york city police have no idea how they made it on to the elevated tracks. >>> and you can have your own luxury 747. >> that's right. qatar's royal family is putting one of its jets on sale. the aircraft is said to be barely used and fully decked out. amenities include a dining room, ten bathrooms, that's one of them and a mini hospital on board. estimated price, over $350 million. >> you can see the mini opt on board. ten bathrooms. impressive. more news after this. ninety-six hundred roads named "park" in the u.s. it's america's most popular street name. but allstate agents know that's where the similarity stops. if you're on park street in reno, nevada, the high winds of the washoe zephyr could damage your siding. and that's very different than living on park ave in sheboygan, wisconsin, where ice dams could cause water damage. but no matter what park you live on, one of 10,000 local allstate age

. >> reporter: ucla professor of geo technical engineering jon stewart agrees. >> building a tunnel is feasible. >> reporter: the boring company says the tunnel would start near one of these three metro stops along vermont. the roughly 3.6-mile tunnel would end here at gate a at dodger stadium. the ride would take fewer than four minutes with speeds up to 150 miles per hour. when and if the digging begins, becker says they would have to consider existing utility lines, cable -- >> whatever it is below ground is typically not much deeper than 10 to 20 feet. >> reporter: so he says the dugout tunnel would have to go at least that deep. >> there will be soil. there will be aliveium. there will be bedrock. >> reporter: all stuff a boring machine can handle. what about mother nature? >> tunnels do very well in earthquakes, but not very well if they cross a fault. >> reporter: but he says according to current fault maps the tunnel probably won't cross an active fault. it will reportedly be done by 2020. >> whether you can do it as quickly as he says is another question. >> reporter: he says

time is 6-- ♪ >>> well, ♪ >> you might jon stewart ushering goats into a van.7b8 effect. he was part of a rescue mission ach they were found roaming on a subway. new york city transit officials tried to wrangle them and authorities tranquilized the goats beforehanding them over to the farm sanctuary animal shelter. >> subway maps are confuse gsing. >> hard to follow, right. >> took me a second. gayle has visited the sanctuary. big pet lover here. much more news ahead, one of twitter's co-founders says it's good to be bored in our pay attention series. he talks to john about personal tech and why it's so important to get away from it all sometimes. a happy first time meeting of a dad and grown up daughter he found after taking a home dna test. why a 35-year-old chart buster is a surprise hit of the summer thanks to a band from the 1990s. if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis or psoriatic arthritis, little things can be a big deal. that's why there's otezla. otezla is not an injection or a cream. it's a pill that treats differently. for psoriasis, 75% c

the development team includes jon stewart company as manager and bethune-solomon as architect. it will be a mix of 1-2-and 3-bedroom units. the maximum household income will be 50% of area median income, a.m. i. which is $59,000 per year for a family of four. with the development program, it in clouds below 50% to serve lower-income households for other preference populations. the development program includes several court yards, podium-level garden, community rooms and teen rooms. now to the items we're asking for your approval on. first the exclusive negotiations agreement or e.n.a., it has an 18-month term with one 12-month extension. milestones are including a financing plan and schematic design drawings. once the designs have been approved, submission of design development documents just prior to the start of construction. the proposed predevelopment loan is for $4 million. it bears a 3% interest rate and has a determine of three years or until it's converted to a permanent loan at construction closing, subject to commission approval. the development team will use these fu

jon stewart and candace parker were there for the chat. the series is on hbo. name of the vineyard as well as the vintage of the wine they're drinking in the barbershop while they're talking smack, it's a guaranteed hit. drinking wine, draymond? we need to go, spencer. >> i need a haircut. >> all right. sounds good. >> that's funny. >> short already. but okay, any excuse. >> join us tonight on nasa's discovery 100 billion miles away at 9:00. >>> at 11:00, saving baby squirrels in silicon valley. what wildlife experts say you should do and what to do if you find one fall ft. mchenen from . >>> modern family and more american housewife. at teng, shark tank. then we'll be back you for more news. >>> jimmy kimmel, tonight don cheadle and zoe krav vats. . that is this edition of abc 7 news at 6:00. look for breaking news whenever you wish on the abc 7 news app. i'm dan ashley. we appreciate your time. >> i'm kristen sze. for spencer christian and the entire abc 7 news team, have a good night. >> we'll see you again at 9:00 and 11:00. it's a revolution in sleep. the

in the case of "douche bag versus some hump who cut me off." ( laughter ) hear ye, hear ye, i, jon stewartof new jersey, hereby declareth by the power vested in me from whatever it is in the air around elizabeth. ( laughter ) ...declareth that central jersey does exist. i grew up there. mmm, that's a good sandwich. by the way, another pronouncement: philadelphia does not exist. ( laughter ) it's actually somewhere, a suburb of northwest ( bleep ) hole, also known as delaware. ( laughter ) "piece of ( bleep )" and "( bleep )." oh, yeah? yeah? you want a piece? oh, what are you, an eagles fan? huh? you piece of ( bleep )! ♪ we're living on a prayer ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you, justice stewart! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i love you iphone x. (sprintern) whoah! ♪ (sas-bot) nothing. hmm? nothing. (sprintern) iphone x! i love that you can unlock it with faceid. (employee) i love that it's on sprint's network built for unlimited. (sprintern) sprint's best deal ever. you know they're flying off the shelves. don't you love it? (sas-bot) l

