this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! s and applause] >> jon: hey! welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart! we have a terrific program for you tonight. i hosted on thursday and i am back on monday. i just don't know how much longer i can do it. barely any rest. just slept in a hyperbaric chamber. i'm going to be talking to one of my favorites, ilana glazer is going to be joining us. [cheers and applause] she is the best. but first, let's get into the news. as you know, the fascinating penis-themed trial of professor donald bartholomew trump continued today. what you might not know is that it is not the only salacious, high-level government-official trial going on today. because right across the street, in new york's famed public corruption district, new jersey democratic senator robert menendez -- [audience reacts] my god, menendez turned heel. they are not booing -- well, they were booing. he faced the first day of his reckoning. >> federal prosecutors allege the former chair of the powerful senate foreign rela

jon stewart was also in play.t felt it was too frightening to try to step into the shadow of david letterman, who at that point was the hottest thing in show business. michaels: my feeling was you had to drop down a generation, and when you're looking at people 30, there are very few people with any seasoning or experience. so you go, "well, who are the best people i know right now?" o'brien: lorne called me up, and thought, "conan will have good ideas. "he can be the producer." michaels: conan had been here on snl as a writer, and he was truly funny. nesteroff: but conan o'brien, since he was a boy, literally had dreams of being a late-night talk show host. o'brien: when you're a kid, you naturally start running through your checklist. "i'm not a good athlete. "i'm anxious. i have a weird name." so then i found that i could make people laugh. ♪ michaels: and then he said what he really wanted to be was host. smigel: he had no experience. i was kind of surprised that lorne went along with it. michaels: they grudgi

people were so happy to see jon stewart return. you and jon from back in the day, your first appearance. remember this? >> i do. >> we're joined by our senior caucasian correspondent, jordan klepper. there's almost nothing you can do to mess up one of these reports. >> thank you. >> trust me. >> i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] >> this is a big deal for me, jon. >> why is jon stewart back? do we need him as a nation? what do you think having been through all this about the spread, if you will, the warmth for this style? what was once a niche thing on comedy central, you have colbert, politics being jokes in all the late night shows. they used to steer clear of that. we have this style this gonzo style. your thoughts. >> i grew up a fan of "the daily show". what i loved about jon stewart is i trusted him. he's not pretending to have a bias or opinion. it's a comedy show. from there there's no smoke and mirrors of being a journalist. he said i'm going to give you the bs and call that out. that's with a people connect to in a time whe

. >>> i want to tell people coming up when you think about jon stewart's legacy, we have the new jon ordan jordan klepper from the daily show with a beat debut tonight. >> i really hope he gets to the topic of the border crisis. >> that's one of the bigger things now. because that is completely being rushed under the rug. >> and you are from iowa in. >> yes. >> so you worry about people coming from minnesota? >> you know that minnesota issue. but, first, we have a da insider on this crucial period in the trump trial with closing arguments coming up next. stay with us. ng up next. stay with us. only purple's gel flex grid passes the raw egg test. no other mattress cradles your body and simultaneously supports your spine. memory foam doesn't come close. get your best sleep guaranteed. save up to $800 during our memorial day sale. visit purple.com or a store near you a test or approve a medication. we didn't have to worry about any of those things thanks to the donations. and our family is forever grateful because it's completely changed our lives. and they're all coming? those who are s

. >> so my name is jon stewart of "the daily show."n mondays. [ laughter ] because he's very old, and i don't want to say brittle, but if he were to work as much as my mom and dad worked, he would turn into a bag of dust. yeah. as you get older, what happens is a lot of the moisture from your body just evaporates. [ laughter ] so when you're young, you're a grape. and then you get to be my age, and you're a raisin, and then you can only work mondays. [ laughter ] >> is today a monday? >> jimmy: today is a monday. >> so i'm working today. >> water! >> oh, do you need water? all this has made me unbelievably hungry. >> jimmy: has it? is this where you want to go? [ laughter ] >> i don't want to. but there is something that draws me here. >> jimmy: okay. yes. >> so have you guys ever heard of a diarrhea factory? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: kids, don't listen to mr. stewart. daddy loves arby's. in fact, i had arby's cater my 30th birthday. >> is that really true? >> jimmy: that's true. >> that is before i came along. [ laughter ] long be

