, jordan's minister of planning and international cooperation. >> we in jordan, for example, very early on believed that we cannot afford to have a lost syrian generation. syrian boys and girls that don't go for schools for 5 6, 7, 10 years. they'll be left vulnerable to radicalization. >> reporter: jord has received $1.5 billion from the european union -- with another four billion in international aid pledged to help syrian refugees. minister fakhoury believes the eu is essentially paying jordan to keep refugees in jordan. >> the reality is we are at a saturation point. we are fatigued as a nation. you can count on a country like jordan to do this for five years, but this is the sixth year. there's no end in sight. it will take years before the refugees can go back safely. enough is enough. >> reporter: fakhoury believes more aid is needed to fulfill the idea that if the lives of syrian refugees improve in jordan, they'll be less likely to migrate to europe. >> we're very interested that the syrians remain close to their country, they they will have the chance one day to go back and bu

and i blame michael jordan, it is michael jordan's phenomenon.hey grew up with michael jordan as the greatest player ever and don't want to see anybody tread on his legacy. and the things he does, what he does more than michael jordan did on the basketball floor, you have to admit that. jordan make a better clutch player and better shooter, but how he carries his team and orchestrates every position is a phenomenal thing to watch. the guy can literally play all five positions on the floor if he wants. >>> the nba draft coming up thursday and the sixers with the top pick along with 24 and 26 in round one. how active do you expect the sixe sixers to be? >> it is a really good question. brian colangelo wants to be addreggressive but i think you should play it out with the kids and make your deal, maybe get a player or two players out of the draft and work it from there. and i hope doesn't try to make a crazy trade to bring in a veteran. i think they need to grow another year as a team and then bring in veterans. >> and lebron james knows the kid fro

>> jordan: ha ha.h, larry, you're such a crimpled gibbla. >> larry: now you're just making up words. >> jordan: oh, fliberty-jibbet! so from 1993 to 2014, the u.k.'s foreign-born population doubles. u.k. conservatives is loik, "we're not germany! why should we float all these deadbeat losers, especially brown ones from i.s.i.s.?!" (audience reacts) >> larry: so you're blaming the brexit vote on xenophobia. >> jordan: oh, you did it yourself! xena, the warrior princess, plus phobia, the greek god of fear. , no xenophobia is actually a word. please won't. >> jordan: keep your knickers on, yeah? prime minister david cameron's loik, "but we cahn' t leave the e.u.!" the conservatives are loik, "oh, do shut up! we're in powah you! hold the vote!" "fine! i say, chaps, yea or ney?" and the bri'sh people go, "(bleep) the e.u.! brexit!" now let's go take the piss out of some footie! >> larry: okay. well, thanks for clearing all that up for us! >> yeah! >> larry: culturally suspect chimney sweep nigel crumpetberr

we talked about the border with jordan. we do not talk much about the border between the new palestinian state and israel. there are people that look at the tunneling threat and the areas around the airport, how you deal with those kinds of challenges. rockets, fire, things from gaza. i want to throw that out as another issue that is important to address. i want to get your perspective about how you answer those questions. we took them seriously. we watched what was unfolding a conflict at the time we were doing negotiations and some of the horrific activity that occurred, what became known as subterranean warfare, in effect. theel today probably leads world and thinking about the implications of subterranean warfare and how to ultimately face the threat and deal with it. i will also tell you we are looking at it as well. that would be an important part of the conversation. part of the negotiations would be the multiple parties on how we secured the subterranean and palestineael at the same time we are securing both the ter

jordan has a huge problem with refugees -- over a million refugees in jordan.so israel is transferring more water to jordan -- in a very dry area, of course. so water is an asset, and israel is helping jordan just by delivering this water. israel has established a field hospital in the golan heights where injured syrians can come and get treated -- no questions asked. and after they're treated, they can go back. so many international organizations are working -- the red cross, other governments. so everybody's trying to do what they can. it is a big problem. >> it's overwhelming. >> it's overwhelming. >> you're talking about working with germany now because there are so many -- germany seems to be getting all the refugees, or certainly a high number of them. so the programs in germany, can you talk about that? >> so, as we said before, we are an humanitarian organization. we don't deal with the political questions. we are just seeing that there is a crisis, and we would like to help these people. and we now understand that the main problem is to help integrate

