we love those guys. >> well, jonah, jonah -- i love jonah, man.whoa. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jonah: whoa, whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: hey, wait a sec. jonah hill, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] what's going down? >> jonah: thank you. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. oh my god. this is unbelievable to have both of you guys on the show together. this is fun. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming back. thank you for coming back to the show. yeah. it's great to see you, jonah. >> jonah: how's it going? >> jimmy: i'm having a great time. this is -- just a bonus. >> i'm just this guy's bodyguard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, you guys -- we were just talking about what it's like to work with you on "the sitter." >> jonah: it was great for him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for answering. thank you for answering that for him. >> jonah: why do you ask questions like this? >> jimmy: i don't know. because, i didn't know you were going to answer for him. >> jonah: it's like you've never met me before, james. >> jimmy: i really -- it's almost like

please welcome jonah hill! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: good to see you, pal. >> how's it going? >> jay: you look like my accountant. how are you? >> yeah. i am your accountant. >> jay: i was going to say -- >> yeah. >> jay: how are you doing? everything good? >> everything's great. this has been the most surreal, insane, amazing week or two ofmy life. you know, obviously, all of these nominations -- >> jay: yeah. >> -- and i moved into a new house that i've been building for two years. >> jay: you moved out of your parents' house? >> i moved out of my parents' house. [ cheers ] yeah. >> jay: well, have you moved out yet? >> so, i got that going for me. >> jay: you're actually out of your parents' house? >> i live in a house that i own now. >> jay: wow. >> it's really great. yeah, i don't live with my parents anymore. so -- [ light laughter ] >> the amazing thing is though, he didn't used to live there, but for some reason i get morgan freeman's mail now. [ light laughter ] i don't know why. >> jay: why? >>

jonahiends-- and i say that not really being able to see who's watching-- friend, it's that time of year again. holiday magic. the twinning of lights, the nothing of eggs and, of course, anger and bitter disappointment. >> rhode island governor lincoln chafee coming under fire after refusing to call the tree in the rhode island statehouse a christmas tree. >> jon: he insists people call it the devil's pine! (laughter) satan's spruce! a tree bortion. (laughter) it's fox's war on christmas! it's back, baby. and this year's designated krooj, rhode island governor and part time steve doocy impersonator... (laughter). lincoln chafee. a couple of weeks ago chafee had the audacity to invite americans to a "tree lighting." or, judging by the reaction, a jesus tipping. >> it's a christmas tree. keep christ in christmas. >> for folks who are watching right now and thinking that's cray shirks i should call the governor. we've got his phone number. >> it has lights and ornaments and a decoration on top

jonah hill. jonah hill tonight. great job he does in this picture. [ cheers and applause ] and the newest member of the los angeles clippers, four-time nba all-star chris paul is here. chris paul is here. [ cheers and applause ] look at him setting up this alley-oop. take a look. take a look. >> inbound pass stolen by billups. >> look out! >> here come the clippers. there goes griffin. slam dunk! >> they get it to paul and it's just easy pickins from there on. the most dynamic duo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: clippers look good. all right. also tonight, our week of christmas songs continues with a special performance from il volo. [ cheers and applause ] il volo. and join us tomorrow. father christmas himself, terry bradshaw will be here. all right. you know, i love christmas, especially all the great christmas movies and the specials that come on this time of year. there are also some really horrible christmas movies and tv shows. some so bad, you probably have never even seen them until now. until now, because

jonah >> jon: that's our show.e it is, your moment of zen. >> the scottsdale, arizona, gun club were offering to take a picture with santa and, of course, your favorite high-powered weapon. >> in addition to the picture,

jonah >> jon: that's our show.e it is, your moment of zen. >> the scottsdale, arizona, gun club were offering to take a picture with santa and, of course, your favorite high-powered weapon. >> in addition to the picture, they also let you fire you captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org airport (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: welcome to the report, thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. boy, folks, thank you so much. i've got to tell you, i absolutely needed that, ladies and gentlemen, because i'm exhausted. i am going to need a little help to get through tonight's show. got here, you know it was a little five hour energy do it for me. although you know what, i only need this for a half an hour. so-- there you are. whooo! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: whooo

jonah >> jon: that's our show.e it is, your moment of zen. >> the scottsdale, arizona, gun club were offering to take a picture with santa and, of course, your favorite high-powered weapon. >> in addition to the picture, they also let you fire captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to "the report," everybody! good to have you with us. thank you so much. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. nation, last night i told you about donald trump's plan to host a republican debate. he's absolutely the perfect person to do it. you don't have to take my word for it. ask drum. >> this is a news max debate. news max is a powerful organization, good organization, and they asked me to do it. i said i would do it. the candidates have come up to trump tower. i've gotten to know them. everyone wants my endorseme

