that's what you sound like, jordan. >> jordan: okay. >> baa!hear you and make a lovely sweater. look, i'm not just gonna pay a "congestion fee" just because the "law" says i have to. that's not what america is about. check your constitution, bro. >> jordan: you mean the document that is a collection of laws? that's what you are talking about? >> baa! >> jordan: okay. grace, grace, you can't avoid the fee. they'll have cameras that will catch you driving into the city. >> yeah, on the roads. that's why i'm going to drive through the sewers. it's fast, it's efficient, and you might run into a teenage mutant ninja turtle. >> jordan: ninja turtles aren't real, grace. >> so i was hooking up with four normal teenage turtles? >> jordan: uh, for all our sakes, i'm going to move on. i should point out, you can't actually fit a car in the sewers. >> okay, then, how about this? the fees only apply to cars and trucks. so i buy a boeing 737. they're super cheap right now. >> jordan: those are really dangerous. >> yeah, to fly. i'm gonna drive it, idiot. >>

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper.ot a great show for you tonight. we're going to get into the big question america's grappling with right now: if someone tried to overthrow democracy and kill the vice president, is that a red flag? let's get into it. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] right now, there's a big story at the crossroads of media, politics, and insurrections. just days after being hired by nbc news, former rnc chairwoman ronna mcdaniel is back on linkedin. >> nbc news is now cutting ties with the former rnc chair, ronna mcdaniel, days after hiring her as a contributor because of major backlash from some of its biggest anchors. >> i find the decision to put her on the payroll inexplicable. >> they say that it wasn't because mcdaniel is a republican, but because she helped promote donald trump's lies about the 2020 presidential election and assisted in efforts to overturn the results. >> trump posted on truth social: "wow! ronna mcdaniel got fired by fake news nbc. it leaves her in a very strange place. it's called n

my questions about jordan are over.ording to the statement you made at the end of your discussion, i would like to ask one more question. yesterday, biden published a statement claiming that the arab governments specifically named saudi arabia and are ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime and recognize this regime. let them know today that we saw these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago , how realistic these words are. for example, bluff, look, these talks are completely unreal, and as you said, it is more of a bluff, my reason is quite clear , see what happened after the al-aqsa storm , that israeli-american scenario disrupted the british , which scenario did he want with strengthening the process of normalization and opening the feet of countries like saudi arabia to completely decide the issue of palestine in their own opinion. and move the process in another direction, to the direction where the issue of palestine is basically out of the hea

i have finished my questions about jordan. according to the statement you made at the end of your discussion , i would like to ask another question. had done that the arab governments had specifically mentioned saudi arabia as being ready to normalize their relations with the zionist regime. recognize today that we have seen these pictures from jordan, these gatherings in a country that had such an experience years ago, how true these words of biden are and how bluff they are. what you said is more of a bluff. my reason is quite clear. look at what happened after the al-aqsa storm. that israeli -american scenario upset the english. which scenario did he want by strengthening the normalization process and opening the feet of countries like saudi arabia completely to the issue of palestine? their own opinion is the decision to move the body and the process in another direction, to the direction where the issue of palestine is basically out of the news, and in fact, its importance. we are now on the eve of the us elections next y

in jordans who flooded the street, streets of jordan demonstrating against this genocide that's ongoing, equicide that's ongoing, etc., and demanding that their government takes good position, so i salute them, i respect them. and as palestinians here in the occupied territories, we are very grateful to them. for the jordanian government, i say shame on you, that you are repressing your own people from demonstrating, from showing what international law expects from the jordanian government and people, which is to stop this genocide, so this is to start with. now in terms of what is happening in jordan, i think it's it's shown six months into this fighting so to speak, which is genocide, with the resistance, showing heroic resistance in gaza. it is clear that the people in the streets of the arab world, the muslim world, and indeed all over the globe, hundreds of millions of people, that these movements are growing, not diminishing, they are increasing their pressure on their governments. "and this is very good sign and is very important sign to stop this, enough is enough, six months af

jordan is home to the largest number of palestine refugees.o opened your hearts and doors to many others, including refugees from syria, and i urge the international community to support jordan as it supports millions of people in need. it is very worrying the reduction of funding in relation to refugee programs in jordan and in other parts of the world. spirit of solidarity is precisely what brings me here once again. i am on my annual solidarity mission during the holy months of ramadan where i visit and fast with muslim communities in distress. ramadan is meant to be a period of celebration, but not this year. hearts are heavy in the region and indeed around the world from the unprecedented and going devastation in gaza as well as rising violence in the occupied west bank. i commend jordan for your support for deescalation in. including particularly your very important role in east jerusalem, and i salute jordan for your relentless effort to get humanitarian assistance into gaza, including through the personal efforts and wisdom of his maje

they became jordan. by carrying out these attacks, israel found the necessary excuse to expand its operations towards air bases in syria, jordan and iraq. the h3 base in western iraq was the furthest point that israeli planes could reach. like the attack on egypt, israel began to attack bases in syria, iraq and jordan, and in air combat with this three countries won. in the evening of the fifth day of june, it means the end. on the first day of jan, israel established its complete air supremacy in the middle east by destroying a significant part of the air forces of four arab countries , which meant that the ground forces of the arab countries no longer had any air support to fight. unlike egypt, israel completely concealed its first day's victories and released only a few scattered reports of sporadic clashes with egyptian forces. they wanted not to publish much news to fully achieve their goals because it was possible for the world community israel is forced to cease fire. the war had now gone beyond t