. >> in a way jon stewart and stephen colbert were kind of a comedy team on comedy central.een invited to a grouse hunting party in shropshire. it's just a few dozen men, some stable boys. all of us in kilts naturally. and here's the fun part, jon. whoever shoots the -- >> people hon go together in a way and still do because they like them together. >> is that her? >> yes. >> we're going to need a special locker for the hat. >> that's the terrific thing when you have another actor that you feel you have chemistry with. >> i'm confused. >> he's not going to get us alone because he thinks we're too old. >> too old? i was blasting drake all the way here. >> it's great to be with jane and working with her. and people say we have chemistry. now, if we do, it's because we just really love each other. we enjoy each other. and we have fun. and i know that i can trust her and she can trust me. she's got my back. >> comes over every night. >> every night. >> how long is that relationship in. >> from 1950 on. mel and i, we were a team, we were having fun. we did it ten years without ev

we also have from the joint venture jon stewart company, and so today we're going to walk you through a couple pieces. first as noted in the item, we're going to start with a review of the schematic design so you can sort of engage in that as part of your consideration of approval. then i'll invite ricky de-johnny from the port team to come up and walk-through some of the financial provisions, sort of building off of our information item presentation at your last regular meeting, and i am extremely remiss in not introducing the port team, so let me do that now. aside from ricky, we have rebecca benassini, and rona sailor, as well. so with that, i'll hand this off to the developer for the schematic piece. thanks. >> thanks. good afternoon. john stewart, the john stewart company. i'm joined by reid devore, bridge housing, with whom we've had the benefit of teaming with on projects over the last 15 years. the most significant one we started off with was 2002, in north beach place, we teamed with bridge to produce a project that you probably see. it's on taylor and bay, it's 346 units. it

for me, this is the thing i miss about jon stewart. phil, where do you look for your moment of zen?i think if nicolle were watching she's like them too. >> actually all of you guys, phil rucker, reverend al, jess, john, you guys are all goats of a way and my goat we mean the greatest of all time. that does it for this hour. i was in for nicolle wallace. she will be back next week and you all will be glad. speaking of g.o.a.t.s, "mtp daily" starts now. >> heilemann, you got me to quickly google the men who stare at goats. do you remember that movie? i thought it was going to be extraordinarily funny and, well, i can't quote a single line from it other than the title. >> i can't believe you actually -- that is what this made you think of but i'm glad that it did and that's the kind of movie that you are the ultimate netflix customer. >> john heilemann, i think of you as one of the men who stare at goats. >> have a great weekend, chuck. >> thank you, sir. if it's friday, is the president feeling the

. >> why i did it is because of the fact that my kids said, "why haven't you been on the jon stewartw lately?" and i figured that was the best way to do that.>> enator! >> john mccain is a politician. he's beeelected to the senate. he's involved in politics. he understands that yesterday's battles are yesterday's battles, and if you're going to win tomorrow's, you may have to do things differently. >> so, you freaking out on us? 'cause if you're freout and you're going into the crazy base world... are you going int crse world? >> i'm afraid... i'm afraid so. >> mccain has demonstrated both a temperamental inclination and a real ability over the courseit of his pal life to, to do things that are politilly expedient, and at the same time signal with a sense of irony and detachment that he doesn't really like doing it. that, in a sense, he's being forced by political necessity to do it. narrator: by the first republican presidential primary in new hampshire, it looked lika in was on the right track. >> my friends, you know, i'm past the age when i can claim the noun "kid" no matter what

to a rail line in new york have been herded to safety, by none other than the us tv personality jon stewartk near the presidential palace in kabul earlier. the president was there at the time — giving a televised address to the nation when this happened. the explosions you heard there are the sound of a mortar attack. the president seemingly unfazed by the chaos, only briefly interrupting his message to say ‘if they are thinking the rocket attack will keep afghans down, they are wrong'. a gunfight lasting several hours ensued following the explosions — and two attackers died. it's just the latest in a growing number of violent attacks in afghanistan, with at least 150 civilians killed in recent weeks, as pressure mounts on the taliban to enter peace talks with the afghan government. from kabul here's shoaib sharifi. today, millions of people were preparing to celebrate one of the most important festivals in afghanistan was disturbed by explosions of more on the most important, passivity of the presidential palace and diplomatic enclave, this was followed by an attack when assa ila nts follo

some of those examples i mentioned, jon stewart another one. those go back before he was running for president. calling people dummies online. >> i want to ask about the response to this and there have been a host of athletes who have responded to what the president tweeted. as we mentioned, the first lady has responded as well. what do you make of that? what does it say to you about the sports community more broadly taking mike's parallel here, looking at the national anthem controversy. what's different you see here about the response to this? >> well, it's actually kind of hilarious, because donald trump said, i like mike" in his tweet to kind of fan the flames a little bit about the lebron james versus michael jordan debate. and then michael jordan came out and said that he stands with lebron, essentially. on the melania front, i think we're giving her a little bit too much credit, if you ask me, for going against the grain in the white house. and she also said, you know, i would be very willing to visit the school that lebron james is star

