what you think jon stewart coming back from a is a different landscape?lly different landscape and we have to remind people it's not like jon stewart has been around, he did have a show called the problem with jon stewart and the big problem is couldn't get any ratings on apple plus so it went away except for a lot of people it's like a nostalgia trip like the man is coming back, maybe he will save the world but we are so beyond for the daily show was. for nine years the amount of competition has grown incr incredibly. yet podcast is, youtube, social media and i don't think there are any opinions he holds that i haven't heard over the past nine years. >> shows are all anti- trump thousand am curious, he is the smartest guy, if he says i will be equal opportunity offender. >> one thing jon stewart did read derivative jon stewart have been taking his gospel and spreading it for nine years and we all know the punchlines. >> blue is a swiss army knife, an actor, comedian, he put together skits stand up, you did a great job, i love what you do with the trump s

you have a book called "how not to hide your llama" by jon stewart. ting your security deposit back, stewart. mr. llama hider. >> jon: that is so not true. i was not hiding a llama. in fact, this is not a llama. this is an alpaca. >> stephen: oh, really? >> jon: do you know the difference between an alapaca and a llama? >> stephen: no, i don't. >> jon: then this is definitely an alpaca. >> stephen: okay, then here's your security deposit. >> jon: oh, my goodness, thank you so much. so helpful. these guys are so expensive to feed. >> stephen: well, i guess this really is goodbye, jon. >> jon: yeah. we had fun, though, didn't we? >> stephen: we sure did. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jon: you know, there is one more thing, stephen. and it's a bit of a surprise. >> stephen: really? you know how surprises make me thirsty, jon. excuse me one second while i get a glass of water here and wet my whistle. >> jon: ready? you're my best friend. >> stephen: [burbling] [crying] jon stewart, everybody. you can see him back on "the daily show" tomorrow. we'll be right back with john kr

jon stewart embarrassed and humiliated him. why did he do so?ucker carlson at that time was a george w. busch neo con now he is a donald trump isolationist pro putinist. very different orientation. what he learned is i'm never really going to believe in anything again. i'm going to simply go where the winds blow me and i'm going to go where the opportunities may take me. and that's exactly what has occurred and that is why tucker's a fraud. >> i'm only jumping in to say you're reminding everyone the conservatism and republicanism were against these dictators abroad. >> yes. >> this is not flip flopping on some random niche issue. the wokism stuff goes back and forth. it could be reduced to localized rhetoric and politicians in both parties have been known to tack back and forth. this is not that. they justover saw the murder, the state assassination of a dissident. they just invaded a country for the largest land war. they're holding a wall street journal reporter who many journalists have stood up and said that's right. i don't care wall street

(water splashing) - let's move on to the seven-day now. >>> after nearly nine years, jon stewart's highlyed return to "the daily show" made it feel like he never left. cbs's vladimir duthiers reports stewart roasted president biden, donald trump, and even himself as only he can. >> welcome to "the daily show." >> reporter: jon stewart's comeback to comedy central's the daily show was greeted with thunderous applause. >> i'm excited to be back. i'm very excited. >> reporter: the 61-year-old comedian dived right in, tackling fringe conspiracy theories. >> kansas city chiefs are world champions which means the decades-long plot in which travis and taylor brainwash america into getting routine vaccinations is complete. >> reporter: aids was a running theme with stewart first taking on -- >> mama kelce. >> how do you go on tiktok and end up looking older? >> reporter: and then his likely republican contender, donald trump. >> first of all, donald trump is not an old man. >> he's an old man! he is objectively an old man! >> reporter: stewart even turned the tables on himself. >> we need more th

. >> jon stewart making his long-awaited return to the daily show last night, didn't seem to be rusty at all? >> not at all. still are left in 2015, right before the trump clinton election, he's now back on the desk at the desk once a week, monday night's to resume his role they are with us writer and host of the very serious newsletter and podcast, josh barro, cnn.com opinion contributor deneb dia, and cnn senior media analyst, sara fischer, sarah, let me start with you because i'm a serious note, if i could hear like 12% of folks got their news from the daily show back in 2015, right before he left so he plays an important service for a lot of folks, as well as giving us many, many laughs. audience changed >> it's changed a lot poppy and it's not just for the daily show, but all late night commies have seen their traditional tv audiences weighing in the past few years as more people flocked to streaming, what's also changed though, is that we have a new advent of social media in the form of short form video like tiktok, like reels, which you get on instagram and facebook. and so som