th infrastructure that you need in jordan. there's a lot of political logic to hosting syrians if you're turkey. there's a political logic to dealing with the situation more locally. >> i'm going to ask one last question when we're going to open it up to q & a. this represents more of a normative crisis to the system janua than just the idea -- the normative crisis here is the idea of the model of what the refugee was at the end of world war ii and what we're talking about now in terms of population displacement, certainly these are populations that are extremely vulnerable that face near certainty of harm, death, potentially torture in the countries they're fleeing, but the numbers begins to blur the line between refugee and migrant in ways that at least some would argue that require rethinking of whether or not we have to commit ourselves to the very narrow way of thinking of refugees or whether viewing the impending changes and the fact of state failure, the unraveling of the system that held together sort of population con

our next contestant for republicans, jordan. >> thank you, trevor.merica, family, fishing, heartland, baseball, flag pin, america. >> trevor: i don't -- >> i believe it was, trevor. trevor: welcome. congress is charged with serving the american people. you are here representing our representatives. you know the rules, let's do anything about guns. >> on be half of democrats i'm going with the feinstein bill. >> the bill would give the attorney general the power to deny the sale, delivery or transfer to anyone known or suspected to be a terrorist. >> trevor: oh, democrats coming out strong. oh. republicans with the block. jordan. >> yes the feinstein bill would give the attorney general unchecked power deny anyone their second amendment rights. that's great if you want to crap on the constitution and wipe yourself with the constitution. why wipe yourself with what you crapped on. it's bad governance and bad hygiene. >> trevor: so the republicans blocked the democrats gun proposal. >> trevor, ain't no party like the grand old party. the grand old party

the issue of the jordan valley, if you want me to elaborate. we will leave the jordan valley out. havenk the palestinians proven that when they want to fight they can do it. that is what has been happening in the last year or so. when we passed the andonsibility to the city's the citizens have a high level of motivation, that is what is happening today on the ground. between the palestinians that has enabled us to transfer even the most sensitive intelligence in order for them to take action. that is what they do. so i think all of this together, the coordination that we already have on the ground will be developed and in the peace time, all of this can create a good solution for the internal -- rity of one issue we have to follow up on is gaza. how do you solve the problem? this is something that -- gaza will have to make certain conditions in order to be part of this. to be part of the solution not in the initial phase. it is something i think the report addresses. host: i am going to continue to follow on this point. building on this. one of the things the report gets into is t

if investors seriously thought that thomas jordan and mr.ld trigger currency intervention and in greater safe haven driven flows are likely to move into gold. that gold still has a use as a traditional barometer within our global system? george: i wonder whether you ask that in the light of comments ,hat were tribute it recently i'm not sure if it was donald trump are one of his advisors, but that the u.s. should reintroduce the gold standard. i don't think it has any relevance for the 21st-century economic system. i see it as an interesting and very useful barometer. tom: you know all of the gnomes of zurich. you know them all. either gnomes of zurich? francine: i have never seen one. george: they're usually a bit taller than that. it is a country, which most people know, has a particular affinity for gold. throughout my career, i get more questions on golden switzerland than any other country. are the gnomes hankering for a return to a gold-based monetary system? i don't think so. francine: given what we've talked about for the last 54-min

we talked with jordan who told us he hopes the actions of a few don't undermine the good work of the men and women he worked with for two decades. >> i'm deeply embarrassed and ashamed. >> former chief, howard jordan hasn't been the head of the oakland police department for three years. but still, he says the current scandals have rocked him to the core. >> it's very unsettling, it's very embarrassing to say the least for the people that still