jon stewart! ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!"e. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, an exceptionally funny man. you can see him in his new one-man show "please stop the ride." mike birbiglia is with us. [ cheering ] then later, from calabasas, with a new version of their classic album, retitled "morning view 23." it comes out friday. incubus from the don julio outdoor stage. [ cheering ] you can see incubus on tour live starting august 23rd in detroit, michigan. this week, we have new shows with chris pine, josh brolin, nikki glaser, bert kreischer, chris perfetti and david beckham with music from sarah mclachlan, andra day and cage the elephant. [ cheering ] our first guest has a truck-bed full of amas, cmas and whatever other mas there are. you can watch him nurture and crush young talent alongside lionel and katy on "american idol" live sunday nights here on abc. please welcome luke bryan. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you smell like leather. >> it's rich mahogany and leather or something, or leather-bound

this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey, everybody! welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart! coming to you on a... what? what the heck? thursday? jon stewart on a thursday? it's like breakfast-for-dinner over here! pancakes at night? we do have a great show for you tonight. i'm gonna be talking about 2024 polling a little later with the polling director of the harvard kennedy school institute of politics. [cheers and applause] i don't believe you! but first, it's been another big week of wall-to-wall, non-stop, penis-to-penis coverage of donald trump's trial! from the lingering glamour shots, to the trial merch store, to a rudimentary court treasure map, to second-by-second realtime closed-caption transcripting, and a qr code you can scan for more coverage! and, i guess, msnbc's in-room dining menu. why would you need -- the ubiquitous coverage is numbing, fading into televised wallpaper. with insight that only occasionally crackles through, such as: >> he greeted he

jon stewart, voice of an angel. ♪ when you're weary ♪ >> steve: i don't know if he has seen a musical. i would work with you at any time in any way. >> stephen: thank you. i have some bricks to move in my backyard. i still think of myself kind of the age that you and i were when we met. 24, 25. i moved into a new apartment on friday. we got there in the elevator broke. it turned into a six floor walk-up. i carried one box. >> steve: 60 times. [laughs] >> stephen: i sat down at the top and i said "just tell the guys i'll pay them more." i can't do this. it was truly humbling, truly humbling. you never know because you and i are pristine examples. >> steve: you look fantastic. >> stephen: you look amazing. >> steve: you're amazing. >> stephen: no. >> steve: for a man your age. dorian gray. >> stephen: is that what you call men? dorian gray, that's the color? >> steve: that's this shade. [laughter] >> stephen: the makeup they put on me is called "wish on a monkey's paw." >> steve: again, somebody somewhere is writing t

jon stewart -- i think jon stewart is too old. >> jesse: is he passed his prime?f people who feel like his old show and the new one, it is this holier-than-thou come a performative, progressive, and not sort of taking a step back d saying okay, this is the state of the country. yes, biden is older than people would like, but let's keep our eye on the prize here. this is not about jon stewart and trying to get viewers. he should have stuck to helping the 9/11 responders and veterans get health care. b5 okay okay, so, you are a humorist. >> greg: am i? >> judge jeanine: yes. the truth is there is so much to use, the stumbling and mumbling. >> greg: but it's a threat to democracy. i'm sorry, it doesn't matter who is the republican, it's all is going to be the end of the world, right? if it wasn't for trump, it was going to be climate change, right? that was the end of the world until trump came along. not really. there are a couple problems with what stewart is saying. everyone is already saying he is edgy as a soggy beanbag, and letter to, he is letting biden off th

this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jon: what is up? and applause] welcome to "the daily show!" my name is jon stewart. we got a great show for you tonight. there is so much going on in the world right now. the president of iran died in a helicopter crash, the international criminal court is moving towards arrest warrants for bibi netanyahu, and michael cohen admitted on the stand today that he stole money from the trump organization! only in a donald trump trial would the star witness be the one who ends up going to jail. how lucky is donald trump? donald trump is like a corruption mr. magoo, he's just stumbling around, quid pro quo-ing, metal beams falling all around him, gets out completely unscathed. but forget about all of that. because there is still one story with so many unanswered questions, it made its way all the way to the white house press corps. >> can we still assume that the kansas city chiefs will be visiting the white house this year in celebration of their super bowl victory? can you confirm, is the chiefs' kicker, ha