for me, this is the thing i miss about jon stewart. phil, where do you look for your moment of zen? were watching she's like them too. >> actually all of you guys, phil rucker, reverend al, jess, john, you guys are all goats of a way and my goat we mean the greatest of all time. that does it for this hour. i was in for nicolle wallace. she will be back next week and you all will be glad. >>> home alone. let's play "hardball." >>> well he is elected to run the country, head the u.s. government and speak for the american people yet gives the impression of a guy alone. even from his own staff, the cabinet he appointed. this is the world of donald trump. we know him from his tweets rather than executive leadership. tweeting from his bedroom while strangers run things down stairs and in the government agencies.

. >> jon stewart predicted to me, hey, it's not going to happen in your first year, your second year.t if it doesn't. he said, oh, then you're a failure. >> why do you think in the time of government recession, the government should favor it over austerity. >> what's happening in a recession -- >> "the new york times" columnist tried to explain the ups and downs of global macro economics while holding on for dear life. >> he's doing great. >> don't play lucid if terrified. >> there are ways to make discussions about the economy exciting. >>> this is a kpix morning update. >>> good morning. it is 8:55. >>> today in oakland, a funeral service for bart stabbing victim nia wilson at 11 this morning. today in san francisco, a new navigation center for the homeless will open on caltrans property located near an on- ramp from south venice on 2101. >>> tomorrow and sunday, bart crews will be doing track maintenance. trains will not be running through west oakland. stay with us, a look at weather and traffic is in just a moment. you could save energy by living off the grid. completely. or... j

in the end, former daily show host jon stewart swooped in to take part of the rescue effort transportingte farm sanctuary no word yet on how the goats got on the track a couple of bad boys that's the news update for this hour i'll send it down to you >> that's good >> just a normal day on the commute. >> exactly, in new york, yes >> in new york who knows what you'll see down there. sue herera when we come back, the price is right. jp morgan unveiling the new free brokerage app. what it's going to mean for the firm and its competitor schwab, all falling on the ns.ew dow is up 75 don't go away. your digestive system has billions of bacteria, but life can throw them off balance. re-align yourself, with align probiotic. and try new align gummies, with prebiotics and probiotics to help support digestive health. at fidelity, our online u.s. equity trades are just $4.95. so no matter what you trade, or where you trade, you'll only pay $4.95. fidelity. open an account today. >>> welcome back, i'm sara eisen and mike santoli at the new york stock exchange a little into an hour into the trading se

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should they respect first amendment principles and allow, as jon stewart mill put it, the cure for bad speech to be more speech rather than censorship? >> in my view, and i think this is shared by godaddy and other countries in our space, we want the internet to be as open and welcoming as possible for free expression and it's not the role of the platform to judge content on whether it's offensive or whether it's allowable, it should only be on those narrow cases of the legal materials. >> thank you. >> thank you very much, senator cruz. senator clo. >> i've worked because of my role because of judiciary on rules i've worked hard on this issue and i see this issue on cyber attack and issues raised about the power grid and i want to focus on this. i'll start with you, mr. chertoff. i know you mentioned the bill that i have with senator lankford, the secure elections act which would streamline information sharing between federal and state agencies. it was an outrage that 21 states that were hacked into, many didn't find out for a year and that way they can't protect themselves because th

in the end, former "daily show" host jon stewart swooped in to take part in the rescue effort, transportinganimalsthat's what they've been doing since he retired, they have a sanctuary that he and his wife started. no word on how the goats got on to that track. >> goats are sweet >> they are. >> they don't seem too bright. >> they have, not rescue goats, but support goats that people have >> i've been around them at a specific place where we went every year and just sat right in the middle of them and they're very sweet >> yeah. >> don't seem too smart, though, like i said. but who knows. it's hard to tell. >> animals >> yeah, animals >> in the meantime, when we return, we're going to get down to hear what jim cramer has to say down at the new york stock exchan exchan exchange some animals down there at the exchange we are green across the board. we'll be right back in a moment. on our planet than people. we're putting ai into everything, and everything into the cloud. it's all so... smart. but how do you work with it? ask this farmer. he's using satellite data to help increase crop yields. that's

stewart and the whole team for including me and including all of us here. this has been a terrific few days already and a lot of great programming. it's hard to follow jon meachum and judy woodruff. i think we have great team here. up with of the great things is every one on this panel has been a scholar and every one has run important historic institutions. i want to get at that in the conversation. i'm going to start, all good research starts with questions. also framing museums, framing presentations also starts with questions. i'm curious what questions animate your work and how do you think about the hard challenges of including voices. who to include, how to include them in that mix. what are the questions that keep you up at night? >> it makes you terribly worried about it. what keeps me up at night is the excitement of what we do. i think i'm going to speak with a little prejudice but this will be the best panel of entire conference. we're all his tor torians, we'r futurists. when you start of threw that out there and i was thinking about it, i thought one of the ways to think about this term inclusiveness is we're really talking about two kinds