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ask your doctor about breztri. >> norah: after nearly nine years, jon stewart's highly anticipated returnade it feel like he never left. cbs's vladimir duthiers reports stewart roasted president biden, donald trump, and even himself, as only he can. >> welcome to "the daily show"! >> reporter: jon stewart's comeback to comedy central's "the daily show" was greeted with thunderous applause. >> i'm excited to be back! i'm very excited to be back! [cheers and applause] >> reporter: the 61-year-old comedian dived right in, tackling fringe conspiracy theories. >> kansas city chiefs are world champions, which means the decades-long plot in which travis and taylor brainwash america into getting routine vaccinations is complete. [laughter] >> reporter: age was a running theme, with stewart first taking on president biden. >> jason kelce or travis kelce. >> mama kelce. i understand she makes great chocolate chip cookies. >> how do you go on tiktok and end up looking older? >> reporter: and then his likely republican contender, donald trump. >> first of all, donald trump is not an old man. >> he's

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this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jon: hey, everybody! welcome! hey! [cheers and applause] i look -- i got to tell you something. these folks who work at "the daily show" are making me look zaddy! sorry. welcome to "the daily show!" i'm your host, jon stewart. captain of this dying medium! [laughter and applause] a gentleman told me tonight, he said, oh, i am so happy to be here. you know, television is dying. i said, i am aware. and in fact, i am contributing to it. you are welcome. i did have such a good time last week doing the program, and then everybody at comedy central was like, what are you going to do this week? i was like, wait, this week? i did it monday. what am i, a cyborg? come on. but i don't mind because, quite frankly, the response to the first show last monday was... universally glowing. >> jon stewart is facing massive backlash from democrats over his comments about joe biden. olbermann tweeted: "well, after nine years away, there's nothing else to s

i wonder if you think the jon stewart treatment might change some of that. >> well, he was able in his run for 15 years to bring in very casual news viewers. in fact, many young people said that's the only news they watched was stored and they went to him for their news. now, this is a different era. obviously, people don't watch television the same way. what is a different formula? because john's only on once a week now. so how much he can bring in. that's gonna be a challenge. but i also think it's a challenge for the show because, you know, he's going to be so dominant on those monday nights. it's very hard for someone else to do what he does that well, so the rest of the week you're going to say so i would much rather be watching jon stewart. i think that's gonna be a factor for them. >> let me ask you this though, because politics is a whole new world since the last time he was on the show, right? i mean, the party partisanship, the information bubbles, they're further apart and also the reaction to them, right? that where folks look to the other side and say that person is danger

what jon stewart showed us how, that's not in election. we don't have that choice.e parties or primary system or embrace public financing of campaigns, great. that's an effort we should undertake to expand access of voters and candidates but this this cycle item now it is joe biden, a candidate committed to advancing democrat a and individual liberty versus an authoritarian in donald trump who will use the levers of government for his own reasons. the choice is clear. you might not like it. it may not be sexy. it's a job but it's a job that if we're successful at in november protects democracy for our kids and their kids to come. >> we need more voices in that. david and molly, thank you. we'll sneak in a quick break and be right back. i'm 70-ish. consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan from unitedhealthcare. with this type of plan, you'll know upfront about how much your care costs. which makes planning your financial future easier. so call unitedhealthcare today to learn more about the only plans of their kind with the aarp name. and set yourself and y

he should go -- i would put him on -- with charlamagne tha god and jon stewart and "the view" and "drewrymore show" and have him do nothing but talk about his age and talk about it honestly and frankly with the american people. this is what iage like, this is what my physical limitations are but these are my mental strengths and that's what i'm going to bring to the second term. that is exactly what has to happen. it has not happened and as a result americans and reporters in the media are judging him by a physical appearance and it's horribly unfair. >> we quoted you earlier, chai, you did liken it to other things and there's a real superficial aspect to it. fdr operated in a time where many americans didn't have the full picture of his physical ailments because of the way he was covered, but to professor krugman's point, his mind and many decisions he was making was on point. professor, i'll let you respond to any of that and read briefly from your newest piece, saying that the biden folks need to be on offense on the economy. when has being humble about the economy ever worked as a s