jonah, what do you make of the news?i think the news is generally, it's not terrible news but it's not good news either. i think this is basically as good as it gets for as far as the eye can see. it gives the obama administration the ability to say hey it's not getting worse which i don't think is that great politically and keep up with this kennard they stopped the next great depression. won't see reagan era expleive growth that got reagan to landslide victory. >> there was good news. consumer confidence suspect. it's at the highest sips it was since april. what do you make of that kirsten? >> i think that there has been a lot of good news, retail sales rupp. the last unemployment numbers were good and i agree with jonah i think most people look for and it don't see it going gang busters, steady improvement but not really turning around completely. in this kind of economic crisis that's not that surprising. the question is whether or not the obama administration can convince people look, just don't change teams right n

. >> jon: please welcome back to the show jonah hill.eers and applause) (cheers and applause) you... >> no you. >.>> jon: first of all, let me say this. >> yes. >> jon: i don't know where on line you order handsome pills. >> yes. (laughs). >> jon: you've been taking handsome pills. look, you... hanging out with brad pitt, does it get on you? (laughter) is that what happens? you get... >> it got all over my face. (laughs). >> jon: that's what i'm saying. you get brad pitt all over you... >> no, no. thank you. (laughter) you get them at whole foods. yeah. >> jon: so they're organ snick. >> yes, yes. >> jon: that's very nice. >> they don't work as well as the ones at rite aid. >> jon: those a r the one they make with the plastic coating. >> exactly. >> jon: by the way, last time you were here i ended up getting a note from your that your grandmother wanted to talk to me. or you wanted me to talk to her? and i... i didn't get back to her. >> yeah. >> jon: or did i... >> oh, yes, yeah. and also i wanted you to call my grandma. >> jon: you wan

we are so lucky to have, you know, he's like you're a big gun, jonah. you totally totally realize at that point. now he's kind of realizing. i can't imagine him getting too heavy about anything really. from our perspective, you were so right to do something. brad i think sometimes you take from comedy like jerry lewis in the king of comedies one of the great stunning like out of no where performances. and i can imagine doing all sorts of stuff,ll sorts of stuff. >> hopefully you get those chances. >> crlie: there's a thing here that i find something which you said those are the kind of meefdzimovies i like to watch. is there a place for the kindof challenge that billy bean felt like he could change baseball. are the films what might change. >> i certainly want to contribute. this is on my mind. i feel a ticking clock. i feel very fortunate to in the game. while i'm here that iant to contribute something to it. and whatever he says, whatever shape it takes, i want to help, i want to shave a corner of it or shape it in some way. i want to contribute. othe

i didn't know what was going to happen. >> by the time jonah and paul get into the water, the victims nowhere to be found. both trained lifeguards, jonah and paul frantically searched the murky water, knowing they did have much time. >> we both had our heads above water and looking around and we couldn't see him. we knew he was under. we looked at each other and just went under and we both swam straight down to see if we could run into something. >> but the man is nowhere in sight. they dive down again, and this time paul doesn't come up alone. jonah rushes to help. >> when we got to the surface, paul had his arm around james and was holding his head above the water. james was completely limp, ashen gray. i didn't know if he was a corpse, really, at that point. >> james isn't breathing, and joe nay knows he needs to get him out of water fast fast, but hoisting him to solid ground becomes an impossible task. >> it was a fool's errand. he was too heavy and the rope was too thin. and regardless of the strength of the guys up on shore, it wasn't working. >> just then, jonah realizes that

pop star lady gaga tweeted, thank you, jonah, for being brave enough to share your story.day, lady gaga took that message to the white house, meeting with top staff to the president to press the importance of this crisis and seek help for the nation's kids. gaga began her fight after 14-year-old jamey rodemeyer gave up his. >> lady gaga. >> reporter: one of his last messages offered thanks to lady gaga. >> she lets me know that i was born this way. >> reporter: when he later took his life, after being bullied for being gay, lady gaga tweeted, the past days i've spent reflecting, crying and yelling. now, she's giving voice to bullied children through her charity. >> it's an organization centered around anti-bullying. my mom and i are really passionate about that. this is our passion project. >> reporter: but beyond adults' efforts, bullied teens are now supporting one another online. why so many kids are really using the internet as their personal diary? >> you know, to pour your heart out on the internet is a way to sometimes ask for the support that you need, and as jonah