jason jordan, an attorney, and bill jordan's son, speaks out. >> he's not just some small-time guy who is ripping people off at cherry creek mall. he's willing to have somebody murdered, for crying out loud. >> the denver d.a.'s office charges smith again, with one count of attempted murder. those charges are dropped by prosecutors, our, when smith agrees to a plea deal and pleads guilty to aggravated robbery, second degree assault, robbery and theft. he's sentenced to 25 years in prison. dense spite the outcome, jason jordan says his dad's life has never been the same since that day he bought an ipad. >> it's like their whole world's been turned upside down. beginning to end. it's just crazy. >>> coming up, a couple's surveillance video camera solves a strange mystery and reveals a cruel truth. plus a donkey goes up, up and away. a publicity stunt gone awry. >> kids were crying because the donkey, she was crying as well. >> when "caught on camera: bold, brazen and bizarre" continues. thank you. ordering chinese food is a very predictable experience. i order b14. i get b14. no surprise

really the focus with the jordan river. i think it's important you talked about a to columbus of on each side. that keeps it is the route 90, keeps it very invisible to the palestinians which is critical. there's a lot of arguments for any to hold the entire jordan river valley which is much more invasive. but really has a lot more to do with conventional military threats such as an invasion from the east, right? which seems a lot less likely at this point, but what do you say to people who say you need to making the entire jordan river valley, strategically? >> the convention of threats, first, doesn't exist now your candidate evolve -- can it evolve into future quest yes. but with the structures as we talked about with jordanian commitment, within an american commitment, security of jordan, things will look totally different. that's going to talk about the multilayer system, that's the idea. layers of security, layers of commitment, layers the partnerships. that's the way to do it. i think the conventional threat, somethi

dave, that's where jordan is at tonight. >> reporter: lucy, no doubt about it.e's here facing very serious charges. he started saint john's. starred here at bock high school in north philadelphia. well known on the courts all over north philly. we talked to some folks who are very disappointed in this and he's facing very serious charges this was the scene at 24th and diamond where investigators say a street corner cell phone sale a range on facebook went bad and three men opened fire into a car carrying a group of young people wounding one of them. >> it's shocking. but like i said, he's a good k kid. i never known him doing stuff like that. >> reporter: police now say 21-year-old former saint john's university and bock high school basketball star rasheed jordan facing attempted murder, robbery and other charges. jordan scene here on the delaware '87 website played for the 76ers d league team last season. he was arrest the on gun charges wednesday morning at 15th and diamond after a police chase. >> he do pretty good on the court. and i never known him forgetti

directly have disappointed a lot of them but mostly of jordan the country of 6 million people in thecountry with the city population and they have asked repeatedly to help them with the huge refugee population we see the problems in europe and day struggle to have basic resources not to mention a part of the coalition and they don't have those smart weapons that they should to fight to the enemy. >> spending quite a bit of time talking about the u.s. ambassador to syria let's get your calls. huntington beach california. >> caller: thanks for taking my call. why hasn't the internet been turned off? if the signal comes into a country a microwave link for satellite? looking at how absolutely stupid they are the they are fighting this war to deal with the psychos they will allow them to communicate leth one another to reach out to the world or 4% of the male population and you let them say come be with us to kill and me as crazy as you want and we allow them to be on the internet. >> that is a very good question into all of us who of course, the seibald in the beginning there was freedom

(laughter) (phone ring) (jordan off camera as obama) >> jordan: white house.his is barack. >> larry: barry. what's up my... president? >> jordan: uh, larry, it's good to hear from you. >> larry: listen, donald trump sent a tweet saying you should resign. what's your response? >> jordan: oh, donald, go (bleep) yourself. >> larry: thank you, mr. president. (hangs up) (cheers and applause) boy, that president uses salty language when he's on the phone! (laughter) now, it's not just trump. criticism over obama's resistance to use the phrase "radical islamic terrorism" has been a conservative talking point for years. >> cruz: president obama goes on tv. he will not say radical islamic terrorism. >> dana: the white house refuses to say radical islam. >> doocy: this administration has refused to call it what it is. it's radical islam. >> hannity: i'm about to bang my head on this table! why can't they say it?! >> larry: yes! please bang your head on that table! please! please! please! in all honesty, they really want obama to say these words so fox news can cut them