my name is jon stewart now, where was i american de-mock-racy.tral it's really funny, though. great to have jon stewart back he will be hosting for nine months now so welcome back, jon. >> that's a good "popstart." >> way to go >>> straight ahead, taste of new orleans. we're going to celebrate mardi gras with the recipes from the queen of creole cuisine, chef toya but first your local news. ♪ >>> good morning. it is 8:26. i'm kris sanchez. peninsula leaders are trying to slam the brakes on a plan to expand robotaxi service outside san francisco. officials are pushing for local control when it comes to regulating those self-driving vehicles. currently it is up to the dmv and state public utilities commissioners. a bill was recently introduced responding to waymo's plan to expand service into san mateo county. supervisors will consider that resolution later this morning. >>> and later this morning a little bit of sunshine, then maybe some rain. >> yes. we have a lot of changes coming our way. high temperatures headed for the low 60s very much like

>> jon stewart wasted no time poking fun at joe biden and donald trump as he returned as host of "the nine-year absence. stewart hosted the hit comedy p central show from 2009 to 2015. he's back on monday nights through the presidential elections. there will be a rotating lineup of hosts on the other nights, stewart said he's returning because he wanted a place to unload his thoughts on the political environment. comedy central like cbs is part of paramount global. >>> sunday the super bowl telecast on cbs was one for the record books. the big game between the kansas city chiefs and san francisco 49ers brought in an average of 123.4 million viewers. that's the highest number of people ever to watch the game in history, easily beat last year's record-high of 115 million. >>> dunkin's has been featured in the super bowl. the dunkings track suit the trio wore sold out in 19 minutes online. dunkin's is looking to restock all the merch in demand. >>> tiger woods is announcing a new brand called sunday red. it comes after he ended his 27-year relationship with nike. the brand's name comes f

that's not a good number. >> todd: jon stewart for v.p. that's the a take away.york, it's 6:00 here in the eastern seaboard. and this is tuesday, february 13th, 2024. welcome to "fox & friends." we start with a fox weather alert. 35 million americans bracing for

this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: thank you! welcome to "the daily show!" my name is jon stewart! now, where was i? i am excited to be back! [cheers and applause] i'm very excited. it's good to see everyone, it is good to see you guys. why am i back? you may be asking yourself, it is a very reasonable question. i have committed a lot of crimes. from what i understand, talk show hosts are granted immunity. it doesn't make a lot of sense but take it up with the founders. i don't know. we have so much we are going to talk about this year. obviously, elections. maybe we will talk about china, maybe we will talk about ai. maybe something a bit lighter, like israel-palestine... who knows! but first, the super bowl was yesterday! [cheers and applause] a gentleman in a crowd is delighted that kansas city won. it was sadly, a lose-lose for real america. the kansas city chiefs are world champions which means the decades long plot in which travis and taylor brainwash america

jon stewart is back. let's listen to this >> kansas city chiefs are world champions, which means the decades long plot in which travis and taylor brainwashing america into getting into getting routine vaccine patients is complete for now that it's over nine months till action people and the exciting part is we already know our candidates. it's drumroll, please you didn't mess up. you didn't no. no, no. go hold on, sir. don't know. you killed this take the job. are you allow me to present to you one man show about what joe biden's advisers were doing when he turned around and went back to the podium. the show is called leah, this election has nothing to do with why jon stewart is back on television. actually, it has everything to do with everything. and you know, one thing that i put you first of all, let's hear it for jon stewart being back. i know everyone missed. i'm sure he had his apple tv show moment for a second, but it is really good to just have them back even if it's just one day a week for the e