jonah mowry.e guys in your life. stay with us, everyone, on "good morning america." >>> good morning the number of lucky supermarket customers scammed in the bay area has reached 500. the chain says bank and credit card accounts were breached by thieves using data skimming devices inserted into card swipe months at the self-checkout stands. officials discovered a store in san leandro where card readers were also tampered with. that makes 24 lucky stores in the bay area where thieves stole customer information. let's get an update of your morning commute. >>> slow spot in san francisco, northbound 101 heavy from 280 out to the lower deck of the bay bridge accident blocking a lane near 4th street. elsewhere starting to see improvement, quite a bit, bay bridge toll barely a delay. northbound good in san jose, connection ramp to northbound 880 slow, better now in walnut creek. >> mike nicco has the forecast [ male announcer ] dandruff, meet micro-beads. any last wishes? new selsun blue deep cleansing

pop star lady gaga tweeted, "thank you, jonah, for being brave enough to share your story."dy gaga took that message to the white house, meeting with top staff to the president to the press the importance of this crisis and seek help for the nation's kid. gaga began her fight after 14-year-old jamey rodemeyer gave up his. >> reporter: one of his last messages offered thanks to lady gaga. >> she makes me so happy. she lets me know that i was born this way. >> reporter: when he later took his life, after being bullied for being gay, lady gaga tweeted, "the past days i've spent reflecting, crying and yelling." now, she's giving voice to bullied children through her charity. >> it's an organization centered around anti-bullies. my mom and i are very passionate about that. >> reporter: bullied teens are supporting one another online. why so many kids are really using the internet as their personal diary? >> to pour your heart out on the internet is a way to sometimes ask for the support that you need and as jonah found, to get the support they need. >> reporter: and now these chi

jonah mowry.ys in your life. stay with us, everyone, on "good morning america." >> live and in hd, this is an abc 7 news update. good morning at 8:27. >>> virginia tech is dealing with its second deadly shooting years. than five say gunmen shot and killed virginia tech police during a traffic stop yester day. the campus was locked down while gunmensearched for the who ultimately killed himself. beslie johnson will today on corruption in prince george's county. to 18 months in prison and her husband jack was sentenced to more than seven years in prison on corruption charges. newschannel 8 will have an in- in just a few minutes. here is lisa baden with traffic. >>> we have been talking about on 95 in virginia to theund on the ramp the outer loop near telegraph road. we have huge delays. you can get a glimpse of the traffic northbound boulevard allle to telegraph road. rte. 1 through fell bellcore is lot of the bail out traffic and through franconia. the next picture will show us maryland traffic. cr

jonah mowry.the guys in your life. stay with us, everyone, on "good morning america." . >>> 8:27, good morning. we've got 30 degrees in baltimore. we bounce off the bottom, we've got sun mixed in with some beautiful high clouds out there, even some contrails. you'll see those streamers across the sky as we're sandwiched between two systems adding just a little bit of a high level moisture. freezing right now in easton and down towards the river. a hint of cloud cover right there it may briefly dim out the sun and we may mix in more clouds. we're sandwiched in between a system to the carolinas and western pennsylvania and to the great lakes where there's some snow cover and snow falling. we're in between. we don't expect anything other than a few additional clouds today. our guaranteed high back up to 49. a look at the traffic once again. here's angela. reporter: justin, as we look at the roadways, another serious incident happening in bel aire right now. we're getting reports that emmerton road is

>> jonah's dispute with the ez- pass poll system was lengthy and expensive. he's being held responsible for thousands of dollars of unpaid tolls and fees he did not know about. >> they said if you pay within 30 days, we will waive all but 900-some dollars, which i was still flabbergasted. >> if only, he thought, he could take his case to court. it is an option available when a traffic ticket for parking ticket. he wrote a letter to the agency that handles the system. >> said i really don't want to have to get a lawyer for this, and is there any other method? >> what he did not know, state law appears to be on his side. the article that governs poll violation says a person receiving a citation for the violation may pay the toll and party directly to the maryland transportation authority or elect to stand trial. the problem, the violation notices they use makes no mention at all of the option to go to court. why did the authority not follow this statute? >> week implemented a process of notice and told do that without was more user-friendly. >> the acting secre

our correspondent, jonah fisher, reports. >> this person says being gay is like living without oxygen, as he discovered when out walking with a friend. it can be dangerous, too. >> we were attacked by a group of guys we didn't know. and all we seen is that we're homosexuals, >> the two men were badly beaten and rashidi left with a broken collarbone. homosexuality is illegal in nigeria, and simply saying you're gay takes a lot of courage. >> people who have this orientation, really make people go underground, under the closet. even if they wish to come out, they can't. >> the gay community here in nigeria say their priority is winning tolerance and acceptance, not the right to get married. but that hasn't stopped the politicians here at the national assembly with a bill making progress that could see same-sex couples who live together sentenced to 14 years in prison. invited to give their views at a public hearing, which was the reception that awaited the gay activists. armed security was on hand to protect them, but not to stop the insults. >> they say you are evil, you are a devil, a