>> jimmy: we've got a great week next week, too, with guests including chris pine, josh brolin, jon stewart here, luke bryan will be here, mike birbiglia, nikki glaser, bert kreischer, chris perfetti, and david beckham. as musical guests we have incubus, sarah day, and cage the elephant. too many guests, we're going to have to kick people out. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is an exceptionally well-dressed comede wan with a live show for a limited time only, starting tomorrow night at 7:00 pacific and every night next week. the show is called "everybody is in l.a." you can see it on netflix. please welcome john mulaney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: no one comes out faster than you. [ laughter ] i said your name, suddenly you were on me like a -- >> they were actually holding me back. not a joke. josh was holding me back. >> jimmy: you're like a free safety or something here. >> i'm just so excited. >> jimmy: it's good to have you here, i'm excite to have had you here. >> it's nice to see you, man. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm very good, how are you? >> jimmy: it's a big w

i did all these stories with jon stewart and others for the 9/11 survivors who had also been exposedurn pit legislation also helped them in part. but tell us about the announcement today, the significance of this legislation to president biden and, of course, his son beau. >> well, andrea, as you lay out, the president has signed hundreds of bills since he's been president over the last three plus years, there might not be a single piece of legislation that sass personally important to him as the p.a.c.t. act. we are prepared next week to mark the 9th anniversary of the death of beau biden and the president spoke about he thought it was during his service that he may have developed the cancer that ultimately took his life. we expect as the president comes out very shortly, he's being introduced right now, he with will mark a significant milestone. more than 800,000 have begun to receive benefits. new hampshire is a state with a significant veteran and senior population where those benefits are particularly important. but it would not be a surprise if we do hear the president refer ag

live in the northern desert -- >> reporter: rising to fame on "the daily show" filing reports for jon stewartis an incredible story of survival. >> you are not kidding. primitive condition, tight quarters, limited wi-fi at best. >> starring in shows like hbo's "the newsroom" as sloan >> i don't mind that you're dumb and, don, i mean that. >> thank you. >> and in films like "x-men apocalypse." in 2021 the star also became a mother giving birth to son malcolm who she 145ired with her emmy winning comedian partner john mulaney. in march, olivia decided to reveal her diagnosis on social media. >> do it for your baby. >> reporter: the raw moment where she went to surgery to remove both of her breasts. >> i'm ready. >> in the video you said, i'm ready. how did you know you were ready? >> i didn't. i just had to say it. you know, sometimes you just -- you just say it and hope that your body will go with it. i may not want to be in that situation. i may not know what's on the other side, but i've been given this opportunity to fight and so here we go, but after my double mastectomy they found a tange

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. >> jon stewart, if you remember made jokes about him in the first episode apologized because they pistoled him into how do you treat this equally. he came out this week i was like he's too old, i'm sorry. two years. >> joe biden want your money, hunter watcher drugs. >> the videos on hunter's laptop i haven't made it past the first 15 minutes. [laughter] >> leave it to the mail stuff. [laughter] >> one thing we do know, 2024 elections will be no boy scout, they announced plans to change the name to scouting america and before inclusive record lows. change will take effective in 2025 which is when we are expected to finish counting the votes in the presidential election. boy scouts in a tough but because kids want to learn how to camp, they go to an ivy league college but there are other reasons such as public relations class action lawsuit. >> i don't know why i came here. i was hoping you would be happy but you have someone. >> i'm single. i love being single. i haven't had this much sex since i was a boy scout leader. i mean time i was dating a lot. [laughter] >> i'm going to attempt t

. >> jon stewart is back there on mondays. he is not here. let's talk frankly.hen: have you worked with him before? and just. >> it is nearly impossible to retire. we get to benefit from that. >> stephen: there is a lot happening in the news now. there should be an election going on. >> i think so. >> stephen: it doesn't make news because you have the tromp trial, the middle east, the presidential campaign, the worm in the brain. what are you looking forward to talking about over there? >> the stormy trial has been incredible. the news has given up. the fact they continue to call her stormy daniels, her porn name and not her real name, stephanie clifford. it would be like if tom hanks went on trial for something and they said taking the standards for forced. it is kind of weird. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. "the daily show" airs weeknights on comedy central. desi lydic, everybody. we will be right back. ♪ ♪ >> stephen: that's it for "the late show." tune in next week when i'll be joined by steve carell, jennifer hudson, and george stephanopoulos

their ingenuity and savviness brought stars from aretha franklin and bob dylan, to jon stewart. chris and steven's impact on the community goes beyond the bright marquee lights. their big-time gigs funded extensive service to our community, from free films for kids to educational programs and i go invite economic boons for the surrounding downtown neighborhoods in both poughkeepsie and kingston. although their retirement won't come till the end of the year as they prepare, i wish them a restful and happy retirement, spend with the satisfaction of knowing they are responsible for an inspiring, inspiring an estimated 2.5 million audience members through the over 2,500 artists and performance they brought to the stage in the hudson valley. thank you. mr. speaker, i rise today to honor world war ii veteran, dennis degrote jr., who recently passed in his hometown of new york. only weeks after the entire community came together to celebrate his 100th birthday and only hours after finally being penned with a purple heart that had been missing and replaced from years ago. dennis' life o