jon stewart, to his credit, is what i call an honest comedian.leans to the left, but i feel like he's going to force the hand of the white house by coming back to the daily show in that he won't let them not acknowledge what the rest of the country knows to be true. meaning, when we read that special counsel report last wreak -- last week, it wasn't news to anyone. jon stewart knows in order to be credible with an audience, he can't pretend this biden thing isn't happening. so i think in the long run although he's clearly an ally to liberals, he'll hurt them if biden winds up being nominee. toure tooth that clip was funny. >> i 4r56ed. i thought it was great, and clearly, other comedy shows feel the heat of e fox news saturday night with jimmy failla. stuart: that's my cue. >> thank you. stuart: 10 is p.m. eastern on fox news channel. thanks very much, indeed. >> my man. stuart: check the markets. the selloff continues. it's not quite as bad as a it was but still pretty bad. dow's down 450. let's look at the oil market. 450 down for the dow, 180

jon stewart is back to the desk one day a week returning to the daily show and has a lot on his mind as you can imagine. >> allow me to present to you a one-man show about what joe biden's advisors were doing when he turned around and went back to the podium. the show is called no! do not go! ose levels no fingersticks needed. all with the world's smallest and thinnest sensor. manage your diabetes with more confidence and lower your a1c. try it for free at freestylelibre.us. (♪) we come from a long line of cowboys. (♪) when i see all of us out here on this ranch, i see how far our legacy can go. (♪) she runs and plays like a puppy again. his #2s are perfect! he's a brand new dog, all in less than a year. when people switch their dog's food from kibble to the farmer's dog, they often say that it feels like magic. but there's no magic involved. (dog bark) it's simply fresh meat and vegetables, with all the nutrients dogs need— instead of dried pellets. just food made for the health of dogs. delivered in packs portioned for your dog. it's amazing what real food can do. dry skin is sensi

plus, jon stewart -- jon stewart is the vegan option.i spend most of my time combing the day's news market for the finest most topical royo lele rice flour, kara coconut milk, palm sugar, pandan extract, and freshly grated story coconut, which i combine and gently fry in a wok to present to you the perfectly crispy yet delicate indonesian kue serabi pancake that is my monologue. but sometimes, just sometimes, i crash a stolen combine through a grain silo and plunge down an abandoned well, where i punch a raccoon to steal his twinkie scraps which i mash with dead leaves and wall runoff, then cook over a tin can fire to choke down the dungeon gristle flapjack of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: it is so refreshing. meanwhile is really refreshing. it's cleansing. meanwhile, a massive taxidermy polar bear was stolen in a bizarre canadian heist at a resort near edmonton. so far, police have no leads on who the culprits could possibly -- college students. it was college students. okay? just go to the

. >>> comedian jon stewart is back for a second term as host of "the daily show.">> finally, the long-awaited return of "the daily show" with jon stewart appears tonight on comedy central. the longtime host is back in the anchor chair ahead of the 2024 presidential election. he told "cbs mornings" he wanted a place to unload his thoughts on the current political environment. >> i'm hoping to have a catharsis and a way to comment on things and a way to express them that hopefully people will -- will enjoy. >> well, that's the overnight news for this tuesday. for some of you, the news continues. for others, check back later for "cbs mornings." and remember you can follow us online anytime at cbsnews.com. reporting from here in the nation's capital, i'm norah o'donnell. >>> this is "cbs news flash." i'm shanelle kaul in new york. a special election will be held today for the new york congressional seat formerly held by george santos. it comes as republicans hold a majority of just seven votes in the house. it's expected to be a tight race with one complicating factor.

to get the job done right. ( ♪ ) howard: it was on this program last week that i talked about jon stewart'shim spending more time mock joe biden's memory issues than donald trump's own issues. well, stewart, who hosts only on mondays, felt compelled to respond to the left-wing criticism. >> quite frankly, the response to the first show last monday was universally glowing. [laughter] receiving massive backlash from democrats -- [inaudible] [laughter] tweeted after nine years away, there's nothing else to say to the jon stewart bashing biden except please make it another nine years. sorry, but i won't be watching you either. [laughter] >> okay. i mean, we're just talking here. and ma rrly -- martha:ly trump tweeting not only is it not funny, it's a potential disaster for democracy. >> it was -- [inaudible] if. howard: first rule of television, jon, you can't please everyone. >>> president biden is extremely upset with how "the new york times" covers the age issue, so says publisher a.g. salzburger, telling the reuters journalism institute we are going to continue to report fully and fairly no