[bleep] that gives me an idea, jordan, jordan, jordan klepper, everybody. (cheers and applause) jordan klepper. >> how you doing. >> trevor: i-- . >> i do not wish to be president any more. and i see that my campaign has been di vicive so i will be dropping out of the race. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: good. america needs to be great again and that's why we need to build the wall and ban the muslims and get rid of all these mexicans, make make america great again. >> trevor: i didn't say that, what are you doing? >> i'm sorry, it's just me and trump are linked. like harry potter and volumed mortgage. if you will excuse me, have i to look at photos of i ving-- ivanka. >> are you still linked? >> no, we're not still linked. >> okay. let's move on to our top story of the night. usually you hear about athletes struggling to get ready for the olympics. this year is different, it is the host city that mile not make it. >> rio is seeing a lot of problems in the most month. >> you have a political crisis. you have the zika crisis. you have water pollution issu

good luck to everyone in jordan, i know as we speak, the u.s. military >> well, thank you very much. >> thank you. >> an important programming note, chris cuomo will take you inside the paris terror attacks. a cnn special will air tonight "terror in paris" at 9:00 p.m. eastern and 6:00 p.m. pacific. >>> coming up, loretta lynch, the attorney general, will speak in orlando about the attack on the pulse nightclub. >>> republican senator susan collins of maine is about to unveil a new gun proposal in the wake of that attack. what it entails. is there any hope that this legislation -- proposed legislation could last? the details, next. thanks for the ride around norfolk! and i just wanted to say, geico is proud to have served the military for over 75 years! roger that. captain's waiting to give you a tour of the wisconsin now. could've parked a little bit closer... it's gonna be dark by the time i get there. geico®. proudly serving the military for over 75 years. >>> spurred by the mass shootings, the killings in orlando, four senators from both par

jordan has the beard in the bottom corner. let's have a look at jordan. show us what you got. >> i got a little bit of everything. [ applause ] >> jimmy: keep going. keep going. >> whoa. check it out. >> jimmy: that's either ernie or lionel richie from the "can't slow down" album. >> wow. >> nice ink, man. nice ink. >> jimmy: that armpit hair is chewbacca. that's a great look, jordan. >> thank you. >> impressive. >> jimmy: thank you, jordan. next, noall from portland. she has a great tattoo. hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: hi. take off your clothes. >> you have to give me >> jimmy: show us your tattoos. >> all right. >> jimmy: this can't be a surprise, can it? >> oh, look at that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's beautiful. is that the only one you have? >> so far it is, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. let's check out one more. mike from bristol, england. this is not just an american thing. mike -- here we go. mike, how are you? >> i'm very good. how are you? are you all good? >> jimmy: we're doing great, thank you. >> excellent. well, here we go. okay. [ applause ] >> one

the triangle that will emerge jordan on the one hand with al-assad. at the moment we have a very intimate security issues. devolution of israeli egyptian levelsy forces reached that are beyond measure. there and those who opposed the signatures. argument about these other issues. it takes over and palestine. nobody thought about what happens to the agreement if something happens to president sadat. he supported the peace treaty at the time. you don't know that this will be the outcome. in signing a peace treaty with there's one primary dominant assumption. worst worst comes to having said that let's see what we can do better. the two layers of security beyond the bilateral agreement. what is happening the region over the last two years. which yielded several conclusions. they can be encapsulated in the following. you wake up with some intelligence officer. we wake up with the israeli counterpart. their respective lists of threats to their country. rankingsdifferent israel might have iran nuclear higher than isis. basically they would have nuclear medd

jordan? that's your slave name." and i would be like, really?d to know what my real name was and where i came from and now you can do those kinds of things, it's anthropology.com-- it's like a commercial. ancestry.com. just guide me along. leave me footnotes. i'm just saying the doors are opening to this conversation. do you feel it? did you feel after "roots" was made that people wanted to discuss and wanted to dialogue? >> absolutely. and "roots" is responsible for a huge boon in the field of genealogy and everyone wanted to research ther roots, and like you say with the human genome project we can spit in a cup and send it away and that is a miracle for black people. >> have you done that? >> i vindeed. 75%-- a good 70% of my genetic code comes from sub-saharan africa. i was not surprised about that. i was surprised to find 25% of my d.n.a., my ancestry is irish and english. mark wahlberg and i -- >> everybody is surprised by that but i say the cream was pored in the coffee, not the other way around. >> that's right. >> larry: why are you so

