jong un. okay. kim jong un, he promised kim jong un tiffany's inheritance! [cheers and applause] time, guillermo. trump promised, let's see who he promised. he promised prince mohammed bin salman a, kim kardashian's phone number! [ applause ] you know it's going to be is not a positive , right? situation. on one hand, our president may have made a dangerous promise to a foreign leader. but on the other hand he never keeps his promises. this is one of those rare instances where we're lucky our president is a not-very-intelligent liar. we find out which will happen. either the courts will force the white house to share the whistle blower information or vladimir putin's intelligence service will track him down and serve him a bacon lettuce and plutonium sandwich. melania was there for the grand reopening of the washington monument. there she is with a bunch of kids. they counted down, and she tries her be best to cut that ribbon, but it doesn't go as she hoped, and a guy tries to give her a hand with that, but anyway, she's like, no. and she's smiling. watch her face here. let's look at that again.

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