i had been protected for eight years by jon stewart. i felt that he had faith in me.irst? >> oh, yes. it seemed crazy. it was my dream job. all i wanted to do was stay there forever, for nothing to ever change. but there is definitely a different kind of feeling to get inside that car and drive it. >> during our interview, oliver got word that stewart would return to host episodes of "the daily show" through the 2024 election. what do you think? >> it is a surprise. it will be very exciting to see jon in an election year as well. that is watchable. >> back in for another bite at the apple. >> jordan's back. >> the newest season of "last week tonight" coincides with a big year in politics. season 11, tell me about how you're feeling about doing the show you do, which is a heavy lift every week -- >> yes. >> -- during this election year. >> previously we felt like we've had to respond in the main body of the show to the election. i'm not sure that's going to be as true this year, because i don't know if there's anything unknown about these two men. >> is that a relief t

maybe a couple years go by and boom, you get another one. >> look at jon stewart, right? >> yeah, he came back exactly, exactly. >> well, finally, to one artist honoring one of our favorite eras, the seinfeld era. the show about nothing. >> that's my impression. was that good? no sucks. anyway, bridget mccarthy painstakingly recreated a miniature version of monk's cafe, the iconic hangout of the seinfeld gang that's right here on the upper west side. >> by the way, the real one. she matched the flooring, wallpaper, tile and the curtains. she even nailed the logo. the condiments, the plants. and you can't forget about the payphone guys. >> and for our younger viewers, a payphone was a telephone attached to the wall that you put actual money in to make it work. danny, did you know this? >> yeah. and you know what kind of money andrew coins. you guys remember coins? you remember that phone doesn't ever change. yeah >> danny always reminds us of his age. >> so also educating him could have dialed collect. >> helping families with mesothelioma is all we do. >> my firm has been

jon stewart, again, i want to play some of what he did last night. se it's sharp. he's focused his bright key is sharp intensely probing and detail oriented and focused. >> this is a man who is sharp, who is on top of his game, who knows what's going on. he's smart, he's on his game. i >> was in almost every meeting with the president and the president was in front of and on top of it, all, coordinating and direct acting leaders who are in charge of america's national security, not to mention, our allies around the globe >> did anyone film that >> if you're >> telling us guy and the scenes, he is sharp and fully energy and on top of it, and really in controlling leading, you should feel it that would be good to show to people >> as he yeah, i i loved that. >> that's really funny. and listen, i saw a lot of the criticism of john stuart mainly from bidder or former cable news hosts like we keep over men who blamed him for both-sidesing. and and i think if the idea of the return of john store is to lay off democrats because temperature bad. >> well, that's >> anathema

ben crump is in studio plus after nine years away and out of the studio and away from his desk, jon stewart is back behind his desk managing to get under the skin of some democrats and leaving this our voters in new york's third congressional district or breathing today's winter storm to replace former congressman george santos, who brought a very different kind of storm to that district, joining us now is miguel mark as he's live in woodbury, new york at the headquarters of former democratic congressman tom swati, who is running for his old seat. miguel, what's the atmosphere like over there right now? >> the atmosphere is expectant. this is a room that's held a lot of weddings, a lot of problems, but tonight, tom suarez, he hopes to stand up at that podium at about a little after 09:00 p.m. perhaps later, and say that he is the representative elect once again, for the third district. people who are just starting to gather, it won't really get going think here till about 09:00 p.m. but i want to show you you came for the politics stay for the weather, because weather today we haven't had t

. >> this week, jon stewart mocked that argument on the daily show. >> if you're telling us behind the scenes, he is sharp and full of energy and on top of it and really in control and leading, you should film that. >> love, jon stewart. you tuned into comedy central for a good laugh. yeah, right. you turn into the issue is for good insight and reporting. >> appreciate the plug. although there's some good insight often on the daily show with jon stewart and, uh, that political issue is not going away anytime soon for the democrats. frank. yeah you are what you are, as they say. >> okay. alex michaelson 18 days away from that election, i know you will be a busy man. thank you. alex. by the way, yocan catch the full episode of the issue is this sunday morning, 5.30 right here on kttv. >> you the physical, emotional and mental benefits of self-expression after the break. we're discussing the arts and the positive imp t this is how it feels to du more with less asthma... ...thanks to dupixent. dupixent is not for sudden breathing problems. it's an add-on treatment for specific types of mod