jonah is one of the people that lived there. you're now out of your apartment this morning. jonah, if you can come over here and tell me what happened. you're sleeping? >> i was sleeping. it was about 4:30 in the morning and the next thing you know, my apartment bush my roommate is knocking on the door and, you know, what's up? and then hallway is filled with smoke. it's bright red, kind of thing you only thing happens in a movie but get out as soon as you can and showering glass off the front of the building. run out, grab whatever you can and try and stay safe. >> reporter: did you see smoke and flames? >> yeah. the entire top floor of the apartment was engulfed in flames like bright red, vivid really. it was pretty scary. >> reporter: and you saw several people being taken away on stretchers? not sure of their condition? >> hope for the best. >> reporter: any idea how many people lived in the building? >> it's about three stories and two flats on each side so got to be 30 people maybe is it. >> reporter: jonah's building is on 24th. and there also appears to be an address

pop star lady gaga tweeted thank you jonah for being brave enough to share your story.ident to express the importance for this crisis and seek help for the nation's kids. gaga began her fight after 14-year-old jamie gave up his. >> lady gaga. >> reporter: one of his last messages offered thanks to lady gaga. >> she lets me know that i was born this way. >> reporter: when he later took his life after being bullied for being gay, lady gaga tweeted, "the past days i have spent reflecting, crying, and yelling." now she is giving voice to bullied children through her charity. >> it is an organization centered around anti-bullying. my mom and i are really passionate about that. this is our passion project. >> reporter: beyond adults' efforts, bullied teens are also supporting one another online. >> why so many kids are using the internet as their personal diary? >> kids are using it to pour their heart out on the internet in a way to sometimes ask for the support you need and as jonah found to get the support that you need. >> reporter: now these children have a star on their

making the cut, lady gaga, mark zuckerberg, jonah hill, human rights activist ronan farrow and justin bieber. veronica, were there any big surprises in this list? any emissions? >> the olson twins are still rocking it, robert they? >> i think they are -- rocking it, aren't they? >> they are in their 50s. and they are not doing well. >> lady gaga, i just hate her. i have nothing funny to even say. i just hate her. >> that's funny in its own way. tucker, here is the thing that bugs me, this young achiever stuff sucks. thisy pick people whose careers they are supposed to achieve when they are young. pop stars are supposed to be 25. show me a 50-year-old who kandahar -- a 15-year-old who can perform open heart surgery. >> or a 25-year-old can a human rights activist. >> and you are mia farrow and woody allen's kid. >> when i think about it, that's a bigger achievement is being able to survive woody allen and mia farrow. that's an achiever. much bigger. >> this is the year of the protestor. i don't know if you have heard. >> was there anybody you would nominate? >> well, i would scratch fr

celeb blogger, perez hilton says, the main in jonah's eyes is real. i believe him.spoken to him. he's a very brave and special kid. his video has moved me to my core and touched people all over the world. those questioning his motives or insincerity should focus their energy on something more positive, like being a voice against bullying. he also made a second video. >> to the people who think that nobody likes me, almost my entire school loves me. i don't want to sound like stupid or conceded or anything. >> uh-huh. >> pss. thank you, everyone, who's being nice. i don't know why i said p.s.s. just never mind. thank you everyone who is being nice and to the people who are being mean and calling me gay, thank you for stating the obvious. you could really be the next einstein. >> jonah, by the way, explained to reporters, the portion of video which she showed you, he had not at the time come out to his family yet. >>> still ahead here, we are less than a month from the iowa caucus and newt gingrich is climbing up the state's polls. so mitt romney looking to take the h

"the sitter" starring jonah hill the $10 million, with "breaking dawn" >> they have been entertainingiences for decades, and this year the symphony has 40 years old. bob ryan was on hand to host the annual holiday concert. this is an all-volunteer orchestra. they have performed traditional from around the world. day,eat music and a nice and ice forecast on the way. we will have a few clouds added forecast tomorrow afternoon. look at thursday and friday, the mid 50's. >> thank you for joining us. the mi[ female announcer ] at verizonfios.com, you can choose your channel package. ♪ you can choose your own internet speeds. ♪ you can even choose to chat with a live person. ♪ now youan choose to save $35 a month foosfios tv, internet erand phe for just $79.99 a month, us get a $300 vizon visa prprepaid card with a 2 year agreement. but hurry, offer ends soonn only at verizonfios.com. contact the verizon center for customers wiis disabities at 800-974-6006 tty/v. my high school science teacher made me what i am today. our science teacher helped us build it. ♪ now i'm a geologist at chevron,