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for example, i was there when my daughter's leap trained jordan. my skin was coming off. i couldn't stand it they were leaving her in the crypt to scream. we didn't do that. i swear i didn't say a word. we left to go back to our hotel and my husband said to me, i can't believe how critical you were. i said i didn't say. he said he didn't say anything? you didn't shut up. i said what did she say? said that five times. we didn't do that with you and you turned out okay. but generally, my impression is that i'm holding my tongue. you know, grandmothers i think and grandfather should hold their time. i think this generation is doing a better job than my generation because we were the first wave into the work place. as i said before, we were nearly holding it together. we didn't get the balance quite right and our children i think are very conscious of that family were seesawed and they are waiting -- they are putting more weight on the family and i loved the way kids today are raising their children. so hats off. >> my parents are in town and they have held their time, so tha

so i want to turn now to the issue of the jordan -- to the jordan valley and the border.s time i'd like to start maybe with john to talk a little bit about the details about how you think about the border security system as a whole in some of the work that we did during those -- during those discussions previously and it's also in the report. >> well, ilan, we don't have enough time this afternoon for me to lay out the level of detail i think everyone needs to hear, but i will tell you -- tell those who have read other reporting in the media on the assessment of our plan. first of all, anybody that's reporting in the media has never seen our plan, that's the first thing, so they really don't know but i will tell you that -- i would say that there are very few of my counterparts in any of the countries involved here who have actually traveled all 93 kilometers of the jordan river from the dead sea to where it passes out of what will become the palestinian state and looked at every meter of that ground to ensure that we could control that ground in one way or the other. and

we have john jordan, ceo of jordan refinery. you've raised money for gop candidates.lican strategist. are you worried about his ability to raise money? he is a billionaire. he has a lot of billionaires on his side. why are people asking this question? >> i don't know but let's break apart some of numbers. you cited the $296 million that secretary clinton raised. in the reports it is important to understand what you're seeing. most importantly, to see the cash on hand number. her cash on hand number is much, much lower. two, the importance of money in politics in terms of buying airtime, which is where huge percentage of political money goes, really isn't as important as it used to be. there is all kinds of examples. this election cycle about money and huge ad buying just not moving numbers. one only has to look as far as jeb bush, marco rubio and even hillary clinton early on in the primary when she was struggling against bernie sanders who had no money early on. cash on hand number is very important. the second number you want to look at is the burn rate. how much mo

. >> the original is michael jordan. michael jordan has lebron pretty pup taking offering his records and -- pretty much taking up his records and now he doesn't have his meme and he can't play baseball. i feel bad for michael jordan in this situation. >> maybe it was his meme. i thought it was the shillue. michael jordan may have something to do with it. ebony, i feel bad for steph curry. >> i'm sure he has many bills he is wiping his tears with. as a tar hill i was happy to see lebron meme take over the jordan . i want to remember my greatest school champion, but crying is not one of them. >> i think the emotion is a lot of people -- a lot of women on-line -- remi, we keep breaking it down to men and women, but women thought it was great watching these grown men weep. >> i don't like to see my man cry unless there was a reason that is celebratory like if you win or something good happens in your life. like you said, you don't want to see them cry when they lose. that speaks to that point. it okay to cry because you are

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right after jordan was born, his symptoms disappeared. now, no one gets better with parkinson's, believe me. what happened to you? did he not have parkinson's? we went from doctor to doctor to find out what happened. one said he had west nile virus . so for one year, we percent and free. he had been able to drive, he was driving again. he is a very slow walker, couldn't keep up with me when he walked, he was walking ahead of me. it was stunning. the parkinson'sdid come back and he has parkinson's but that's a dramatic , i don't know if it's because of jordan but we can't think of anything else. >> host: >> guest: here's the other thing about grandfathers. they are sitting at these little tables with their grandchildren, granddaughters and having tea parties with them and playing with dolls . and rolling around on the floor with their grandsons. you know, my husband was a very good father and a very devoted father but you hear people say you know, i didn't know my father that well. that well when i was growing up. look at him with my kids.