might turn on your tv and see something like what jon stewart is doing and start to think the broader culture is maybe telling you something. can you talk about this context for democrats, like they thought the leader of the resistance might be coming back and not working out the way they would. >> probably i feel like when it comes to fundraising numbers, this is definitely a concern for republicans right now. but i think we're going to continue to see republicans try and highlight biden's age. and i think there definitely kind of loving with john server saying last week, which just kind of a rare thing for republicans. so it's kind of interesting where things are gonna pan out. there. was money and happy monday or both grain. >> i think that's to say i just call it money and if votes, so i was going to say, i mean, if you look at nikki haley's campaign, they have touted that she's had her best month yet in january, she raised 16 million in fundraising money. for someone's speech later today about the state of the race, right >> i think all >> indication is that she will at least rid

jon stewart backing on the air after nine years. >> steve: carley shimkus is here monday through friday. >> carley: more than a majority. i have news, first story will not be a big surprise, migrants aren't only crossing the border into texas. border patrol arresting two killers over the weekend, convictions include murder and robbery. and holding another impeachment vote against alejandro mayorkas, today's vote is expected to be successful since steve scalise is back on the hill. searching for a motive for the shooting in joel osdteen's churh on sunday. she had a rifle and claimed to have a bomb as she entered the church. her gun had the word palestine written on it. two people were hurts, including the suspect's seven-year-old son. and this just in, elise stefanik filing bar complaint against leticia james for violating rules of professional conduct by conducting bias investigation and a prosecution of donald trump. the investigation of fani willis continues. evident iary hearing over allegations willis engaged in an improper affair with the special prosecutor, nathan wade. what a mes

this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jon: boom! welcome! welcome! welcome to "the daily show!" i am your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] this is number three! the third episode! this is my third episode! the first two, very controversial! a lot of discourse around it. a lot of carping back and forth. a lot of anger. a lot of commentary. tonight, i am done with it. tonight is perhaps an amuse-bouche. a trifle. something light! tonight, we discuss israel-palestine. [cheers and applause] are we -- who wrote this? well, i legally have to read what's in the prompter. so here we go. we're going take a look in our new and probably never-ending segment... ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] yes! somehow, the audience knew. but tonight! we discuss israel-palestine... >> any discussion of israel and palestine is not meant to endorse or justify all the actions of either side. mentions of hamas that fail to condemn hamas do not mean we don't condemn hamas. do not listen to this segment if you are predisposed to antisemitism or islamophobia. com

. >> jon stewart is facing massive backlash from democrats over his comments about joe biden.is nothing else to say about jon stewart bashing biden except, make it another nine years. another tweeted, sorry, but i won't be watching you either. >> okay. maybe not

we will kick off with jon stewart. show's biggest premiere since august of 2017 not all the reviews were positive and last night jon stewart returned to give his thoughts on some of the backlash >> not only is stewart's both sides are the same rhetoric not funny, it is a potential disaster for democracy >> it was one show it was 20 minutes! i did 20 minutes of one [ bleep ] show but i guess, as the famous saying goes, democracy dies in discussion it was never my intention to say out loud what i saw with my eyes and then brain >> very funny. jon is back in a big way every monday night through the election can't wait to see more of those. >> oh, good. >> yeah, refreshing. yeah, big numbers there. >>> next up, savannah, this is for you. we're talking roger federer here it's been over a year since the tennis legend played his final match. it is set to be showcased in a prime video documentary. it follows roger over the course of 12 days as he wrapped up his career in professional tennis. sharing, initially the idea was to