i don't know how that is working because jon stewart and myself we don't communicate we myself have created some days in june, and july to meet. and we're going to be meeting more regularly and trying to implement and start that up, you know, to get everybody on the right track. but you got if you are a person from the outside of plaza east you come into to plaza east to do services have to um, be respectful to the community and the people in the community. and if you come into that community um, putting pennies in the community, and we still can't do anything because we only have a um, limit limiting i mean limiting an amount of the money to do anything with. 57th avenue. >> i do hypothetically in what way are we resolving that issue a small amount of the money for the tenant appreciation funds we're hoping to do with the rfp will be discussed in the previous meeting and again for that council, i need to make sure i'm staying in alignment what, what i'll allowed to say the purchases these dollars be in direct response to the meeting we've had in communities and in direct response to the ne

jon stewart has the best analogy around this.te factory in hershey pennsylvania and suddenly you are saying oh, wow, what happened? did something happen around that area? no, the thing came from the chocolate factory just like covid came from a wuhan institute that studies coronavirus. yet, fauci still insists it came from the bet market. overall you hair that harrison butker talking about some women may want to go lead successful careers in the world. others may opt to be excited about marriage and bringing children into the world maybe they ultimately want to do that more. there is nothing wrong with that message. it's true. my wife works. yet she probably tell her what makes her most excited is raising our children here in new jersey, guys. >> carley: when it comes to president biden's speech, clearly it's a commencement speech, also a campaign speech, given the election season that we're in. and in this particular address, it's clear that he was trying to gain back black voters who may not support him through fear-mongering a

we like to be overweight fixed income because we think it plays out in a better range of jon stewartdecent beat. yet, despite high rates and elevated inflation, or we could see softening of inflation and softening of the economy. that would more likely get the fed to more foaggressively. we don't really see fed eases until later on this year. >> mimi, there are a lot of themes and crosscurrents in the market right now. i wonder what your word of the day is right now. >> we picked inflation because we have a lot of data this week. that is the forefront driver for policy in our country. we started to see some of the easing of policy in europe. i think we will see more of that before the u.s. eases. i don't think we will see it without seeing further improvements on the inflation side. >> you mentioned the idea you are tilted more toward fixed income as a way to play this environment in the macro perspective. can you take us through the strategy? are you buying longer-data government bonds? what is the yield? what is the strategy? >> we own a diversified set of bonds. we are heavily inv

. >> stephen: jon stewart is back over on mondays, right?tarted the show with forever, so this is the first time that i got to work with -- he's the best. >> stephen: sad that save any money and he had to go back to work. just terrible. >> we are just so lucky that here in this country it's nearly impossible to retire. we get the benefit from that. >> stephen: there's a lot happening in the news right now. there should be an election going on, this should be a make news because you got the trump trial, you got the middle east, you've got the presidential campaign such as it is, you've got the worm in the brain. >> that was a big story. >> stephen: what do you guys talk about, were you looking forward to talking document >> the stormy trial has been incredible. i feel like we are in this moment in time when the news has just sort of given up. the fact that they continue to call her stormy daniels, her porn name and not stefan clifford, if tom hanks went on trial and they said okay, now taking the stand is forre forrest gump. it's weird, right

but i picture you just kind of hanging out with jon stewart. >> stephen: that's all we do. n the next rally. >> stephen: exactly right. exactly right. i have to ask you about "oppenheimer." it's a fantastic performance. [applause] two quick questions. i understand that before you did "oppenheimer," you and your wife agreed that you wouldn't act for a while. so what gives? why did you do "oppenheimer?" >> matt: we had a very specific arrangement, which was, like most actors, people keep an eye on someone like chris nolan and i had a feeling he might have a movie coming up and he's really mercurial. no idea if there is a part in it for me, but i just left that one door open. i said "but if chris nolan were to call me." >> stephen: darling, nothing is more important to me than the time we spent together. >> matt: our marriage... [laughter] is the second most important thing. no, that's not true. no, but to be fair, she is a massive fan of his movies too. she was like "no, if he calls, then you can do that." then he did, which was great. >> stephen: wow. maybe that is a way to t

