john: jon stuart and the wisconsin badgers as your picks. thank you. great to see you. the break, "beees! beees!" and obama. ♪ john: over the white house easter egg roll was just going swimmingly, and then something happened that force everyone into plan b. or should we say, plan bees? that is the president of the united states responding with laughter as a swarm of killer bees attacks a bunch of kids. thanks, obama. it is [office phone chatter] [frogs croaking] you know what, let me call you back. what are you doing?! [scream] [frogs croaking] [yelling and screaming] it's back! xfinity watchathon week. the biggest week in television history. it's your all-access binge-watching pass to tv's hottest shows, free with xfinity on demand. xfinity watchathon week. now through april 12th. perfect for people who really love tv. pimm: hello, i am pimm fox, and this is what i am taking stock of today. a shallow path for interest rate increases. those of the words today from the federal reserve president. janet yellen says rates will remain low. indiana has a perception problem. t

stuart: jon stuart is supposed to have a hand in picking his successor. >> maybe he did. uy is young. stuart: who said no white guys? >> everybody. there are a million pieces. they are trying to decide. stuart: they are looking for a new host from the daily show. one of the ground rules is he cannot be a white guy. >> any little blog and you will find that if. stuart: jobs to workers have felt. >> right. i guess that that was a bad thing. i guess that this is all we can do. i do not have faith in him. i will not watch shows. stuart: to reduce to a handful of jokes that did not land is not a true work flexion of my character nor my evolution as a comedian. >> i agree with that. you cannot say that this is this guy based on the street. stuart: we will be watching. i have to come see you do standup comedy. spring break. tens of thousands of college kids drinking. partying. letting loose. i will ask dr. keith ablow. is that such a bad thing. you'd never know what will happen when you put this guy in front of a camera. >> and lot of speed. about to hit those walls. now if i cou

i have classes with battle animations, a silly john stuart -- jon stewart. i don't know what it is. digitizing is changing their brains. you have to be visual. >> i can't let that slide. i show no visuals. not even overheads. i don't even have 19th-century. they get up in :00 in the morning and come here about the civil war. >> they think you are funny. [laughter] it doesn't work for everyone. [laughter] [inaudible] >> i teach it in the midst university of mississippi. i've never had a civil war class not filled to capacity. they are very much involved. very much aware that it is not just the civil war, it is reconstruction that is responsible for the society in which they live. my first semester was this idea that i would go in and do a week on how the coming of the war then i would do most of the class on the war, and reconstruction at the end. one comment i got was more reconstruction. the war is important. lee is important. it is the reconstruction era which is most responsible for the world in which they live in. >> over the last four years i've hold my undergraduates -- polled

the newly named host of the daily show has a bumpy landing into his new job replacing john stuart -- jon stewart. first, our top stories. first to the developing story out of kenya. the death toll in the attack on a university is at at least 15 with 65 hurt. mast gunmen stormed the school in the town of garissa near the border of somalia. al-shabaab, the group linked to al qaeda has claimed the attack and is holding a group of christian hostages inside a dormitory. reports say 550 people are unaccounted for on the campus that holds about 800 students. other reports say one person was arrested as he tried to slip through the security cordons and flee. here's duncan with the latest from nairobi. duncan: the latest on official death toll is 14, that is coming from reuters, quoting a policeman who says he has counted 14 bodies, including several police officers. we had been unable to corroborate that with the powers that be in nairobi. we've tried the interior ministry and several spokespeople. get enough of them at the moment. only has had so far today is a press statement saying there was

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jon stewart is more universal of the pope is very funny. who do you have in this matchup between tina and john? >> to me, john stuarthe advantage as he is retired. tina fey she has taken a clear step backward. she has been on camera at a little bit less recently. she is gone back to being a writer in a lot of ways. his big challenge was letterman. i like stewart in this matchup and i think he will win as a sendoff gift. john stuart and the wisconsin badgers as your picks. thank you. great to see you. john: over the white house easter egg roll was just going swimmingly, and then something happened that force everyone into plan b. or plan bees. that is the president of the united states responding with laughter as a swarm of killer bees attacks a bunch of kids. thanks, obama. goodbye. pimm: hello, i am pimm fox and this is what i am taking stock of today. a shallow path for interest rate increases. those of the words today from the federal reserve president. janet yellen says rates will remain low. indiana has a perception problem. they are not changed -- they have hurt the city's image. >> it will take years of rebou

stuart: my goodness! she's eating a burrito. how about "the daily show" criticizing her, hers jon stewart. >> the most troubling trend is when then't see why this is creating a twitter explosion, ordinary people stuff, opening doors and changing gravel buckets. stuart: a state farm traveling commercial. what's your comment on that brent? >> well, you know there's going to be some interesting trends ahead. look what "saturday night live" did. they did a pretty good parody against her, too. it's not going to be smooth sailing completely. and social media is something the hillary machine cannot control. social media is going to have a field day. stuart: how about the media's reaction to senator marco rubio who announced yesterday. what have we got so far? >> extraordinary. the conclusion is he's too young and inexperienced from the same press that had no problem with barack obama. stuart: so it's just starting. >> just beginning. stuart: you really called this right. you did. >> it's just begun. stuart: okay brent bozell thanks for appearing with us. we want you on for a long time to come. this is going to be a long campaign. >>> t

stuart: all right everyone. more varney after this. ♪ >> i'm not going to watch it it's going to be anti-religion, all the foundations that america great. i don't need jonme how bad we suck. they will all the young people are influenced by this crap because they're told day one in kindergarten our country sucks even though we're living in the best country in the world. stuart: that's the passion that we expect from charles payne, good stuff. i've got to update a news item. two arrested for a plot in new york city. and iran news conference in the next hour. more than 70 dead in a terror attack on christians in kenya. keep is right here everyone for the latest on all that's going on. remember, we are live tomorrow. we've got a full show for you and you can bet we've got a lot to talk about. time is up for me deirdre, over to you. deirdre: as referenced there's a news conference from iran. it seems there's been an agreement on nuclear power, we'll take you there as soon as it starts. stuart a just talked about it, two women with ties to the terror group isis have been arrested and allegedly planning to detonate a bomb in new york city. and second black box