. >> jesse: up next, what do rosie o'donnell, jon stewart and jesse watters all agree on?et help reaching your goals with j.p. morgan wealth plan, a new tool in the chase mobile® app. use it to set and track your goals, big and small... and see how changes you make today... could help put them within reach. from your first big move to retiring poolside and the other goals along the way wealth plan can help get you there. j.p. morgan wealth management. ♪ when pain says, “i'm here,” ♪ i say, “so are they.” just one aleve. 12 hours of uninterrupted pain relief. aleve who do you take it for? >> jesse: every so often you find yourself agreeing with people you rarely agree with. believe it or not sometimes rosie o'donnell can agree with jesse watters. especially if what's on the line is a small town that just got toxic train wrecked like the one in east palestine. >> i don't believe the e.p.a. i think what's happened there is like love canal or it's like three mile island where there's poisoning. they poisoned hundreds of thousands of people. their lives ruined. ruined. this is

but here's jon stewart, who also does his own factual analysis, but who did of course midwife your puppet, talk about this issue nowadays. >> as a cultural pathogen, fox news is far more powerful, far more devious, far more pernicious and created far more damage than alex jones ever will. they have to lie, not just to keep the audience, but to keep this movement in power. >> that's the final question, michael. if you only get people dancing to margaritaville, then you have to keep playing margaritaville. but if it's not the right song for the occasion or you don't like that song, tough. this is a lot worse than if you're tired of margaritaville. this is lie on lie on lie where they didn't get out from under it. now tucker's doing it. your response on that. >> i agree with it. but even those dancing to margaritaville at some point realize, my feet hurt. i got to sit down. can i -- give me one. let me take a few, right? and that's the problem with this. there's no one in that bubble who's saying, can we, like, just take a moment here and recognize our feet hurt? we're getting -- not because

. >> i remember when jon stewart would on crossfire it was 2004, john kerry was the democratic benchching him, this is going to be a funny show. >> can i say something very quickly. why do we have defied? the two of you, can't we just -- say something nice about john kerry right now. >> i like john kerry, i care about john kerry. >> something about president bush. >> i think anyone who paid attention to the news and watched the daily show will forever there jon stewart going on crossfire and reading those guys the riot act. >> you are doing theater when you should be doing debate. which would be great. but it's not honest about what you do is not honest what you do is partisan hackery and i will tell you >> you go on his show and you are using is a partisan hackery? >> you have got to be kidding me. >> you are on cnn, puppets making prank phone calls. what is wrong with you? >> comedians and satire well take on hypocrisy no matter where it comes from. >> i think the vice president and his wife love their daughter. and i think they love her very much. and you can't have anything but r

my most viral clip on this show was a photo of me wearing a hijab next to jon stewart!e asian correspondent is gonna cover the asian story. and it has to be funny, and it has to be deemed comedically acceptable by vulture.com. go! >> okay, first of all, [bleep] vulture. all right? second of all, why don't you talk about it? you're the expert in lecturing us about the world despite never having left america! right? and aren't you "asian" too? you talk about it! >> hasan: no, no, you said it yourself, ronny. you said right here on the show that indians, we're not really asians. why don't you roll the tape? >> let's be clear, indians are not asians. okay? okay? i love how indians try to have it both ways. like, being indian and asian. pick a lane. i brought receipts, [bleep]! >> you keep the receipts in your 50 loaded shoe boxes. yeah, i said it. you didn't have to roll the tape, i'll say it right now. indians are not asians. by the way, i am more than just asian. i also lived in australia. why don't you ask me about kangaroos. >> hasan: fine, tell me about kangaroos. >> t

