i think he was a jonas brother. >> what are the odds, right? irst you think, joe jonas is doing something really sweet, giving this girl $400. but then you realize the girl is going to be accused of taking the cash out of the register. >> you said joe jonas -- did not -- >> no one's going to believe me. i told him the jonas brothers -- >> he comes clean at the end. but, it's a pretty good show. >> that is a really good prank. i would be crying right now. if that was me -- i would be on the floor, crying. >>> a hand bag that costs more than many people make in one year. it's mary kate and ashley's latest fashion gamble. >> it's not a bird, it's not a plane and it's not superman, either. so what is it? it's an obsession. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >>> we'll tell you what's got this guy so heated up. >>> i got a story about cool and unusual punishment. fourth grader megan dunn says that she was forced to clean bathrooms, handles, floors, of the school bathroom, after getting detention. this all happened at the harmony science academyin houston. >> he's a

of the jonas brothers.out, dabbling in fashion and food. he'll share all of his passions here wednesday on "today." i used to listen to the jonas brothers with my daughter, leila. >>> coming up this half hour, today safety, the salad bar, restaurant or grilling burgers at home the way food is handles can make your family sick. ten tips to keep you and them safe. >>> most 9-year-olds are playing with barbie s but this 9-year-od swims with sharks. we'll get to meet her next. >>> and an authentic easy to make mexican meal to spice up your weeknight dinner. a special edition of "steals and deals" tomorrow, where we share exclusive deals of all kinds with our good pal joan martin. >> and a las vegas vacation package from the palms casino resort at 54% off. tune in tomorrow for that deal and there will be steals but first, al, how about a check of the weather? >> will there be any wheeling and dealing? >> there will be. there will be a screaming steal and deal. >> let's check your weather, what we're looking for

>> the jonas brothers. >> stephen: i see it. i completely see it. the name of the new album is-- where did you get that name? >> we took it from the randomness of the universe. (laughter) >> stephen: are you high? (laughter) >> i'm 17% high. >> stephen: wow, you've got good control. >> i do. >> stephen: are you guys going to do a song for us? you don't have to. you don't have to. >> okay, we will. >> stephen: i'm not going to twist your arm-- no, no, he blew it. (laughter) no, no, i'm not going to beg. ( laughter ) please do a song. (cheers and applause) chris martin, thank you so much. >> thank you, sir. may i ask what your grammy was for. >> stephen: my grammy? >> yes, sir. >> stephen: it was for best christmas album. >> oh. >> stephen: are you working on a christmas album? >> yes, but it won't be as good as yours. >> stephen: no? >> no, it will be much better. (applause) >> stephen: well, [bleep]. ( laughter ) chris martin. we'll be right back with a performance by coldplay. ♪ swing music plays ♪ ♪ swing music plays ♪ ♪ swing music plays ♪ ♪ swin

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. >> inside it says i heart jonas brothers. the mugging took place a couple years ago.t's take a look at the half time report card. we are going to a whole new system this week. on my tweets people asked for something easier to understand. now, the production team down here actually got the names wrong for tonight's show. instead of kevin williamson there was a dude named adam listed in here. we since replaced him with kevinw. i put an s next to kevin so we will be able to differentiate between them. >> that is smart, actually. >> thank you. i am doing what i can to help the viewers at home. greg, actually you showed very strong with a b. remi, however, pulled an a off this whole first half experience by virtue of her comment during the first qaddafi block. she said it is like what mike baker had said. there is really no way to disagree with remi on that point. so she gets an a. b pluses for both kevins. they have written books and i think that's impressive. bill oddly enough opted for a pass-fail grading system. and so he did pass. but just barely, and he will be requi

america runs on dunkin' coffee. >>> joe jonas is the middle child of the hit group, the jonas brothers -- with his first solo album coming out next week called "fast life" we want to welcome joe jonas. you're the music we want, because in just a few days from now, you're going to release your first solo album. what are your emotions? >> very excited. you know, i think having my brothers' support going into this project means everything to me. and the fans seem to like the new music. and i'm just ready four it to be out there. ready to show the world what i've been working on the past year. i'm looking forward to it. of. >> were you nervous asking your brothers about this? >> i think so. we were trying to figure out what to do for 2011, a year-and-a-half ago, sat down with them and said guys i would love to work on a project, not sure for myself or somebody else. and fell into it. started working with different producers and writers and here we are today. >> one of the songs, in fact, the one you're about to sing is called "just in love." and apparently the video that goes with this is

nobody is going to end up buying a toll brother house. >> brenda: jonas, your prediction. >> and stressleading cause of people not being at work. xanax, generic maker and-- >> i'm so stressed out. gary b, bull or bear. >> i'm not stressed out, but i am he' bearish on the stock. >> brenda: stephen, your prediction. >> costco, and get a gallon of milk less than three bucks. >> brenda: bull or bear. >> the new frickin' netflix, don't raise prices now. >> brenda: bull or bear. >> and i.t. in florida is big catalyst and. >> brenda: bull or bear. >> ten years ago i would have been a bear, the casino game on wall street is over. >> you're not-- >> telling you what, there is