& >> i haven't gotten any pointers on my dating. >> jordan is odds on the favorite to win.k at who is still stirring up trouble? >> end of the day it's like half of these guys are cheating on their girlfriends, half of them broke up with girlfriends to go on the show. >> bad boy chad johnson was eliminated two episodes ago after showing violence, but is grabbing the spotlight. he got in a quick workout in an oklahoma park and stocked up on steaks and protein powder and on a radio show, andy cohee asked chad if his outbursts on the show were caused by steroids. >> not at all. before i was on the show. i counted every calorie. >> chad is a lock as the "bachelorette's" best villain and here is our vote for the "bachelorette's" best exit. >> don't cry. >> his ob in the van after his elimination and the show's nod to "evita" made it all the more dramatic. but don't cry for jo-jo. while she fought back tears she was making out with another suitor. derek was a good sport, tweeting oh, why am i crying? #mantears, adding when a man cries in argentina, a unicorn is born. #ididitforjo

and we'll start with jordan from baltimore. jordan has the beard in the bottom corner. a little bit of everything. [ applause ] >> jimmy: keep going. keep going. >> whoa. check it out. >> jimmy: that's either ernie or lionel richie from the "can't slow down" album. >> wow. >> nice ink, man. nice ink. >> jimmy: that armpit hair is chewbacca. that's a great look, jordan. >> thank you. >> impressive. >> jimmy: thank you, jordan. next, noall from portland. she has a great tattoo. hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: hi. take off your clothes. >> you have to give me money first. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: show us your tattoos. >> all right. >> jimmy: this can't be a surprise, can it? >> oh, look at that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's beautiful. is that the only one you have? >> so far it is, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. let's check out one more. mike from bristol, england. this is not just an american thing. mike -- here we go. mike, how are you? >> i'm very good. how are you? are you all good? >> jimmy: we're doing great, thank you. >> excellent. well, here we go. okay. [ applause ] >> one there

one of the largest refugee camps in jordan. it is important to note also kilometers away from the capital, amman. no one has claimed responsibility for this attack. genie: jordin has played a major role in the us-led coalition against the islamic state group. to moreat be open attacks? it was very tense because just a couple of months ago a major terror plot was spoiled new the syrian border. 12 hours in the middle of the streets before it could be neutralized by the police. they had claimed to be long to the islamic state group. a member of the world guard has opened fire on a military , taking twoter american instructors. it has come under increased pressure. it is home to more than one million refugees. here in jordan, 40% are unemployed and 2000 have already joined jihadist groups in iran and syria. that. thank you for a french man arrested last month in ukraine was reportedly planning an attack on the euro 2016 football tournament. that begins later this week here in france. the suspect was detained in late may on the ukra

>> jordan, franchesca. >> i love america and being in this country. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> larry think-- do you think he'd be up for something like that? >> no, no, no. because it would feel like too much of a betrayal to his people, his camp. even if it did happen, i think hillary would do a bait and switch. he would get some diplomatic position in micronesia or something like that, or siberia. >> or if bernie would be willing to be-- if bernie would say yes. >> i don't think he would say yes. i think it would make him look like a sellout to his audience. youa can't talk a bunch of smack and then-- unless you work for donald trump. because people talk to him on twitter. maybe that would work out. but i think that his supporters would be really disappointed. >> yeah. >> larry: who do you think-- i saw that no one wants to be trump's vice president. that is hilarious. ( laughter ) >> that's reality. >> larry: who could he even pick? is there anybody out there? >> i think that he should choose omarosa. >> no, no no follow me for one second. omarosa is kind of like the the black fem

( cheers and applause ) >> larry: i want to thank my panelists, franchesca ramsey, jordan carlos, andil. thanks for watching, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) i from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. we have a great show tonight. our guest writer at th the "new yorker" and author of "jackson, 1964", calvin trillin is joining us, evened! (cheers and applause) first, let's talk about beaks. a few days ago britain voted to withdraw from the e.u. and england is take it seriously. >> days after voting to get out of the e.u., england is out of the european soccer tournament. >> one of the greatest days in the history of football. iceland are in the quarter finals. >> 2-1 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in england's football history. >> trevor: wow the worst moment in england's football history. they've had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment? that is a smart move crying into the gr