only ones that could get walker with it was jon stewart. >> a novel respiratory coronavirus over taking wuhan china. what to we do? you know who we could ask. the wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab, the disease is the same name as the lab. how did this happen? they are like, a penguin kissed turtle. kennedy: but what did any el? they got screwed. their funding withheld, white house giving a half keister acknowledgment of that. >> a point where anyone ask the question whether a lab leak was a credible theory, it should be looked into, a lot of these people derided z fringe are there lessons learned looking back about how we discuss theories when we don't have all of the answers? >> so, here is what i can tell you is the president's commitment to getting to the bottom of this right? this is what the most important that we can you know -- we can share it with congress and american people. >> let's go hinrich. will white house and elites admit they were wrong and they were all a bunch of liars? we break it town with our party panel, jason rantz in new york and fox news senior political

they are always on the up and up and jon stewart had the best perspective on this, he told shocked stephenoutbreak of chocolately goodness near hershey, pennsylvania. maybe it is the chocolate factory, maybe that's it. if there was chocolate outbreak in hershey, pennsylvania, it probably came from pennsylvania. if a virus breaks out and there is a lab that studies viruses, there is a good idea it came from there, too. will dr. fauci concede he may have been wrong here? and will president biden confront xi jinping in terms of how this was unleashed on the world? i have a feeling no is the answer to both questions, todd. >> todd: i see your no's and raise you two more nos, i'm done giving predictions. another prediction from you. lori lightfoot lagging in polls one day out from the mayoral election, she is in third place behind guy with 32 and a guy with 18. my question for you, joe, what do you do in this situation? you play the race card, lightfoot telling the new yorker, i'm a black woman, certain folks don't support us in leadership roles. seems like a desperate hail mary, joe, do you th

. >> whoopi goldberg, jon stewart, tina fey, chris rock, arsenio, cheney -- chevy chase, a child dressed funny. reggie: a child dressed as a pirate is a good one. jobina: in this spoof of "top gun: maverick" camel about his hosting --kimmel about his hosting credential. reggie: it has been nine times for billy crystal. jobina: i am not keeping up with the prompter. the 95th oscars are on sunday, marched -- march 12 on abc 7. reggie: i am excited for this. i love award show so i am down. jobina: they have been really good this year. we are no longer doing the awkward social distancing, we are kind of back. drew: it is nice to see what people where and it is fun. billy crystal, nine times? reggie: he was the one. drew: was he under contract? he is liked by the ninth one, i could do this in my sleep. santa cruz and a live look outside as we are in store for a beautiful day with a chilly start and freeze warnings in effect until 9:00 a.m.. it will feel a lot better compared to yesterday with a lot of sunshine and for the weekend we have mild weather moving in. we still have a beach hazard st

thank you, jon stewart and allowed medicare to negotiate drug prices. strong going into some of the things i was very interested about. he passed the first gun legislation passed in years although we do need a automatic weapons ban. pete: no doubt a lot of legislation passed in the democrat controlled house and senate. >> i feel good. pete: what about voters peeling about crime, inflation, the border what is happening overseas. there is still a sense of anxiety in country. >> still a sense of anxiety with ukraine and russia. i feel like too much fighting going on there. i would obviously love to bring russia and ukraine to the table to negotiate. i would like to help biden do that. there are things we're upset. pete: for sure. madeleine, you used to be a democrat, you now consider a conservative. what do you expect to hear? >> i expect to hear the same old, same old. i don't expect to hear anything different. i expect to hear more of our tax dollars being wasted on things that do not benefit the regular, average, everyday american. especially hard-worki

thought war fatigue and emancipation were and just one of the congressional pickups, just reg a jon todd stewart. but jon todd stewart one the simon county congressional seat in 1862 was a democrat. not only was it embarrassing that it was his former law partner was also his cousin by marriage was one of the pickups know and it is not well known it kind of land him the the famed copperhead from ohio lost in that election although he lost and this is also kind of interestingly resonates with the president he lost because the ohio seat got gerrymandered out of power, out of anything but but also there are always elections, right? it's not just 60. so the landing happens. big campaign is in 63. as a democratic candidate for governor of ohio that november 1862. letter to karl schurz is really interesting as well, because one of the major innovations of the civil war was to have fraud soldier voting, absentee voting. that's an innovation in american history. and part of it as a result of lincoln's interpretation of the election of 62. well, let's turn back let's turn back to stephen a douglas douglas

