and looking his first "red eye" appearance in eight years is jonathon honig. and bill schulz blessedly out of the country and filling in for him is an acclaimed star of stage and screen. catch him staring opposite jude law in an adeptation of "battleship." and sitting next to me is comedian and serial killer tom shalou. there is no pinch. thereth is weird. i was ready to throw to pinch, and i am glad i don't have to. it was a breakfast club with the dude from "scrubs." on thursday president obama held a special early morning get together at the beverly hills hotel with 25 young hollywood stars. it included zach brass, diana

anyway, coming up, jonathon honig on his latest book. first, what should tsa do to help its performance? wear cotton slacks. that's what i would say. you are watching fnc so stick around. blp >>> is he a hero for calling them zeros? it will long be known as the you are not special speech. the massachusetts english teacher got all keeping it real on the graduating seniors telling them awesomely and accurately that they are unexceptional. he is addressing the class of 2012. >> yes you have pampered and dodeed upon and helmeted and bubble wrapped and nudged and cajoled and weed delled and implored and fiddled and fawned over and called sweetie pie, but don't get the idea you are anything special because you are not. >> in case they couldn't figure out what he was talking about he hammered the point home. >> if you are one in a million on a planet of 6.8 billion that means there are nearly 7,000 people just like you. >> inspiring. you know who is special, alien puppy. >> maybe a little too special. tom, i can't decide if that was the greates

on the next "red eye" we have jonathon honig, ann coulter and tom shalou. and no bill schulz? what? back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> it is like a party tomorrow. >> it is. >> i like that. >> harris, what do you got? >> fox report on saturday night 4 p.m. eastern. o dark 30 west of there. >> a show devoted to foxes, all sorts of ks toes. >> it is always hot on "the fox report." bill did it. >> bernie, what do you have? >> i will be atyucko bucks. imus in the morning all over the country and david letterman next week. just kidding. >> really? too bad. that would have been fun. >> it would have been nice. sherrod what are you doing with your ventures? >> good morning america, july 9th, i premiere, third hour. get it right. >> don't move man. we hillary play it at 2:00 p.m. >> sherrod, don't be angry. >> i am joyous. good afternoon, america. >> is that what they call it? >> they paid me.