this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jon: welcome to "the daily show!" how are you? my name is jon stewart. thank you! [cheers and applause] we've got a great show tonight. i am very excited. as you can see, i am fully healed. you see, this is what caused all the commotion. they glued it back together. where is it? they glued it back together. that's all. that's it. that is what nearly brought an old man down. a tiny puncture wound that all the blood in my body went "let's go!" we got a hell of a show tonight. sociologist and author matthew desmond is going to be joining -- [cheers and applause] they love him. fresh off his upset win for best supporting actor. and the crowd goes wild. but first, if i could just pick up something from the last time that i was out here. i had made a bit of a critique of elon musk and the doge program. let me reset the scene. i am not allowed to have big boy mugs anymore. there was an actual meeting of the safety department of paramount and viacom that was like,