. >> whoopi goldberg, tina fey, jon stewart, chris rock, letterman, leno, arsenio, chevy chase, a childss as a pirate. steve martin, steve carell, ste. >> quell. >> did you ask steve harvey? >> begged steve harvey. he would have been good. >> good? steve would have been incredible. but that's not important right now. what do i tell him about the mission? >> the object sieve the 332 seat dolby theatre on hollywood boulevard. inside is the 95th oscars. the three-hour celebration -- >> [ laughter ] three hours, right. >> a three-hour celebration of cinema featuring the biggest movie stars in the world. abc has tasked us with finding a host who is unflappable and unslapable. >> good. because i can't get slapped. i cry a lot. i tell us your plan of attack. >> well, i probably start with a big musical number, one that would go a little something like this -- ♪ the oscars, the stars -- ♪ >> okay, please, no singing. >> what about a dance number where i really -- robot. >> no dancing. >> jimmy: well, in that case, that's a big audience of very nervous famous people. so i'd probably start with s

he is being attacked by everyone from jon stewart to rosie o'donnell, to even cnn. >> i do think it's that pete buttigieg, transportation secretary, is there. probably sh shouldn't have taken three weeks for him to be there. he say some people show up and causes a distraction. that's true for a president, perhaps. not true for a it's secretary. >> jesse: democrats aren't happy about this. they are boxed into a corner. their bench is empty now and joe has to run again. >> is there any reason for any of us to think that he is not running again? >> are you not believing this, darlene? how many times does he have to say it until you believe it? he has not finished what he started, and that's what's important. >> jesse: jill can't believe no one wants her husband to run again. she is like stop asking me. we told you he is running again. why does everybody keep asking? because they don't like him. pete's presidential campaigns derailed. that's the only derailment that's got his attention. so sneaky pete needs serious help right now. he needs someone who will soften the blow. if only there w

sure enough after jon stewart said this, it opened the door i think for where we're getting today. watch this. >> if there's evidence, i'd love to hear it. >> there's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking wuhan china. what do we do? oh, you know who we could ask? the wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. the disease is the same name as the lab. how did this happen? they're like a penguin kissed a turtle. >> he had a better analogy. he talks be about how if there's a chocolatey brought cake came from if pennsylvania. what door through i'm came from? i don't know. maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean or maybe it bleep chocolate factory, right? this is before it was fashionable to talk about this. you remember the media coverage in the spring of 2020. "new york times," headlines, senator tom cotton repeats theory on coronavirus. theory, right? john harwood, a cnn white house -- >> martha: debunked theory. >> debunked or crazies. >> martha: they went after him because they remeeted a debunked theory which the department energy -- >> isn't that amazing? journalists bel

weapons inspector hans blix says iraq has failed to provide the weapons information -- >> good-bye, jon stewart>> good-bye, jimmy kimmel, we'll miss you. good luck, my friend. i'll tell battle bots you said bye. >> it's got to be a classic uniform like the raiders, the black and silver -- >> good-bye, melissa. >> oh, bye, jimmy. >> i can't stand it. >> i'll miss you. >> oh, yes. >> if such a resolution were ever brought before it -- >> good-bye, wolf blitzer. >> good-bye, jimmy. take care. >> the secretary-general repeated his call -- >> what's your favorite word? >> gypsy. >> very good. what's your -- >> good-bye, "inside the actors" studio. bye, history channel. >> oh, the humanity, the smoke and the flames -- >> jimmy kimmel? >> bye, wwe. good-bye. >> bye. >> what's jimmy kimmel doing here? >> good-bye. >> oh, my. >> the little war in the bedroom might be about the comforter -- >> good-bye. >> bye, jimmy. it should be luxurious enough for her, tailored enough for him. remember, you can do it. >> because you're the best, best dog in all the world. >> good-bye, anna nicole. [ cheers ] >> he at