. >> jon stewart is facing massive backlash from democrats over his comments about joe biden. after nine years away, there is nothing else to say about jon stewart bashing biden except, make it another nine years. another tweeted, sorry, but i won't be watching you either. >> okay. maybe not universal. that was on twitter. everything on twitter gets backlash. i've seen twitter tell labradoodles to [ bleep ] themselves. >> jon stewart last night joking about how not everyone is thrilled he is back at "the daily show." >>> we have a lot to get to this morning. that was good. >> labradoodles, yeah. >> donald trump making the death of russia's opposition leader all about himself and trump's resistance to condemn vladimir putin has him isolated from even far right republicans. >> well, willie, it's just extraordinary. we're going to be reading a few op-eds from people who are the conservative's conservative. also, some reactions, not just to navalny but what's happening in nato. you have, i mean, everybody from gerard baker to mark lavin saying, what are you people doing? do you kn

here's jon stewart. jon stewart back, of course, "the daily show" one day a week.last night. take a look. >> the footage of the president unable to recall simple facts must have been brutal to watch. >> james webb. >> i don't remember the names. i don't remember the name. i don't remember ever buying something for myself. >> do you recall what years you were married to ms. maples? >> um -- i mean, i don't remember that. as good as my memory is, i don't remember that. but i have a good memory. >> you don't remember saying you have one of the best memories in the world? >> i don't remember. [ cheers and applause ] >> sorry. that was the wrong -- that was the wrong footage. that's the high-functioning candidate from nine years ago, unable to recall if he has a good memory. >> yeah. now, he doesn't recall who the sitting president of the united states is. donny, i'm sorry, there's a lot to work with there. >> there's a lot, lot to work with. you know, you've got to -- for some reason, donald trump gets graded on a curve as far as his age, as far as his insanity, and, t

of watch this from democratic lawmaker debbie dingell, and you're going to hear jon stewart.ch this. [audio difficulty] >> i think the campaign needs to let him be out there, and i'm also sick of them talking about his age. >> i think it's better to deal head on with what's an apparent if issue to people. i mean, we're just talking here. that. [laughter] >> and mary trump tweeting: not only is spew wart's both sides of the same rhetoric not funny, it's a potential disaster for democracy. >> it was a [bleep] joke! it was 20 minutes! i did 20 minutes and -- [inaudible] [laughter] but i guess as the famous saying goes, democracy dies in discussion. [laughter] but, look, i have sipped against you. i'm sorry. laugh -- sinned against you. [laughter] it was never my intention to say out loud what i saw with my eyes and then brain. [laughter] elizabeth: what he saw was, he was talking about the president's age issues, but he only did 20 minutes on it, but jon stewart's getting hammered. let's show what maureen dowd and other new york times op-ed writers were saying about the presiden

. >> yes >> seth: jon stewart is coming back to host on mondays. >> yes yeah, yeah, jon stewart is backdays. this has to be very exciting >> yeah, it's great. who better to take over the show than the guy who invented the show >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, the guy who pioneered modern american satire is back he's back. >> seth: as choices go, it's a pretty easy one to make. >> yeah, it only took a more than a calendar year to make that choice, so way to go. [ laughter ] >> seth: it does -- it is funny that it took a calendar year to come back to the last guy who had the job. >> yeah, i know. it's a great decision. >> seth: certainly it was in great hands in the years in between with trevor noah and the rest of you. congratulations. you won the emmy >> yes, we won the emmy with trevor noah. [ cheers and applause he's my guy, trevor noah >> seth: there you go. >> he's the reason i was able to come to america. i love trevor. emmy deserved. and you know, such a -- it's - you know, i grew up in malaysia. and i'm such a fan of american institutions just like yourself and who knew

jon stewart returns the daily show. >> and boy he's. going for it >> there. the oldest people ever to run for president breaking by only four years, the occurred that i think we've got a new name for our election coverage indecision 2024, antiques roadshow united states of scandal with jake tapper. sunday at nine on cnn, the first time you made a sale online with godaddy was also the first time you heard of a town named die in this sort of colorado, it's got to wonder from dazzle colorado, starting, easy to build powerful website for free with a partner that always puts you first start for free at godaddy dot com. every >> day, more dog people and more reps are deciding it's time for a fresh approach to pet food >> they're quitting the kibble >> and kids in the camps and feeding their dogs, dog food. it's actually well food developed with that's made from real meat and veggies portioned for you your job and delivered right to your door. >> it's >> smarter, healthier, pet food get 50% off your first box at the farmer's dog.com flash real food >> for fas or thr