the oppression of conservative voices is jon stewart mills. the irony for jon stuart mills is too rich to comment on. in many ways people like professor george associate minority on their campuses now. he represents the old orthodoxy. and now we have the new orthodoxy. >> senate liberal marketplace of ideas. if. >> all right. well, patrick, thank you for that. i think you've convinced many of us that things could be better in liberal societies, but i want you the take comfort in one thing. the naval academy is not a modern university. we -- or west point, for that matter, or the air force academy or st. john's. we encourage debate, and we, because of that, invite you back anytime you want to come and speak again. thank you. next week, all right. [applause] so i'm sure you're hungry. all midshipmen here are welcome to eat upstairs, and we will start again at:45 with

the oppression of conservative voices is jon stewart mills. the irony for jon stuart mills is too rich to comment on. in many ways people like professor george associate minority on their campuses now. he represents the old orthodoxy. and now we have the new orthodoxy. >> senate liberal marketplace of ideas. if. >> all right. well, patrick, thank you for that. i think you've convinced many of us that things could be better in liberal societies, but i want you the take comfort in one thing. the naval academy is not a modern university. we -- or west point, for that matter, or the air force academy or st. john's. we encourage debate, and we, because of that, invite you back anytime you want to come and speak again. thank you. next week, all right. [applause] so i'm sure you're hungry. all midshipmen here are welcome to eat upstairs, and we will start again at:45 with

any time we are doing a foulback, we will lengs he has been immortalized by the great jon stewart.ays he hosts the weekend. welcome to both of you. this is a trial fall back. what's on your fallback list? >> um, well, it is several things. one, the most serious, is the lack of any audio-visual coverage of this trial. of course in a general way, the fact this entertainment figure donald trump became president and now being tried for his crimes, deserves some epic poetic justice way to be having audio-visual coverage live. but moreover, new york state is one of the very, very, very few states in the united states that don't allow any television coverage of trials. most days, trials are on tv. so, it makes no sense in general. what we and that is new york and louisiana are the only states that absolutely ban it. i don't know anything else about which that could be said. that new york and louisiana, x, y, or z. this issue seems like the ultimately transparency that would serve the public good. since covid the last four years, the supreme court of course has done their oral arguments li

any time we are doing a fallback we will mention he has been immortalized by jon stewart return for campaignppet. he host requests the weekend. what is so your fall back list? >> three things as i was asked to do. one of them the most serious of my three is the lack of any audio visual coverage of this trial. i mean, of course in a kind of general way. the fact that this entertainment figure, donald trump, who became president and now tried for his crimes as president, deserves in some epic poet justice way to be audio visual coverage live in the courtroom. but more over, new york state is one of the very, very, very, few states in the united states that don't allow basically any television coverage of trials. most states trials are on tv. so, it makes no sense in general what we and that is motorcycle and louisiana are the only states that absolutely ban it. i don't know anything else about which that can be said. new york and louisiana. x, y or z. that seems like a mistake. this trial is where transparency would be a good thing, would serve the public good, right? i mean, since the age of

course, anytime we are doing a fallback, we will mention he has been immortalized by the great jon stewarto has returned for coverage. he also will host the weekend. kurt, this is a trial fallback. what is in your fallback list? >> well, it is a similar thing. one is that -- may be among the most serious of my thing is the lack of any audiovisual coverage of this trial. of course, in a kind of general way, the fact this entertainment figure, president donald trump, who became president now being tried for his crimes as president deserves in some epic, poetic justice way to have audiovisual coverage in the courtroom, but moreover, new york state is one of the very very few states that do not allow basically any television coverage of trials. most trials are on tv. it makes sense in general. what we and new york and louisiana are dealing with -- i do not know anything else about which that can be said, that new york and louisiana, x, y, or z. that seems to be a mistake. this issue, this trial, seems like the ultimate case of where transparency would be important and would serve the public go

tweet with a video of the famous comedian jon stewart talking about the difficultieser own experience of islamophobia. and you think about watching that news not deliver on the verge of tears and crucially there is a double standard here. if you look at how many white male mps will level the ship have been treated, it's very different. look at neil coin, somebody who had racially abused a journalist. he had a complaint of sexual harassment held against him. the parliamentary procedure had not even concluded and he was given the wet back what was someone like diana is left waiting for over a year. i think that's the biggest concern amongst people, that we seem to be having this double standard. so, yes, ithink fashion is definitely a play and leadership are going to look for people that align with their values and that perhaps are going to so this is about integrity, but i think when you get a clear double standard in the way to splinter procedures are being carried out, i don't think that's right was up and crucially the fight against anti—semitism in the fight agains