. >> that was arizona's former attorney general, mark brnovich in an interview with jon stewart week see that brnovich went out of his way not to refute trump's claims of a stolen election. his office was even investigating those claims. at the end of that interview, brnovich made a promise. >> when you're ready to release the report, when will that be? do you know? >> sooner rather than later, i hope. >> great, will you go out and vehemently debunked all of those issues, as vehemently as needed? >> absolutely. >> mr. brnovich set as soon as his office was done investigating, he would go out and debunk any false election fraud claims as vehemently as necessary. the only problem is that it turns out mr. brnovich's office had already debunked those claims months before that interview. thanks to newly-released documents from the arizona attorney generals office, we now know that seven months before brnovich sat down for that interview with john stewart, investigators in his office had already put together their report on election fraud. a report which the washington post notes found vir

why are you marginalized a group of people want to know and say to themselves like jon stewart said withen colbert a year ago, let me see a unique covid virus -- coronavirus leaks out of a place where there is a coronavirus institute right there, wuhan instituted right there, only logic tells you more than likely that's exactly what happened. especially when you can't trace it back anywhere. and that's just it. why are people so invested in making sure that china is not blamed for a virus that they leaked out? the bigger question is was it intentional or not. senator ted cruz weighed in last night. >> there has been nothing in our lifetimes that has done more to damage the credibility of government scientist or doctors than dr. anthony fauci. there are now tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of americans saying a scientist or doctor working for the government says. and that's dangerous. if god forbid we have another pandemic. let's say we have something like ebola that has massively high mortality rates. i want advice on how to keep our families safe. >> lawrence: brian, you as

. >> whoopi goldberg, tina fey, jon stewart, chris rock.ild dressed as a pirate. >> jimmy kimmel is gearing up for the 95th oscars with that trailer. billy crystal made an appearance showing his support. jimmy hosting the oscars march 12th. >> if that's an indication, he will kill it again. >> it's about four minutes long. you should go on youtube and watch it. it's really pretty good. >>> following a lot of headlines this morning including the latest on airline safety. the faa taking a closer look after a string of recent near-misses and convening a team. later the head of the federal aviation administration will testify before lawmakers on the nationwide ground stop weeks ago. >>> the white house says the intelligence is considering whether the three objects shot north america in recent days were benign. still trying to locate debris. members from both sides of congress are demanding answers. >>> and take a look at this. it's not something you see every day. the rally at a wta 500 event in doha. yep. a stunning shot through her legs. as s

we now know the tragedy of, you know, jon stewart helped lead the group, but they went to so many funeralsile for years, not realizing what they were breathing in, all the cancers. i went to the hearings, saw those testimonies, and it was heartbreaking. >> right. >> because they believed. people told you it was safe. >> federal government told you it was safe. >> the train is not under this regulation for hazardous materials. if there is on one car, more than one car, i'm not sure of the amounts. i'd have to check that. doesn't make any sense. >> it's a quantitative limit, right? >> a little poison in there. >> some poison, you know, that's okay. >> it's ridiculous. >>> coming up, we'll have a look at some of the tributes to former president jimmy carter as he receives hospice care in his home in georgia. "morning joe" coming right back. you love closing a deal. but hate managing your business from afar. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. visit indeed.com/hire did you know you can get dis

jon boozman. jennifer works for the majority in the house. ranking member i'm sorry chair jt thompson. catherine stewartwho works for the minority in the house ranking member david scott's. i want to emphasize to be a early in the farmville process. the committees are still forming. we do not even have full lineups for both of the committees it. it is very early. however there is excitement to get the farmville process started. with that, yet it still really early it's hard to predict where things are headed we are going to try to keep this conversation forward-looking and pretty high level. we know we have a lot of people tuning in today he might be interested in the farmville but might not know a lot about that big piece of legislation. might not know how the process works and so were to talk about what to expect. asas bill mentioned staff here e not authorized on the specifics of this report but we're not going to into the specific recommendations ate all. we are really going to talk about the process and what to expect, what it takes to get a farmville done. we will continue to start with a basic on