. >> all right, that was quintessential jon stewart, making his triumphant return to comedy central's of political satire made no secret of the fact that america has changed quite a bit, during his absence, and the stakes of every election feel so much greater. the threats to democracy are so much more -- but fortunately, he has a spectacular team of canadian correspondents backing him up, including the outrageously talented dolce sloan, who just so happens to have a new and hilarious book out, hello friends stories of dating, destiny, and day jobs. dulce sloan, it's great to have you on the show, thank you so much. and congratulations on the book. >> thank you for having me. yeah i don't know if anybody told you this, but writing a book is a very hard. >> yeah, it's a reason why i will not write a book, i am way too lazy to write a book. >> well, i was tricked by my manager. so, that's how i ended up writing a book. [laughter] he hit me up one day and was like, why did you write a book? i was like, that sounds very difficult, i don't think so. [laughter] and he was like, cool, cool.

he thought it was cringy. >> jon stewart's older than i am. like, let's let's talk about who the voters are, who are on tiktok, who are biden's base young voters, african american latino voters. and so i'm not going to trust you on stewards view of that. i trust people and you look at the viral numbers that tiktok got, just go on. tiktok and look. millions of americans for the first time in engaging with that content. and that's what campaigns want. >> write something they can control, which is what celebrities like about it as well. so now that they have control of that, now that they have way out avenues of sharing, have they landed on one cohesive, coherent message in reply to the age question? >> yeah, i'm going to do my job and you're going to see me out there. >> but this is the one that's been they've been doing a couple of months now re like, it takes a wet look yeah. when i ran a >> presidential candidate, what you realize is you have to say the same thing over and over and over until people finally get it. you got to continue to do a

jon stewart kicked things off last night, he worked one day, now he's taking a well-deserved break untilnues and so do we with "indecision 2024". ♪ ♪ now, for once, the big news in the g.o.p. primary is not about donald trump. it's about nikki haley and what donald trump said about her. >> former president trump taking heat for questioning why nikki haley's husband has not been with her on the campaign trail. >> wears her husband? oh, he's away. what happened to her husband? what happened to her husband! where is he? he's gone. >> your husband michael is a major with the south carolina army national guard currently deployed in the horn of africa. >> it's disgusting, and let's take it and move me and michael out of it. if you're going to go and criticize a combat veteran, you criticize one veteran, and you're criticizing all of them. >> jordan: wow! that is the spine of a leader. one who will stand up for our troops when donald trump attacks them. i mean, not john mccain. or the gold star families. she worked for trump after that, but if you go after a troop that nikki haley is married to

jon stewart's big return. >> he hosted the daily show last night after a nine year absence. former president trump, highlighting recent moments when they both misspoke that biden was referring to sisi, the president of egypt, not mexico, unless it was even worse than that. >> and he thinks the president of mexico is named sisi. so what was his opponent saying this weekend? >> we have to win in november or we're not going to have pennsylvania. they'll change the name. >> i can't believe i've lived in new jersey this long and have been mispronouncing pennsylvania . >> stewart will be hosting the show on mondays through the election. next, some facebook users are hearing something new when they scroll. >> it's a chirping sound and. it's all part of the latest iphone update to make scrolling more engaging and interesting. if you find it annoying, you can always go into your settings and turn it off. next, a mini delight for seinfeld fans, it's a replica of the cast beloved hangout, an artist in la has created this miniature model of monk's cafe. >> it's 1/12 the size of the orig

based on what i've heard from jon stewart, you would think his arms would just fall right off.ove on to the other side of the aisle, because over the weekend, republicans gathered for cpac: the conservative political action conference. it's like woodstock for people who hate anybody who went to woodstock. and if you think the whole weekend was just them saying that trump really won the 2020 election, no, no, no. they were also singing it. >> ♪ trump won and you know it, trump won and you know it ♪ ♪ the fake news will never show it, but trump won and you know it ♪ [cheers and applause] >> michael: does anyone have any molly? i want to overdose. if the lyrics are too subtle for you, i like how her dress gets the point across. what is she saying? oh, i see. trump won. but look, cpac isn't just the best rock concert of all time. it's also an important way to find out what the current conservative priorities are. and based on the titles of this weekend's panel discussions, it's going to be a fun year. >> cpac 2024, where globalism goes to die. ladies and gentlemen, does congress ev