i thought jon stewart pointed out when he pointed out virology lab in wuhan. >> brian: to the horrorsteve cocoa bare. >> carley: the texas department of public safety, they have arrested two teenagers for causing a high speed pursuit while smuggling three illegal immigrants into the country. one of whom is wanted for murder in the u.s. virgin islands. this while routine smuggling across the southern border continues on a daily basis. the "new york times" finding over 24,000 migrant children were released to sponsors who were not related to them. "new york times" reporter hannah dealer posting on x, quote: more children are crossing the border on their own than ever before and thousands are ending up doing dangerous, illegal jobs. that is a story to follow. now for an indiana primary round up. former president trump winning the state's republican primary mike braun two term representative victoria spartz won the primary to defend her seat. this comes just months after she decided to run for re-election. prince harry will not be his father king charles during a visit to the u.k. the du

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i didn't retweet it, ijust liked it, and there is little agree a sketch by jon stewart that has probablyt be surprised, but, you know, iam in a state of shock, honestly. like i say, i have let my baby at home, like, crying. ijust don't understand how they can do this on the basis of this one thing. and i literally was having coffee yesterday with the rabbi. you will have thought _ yesterday with the rabbi. you will have thought this _ yesterday with the rabbi. you will have thought this yourself, - yesterday with the rabbi. you will. have thought this yourself, because youridea have thought this yourself, because your idea logically much closer to jeremy corbyn than keir starmer, jeremy corbyn than keir starmer, jeremy corbyn than keir starmer, jeremy corbyn is obviously no longer in labour, is labour still the party for you? in labour, is labour still the party for ou? ., ~ in labour, is labour still the party for ou? ., ,, ., for you? that, i think the labour pa , for you? that, i think the labour party. because _ for you? that, i think the labour party, because we _ for you? that, i t

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jon stewart recently surprised them on the way to school. >> we picked up -- we got in a truck that wasn'tuldn't it be fun if you picked me up and the kids don't know who i am. exactly what happened. afterwards we went home. putting jane to bed. jane said, i feel so bad i didn't know who dad's friend was. she told us she thought he was bruce springsteen. [ laughter ] i think he would have been flattered. it could have been worse. >> robin: could have been. >> lara: we were looking at the research. this is your 22nd season? >> you have research? >> lara: we sure do. >> you're really stepping it up. is it my 22nd year? >> lara: guilmero has been with you every step of the way. >> i couldn't do this without him. i learned this morning guilermo did not want to come to new york and was talking about faking a positive covid result. [ laughter ] >> lara: i don't think you're joking. >> robin: how is that magic between you two? >> it's just one of those things, guilmero is a security guard at our show, for real, working in the parking lot. our announcer is like, you got to meet this guy guilmero.

jon lapook has been investigating for nearly two years. >> reporter: after stewart health health cared bankruptcy earlier today, maura healey insisted eight hospitals one by the company in the state will remain open. >> reporter: patients should keep your appointments, continue to seek care when you need it at these facilities. >> reporter: despite those assurances, the early morning filing listing debts of at least $550 million left frontline workers like audra sprague reeling. how does this leave you feeling? >> angry. this one company is going to come in and just destroy it and walk away? and probably have no repercussions for it. >> reporter: beginning in 2010, wrapping up with eight states from private equity investors. in recent years the company has struggled, shuddering hospitals and leaving an extensive trail of unpaid bills that led to shortages of life-saving medical supplies. last year at the steward hospital in boston, a 39-year-old woman died after giving birth to her daughter. weeks before, a device that potentially might've saved her life was repossessed by a bender st

jon. [applause] if i could have join us here to the front mr. rick buyer leader mcconnell leader mcconnell, leader jeffries, senator collins and market represent as malloy, custer, and stewartfor the photo? yes. maybe on stage so we can get everybody. [background noises] [applause] [applause] [inaudible] [background noises] ladies and gentlemen mr. bernie bluestein veteran 603 camouflage. [applause] [applause] [background noises] [background noises] [background noises] [background noises] >> is all of you know i am not a speaker. i came over not to make a speech but personally thank a few people who deserve my highest regards and thanks. one goes to rick byers rick started this whole thing. if it was not for rick i would not be up here along with my comrades here. he took the initiative when information was released from the government. and immediately decided to notarize a little bit and let the world know we did exist. that was quite an undertaking. he did quite a successful job. it took a lot of hard work with a lot of hard-working people. canvassing congress and getting the proper vote and getting the president to sign it. i would also like to personally thank gary for