>> most people don't question the outcome. >> right. >> x basically did what jordan proposes.er elon musk took over in 2022, most of its fact checkers were fired. now the site is rife with trash talk and lies. little would you know that this, said to be footage from gaza, is really from a video game. eventually x users added a warning label. in this post, pictures of real babies killed in israeli strikes are falsely dismissed as dolls. >> the tooth paste is out of the tube and we have to figure out how to deal with the resulting mess. >> reporter: darrell west, a senior fellow of technology innovation at the brookings institution says the clash over what is true is fraying our institutions and threatening democracies around the world. >> half of the world is voting this year, and the world could stick with democracy or move towards authoritarianism. the danger is disinformation could decide the elections in a number of different countries. >> reporter: in the u.s., he says, the right wing has been flooding the internet with reams of misleading information in order to confuse t

in jordans who flooded the street, streets of jordan demonstrating against this genocide that's ongoingordanian government and people. which is to stop this genocide. mr. napir, i want to get your perspective on the same issue as well about these uh demonstrations that are taking place uh in jordan, and also if you may expand on these unprecedented pro-palestinian and anti-israeli demonstrations uh public demonstrations that we've been seeing worldwide. i mean it's very clear from everybody who measures it that uh israel and it's european and american allies are very very isolated and you in terms of the whole world uh the vote at the unsc was just one stark example of that, even the british government uh felt compelled to vote um against israel, but within those government within those countries those governments also are very isolated from their own populations and we can see this across the usa and across britain and europe as well. but jordan's very special, to see those vast crowds on the streets of a man, i think in washington they'll be looking at this and getting very worried, t

syria bombarded haifa petrochemical and jordan even managed to shell tel aviv from the west bank. most important city in the west bank for both sides was jerusalem. israel controlled west jerusalem after the 1948 war . because the ceasefire agreement at the end of that war had given the western half of the city to israel and the eastern half to jordan. but 19 years later and on the first day of this war, the egyptian commander of the jordanian army b he ordered his soldiers to shell the western part of jerusalem, which was now occupied by israel . by carrying out these attacks, israel found the necessary excuse to expand its operations towards air bases in syria, jordan and iraq. h3 base in western iraq was the farthest place israeli planes could go. like the attack on egypt, israel started attacking the bases of syria, iraq and jordan and won the air battle with these three countries. in the evening of the fifth day of june, the end of the first day of the war, israel was destroyed. a significant superiority of the air force of the four arab countries the air force established it

jordans who flooded the street streets of jordan demonstrating against this genocide that's ongoing,upied territories, we are very grateful to them for the... jordanian government, i say shame on you, that you are repressing your own people from demonstrating, from showing what international law expects from the jordanian government and people, which is to stop this genocide. mr. napear, i want to get your perspective on the same issue as well about these uh demonstrations that are taking place in jordan, and also if you may expand on these unprecedented. pro-palestinian and anti-israeli demonstrations uh public demonstrations that we've been seeing worldwide. i mean, it's very clear from everybody who measures it that uh israel and it's european and american allies are very, very isolated and you in terms of the whole world. uh, the vote at the unsc was just one stark example of that. even the british government felt compelled to vote. um against israel, but within those government, within those countries, those governments also are very isolated from their own populations, and we c

that's me in jordan. the rest is all jordan.aracter who is part reporter, part vigilante. her background is in forensic science. and she is so compelled to go past the microphone. for years i would stand in front of the scene and have the mic in my hand and report the facts of the case. with jordan manning, we see someone who is really willing and able to push past the line and say, it's not enough to report it. i need to solve it. this time around she is investigating the disappearance of a missing mom. and it's appropriate that it's women's history month because at its core, another woman asking for help and this person, jordan manning, stepping up to do just that. >> you know what i love about what you do is that you take the fiction genre but really to deal with issues that are prevalent today. in this case, as you said, this is a story about a missing mom. this is a story about a whom is sometimes -- the type of people who are kind of looked aside. we don't pay attention to this demographic of person who is missing. you did

tanya cream i any 0 and hodson felicia in jordan, thank you us. let's look at some of the stories making headlines around the world. police and these are all have used. what kind of into this fast food testers demanding a post date? steve, that demonstrate does include that family members of hostages, still held in guns by the militants group. of mass purchases also demanded any elections and held signs for the sizes. and these are the prime minister. have been the main method. yeah. the indian navy has taken control of the ship, hijacked byte, some of the pirates in the indian ocean nearly 3 months ago. all 17 crew members with feet on hand, the navy said if any 5 pirates aboard the vessel so rented the surface, hijacked in december, raising the fears that piracy was resuming after several years of com. now to rochester, as those are the election where the fed and the final, the voting is taking place with a steady trickle of people entering pulling stations. and that's highly controlled . event rights across the vast country authorities are tryi

jordan's father, william, was a world champion in karate in 1992. 22 years later, jordan repeated thest karate world champion from great britain in 12 years. alongside the delight, the despair, he was two seconds away from qualifying for the 2020 olympics, but received a kick to the head during the dying moments of a fight in paris. not making the olympics was very, very difficult for my mentality. i want it to be that person who blamed everybody. but i decided and made a conscious decision actually take a lot of ownership from what i have done. but for me, i am a world and european karate champion and that will never change. so it doesn't matter what happened in the past world. in the past world and european champion will always stay with me to be able to replicate what my dad did on a small, little scale of what he's achieved. we won't go into that because that will blow his head. that's what made it made it for me. that's that's definitely on a high for me. his professional career now behind him, jordan's next motivation will be inspiring others, just like his father did to him. in

the last time when i visited the king of jordan, he asked, why are you in such a hurry, and why do you insist so much, and you should be patient, i said, we've been waiting for 2,0 years. do you still believe that we are impatient? we might not remember all the 2000 years, but at least i for one can talk about the hardships and efforts me and my parents went through. i asked abdullah, do you remember all the days and seconds of the nabitians? do you remember all their sufferings? after the arrival of the romans? no, but it's obvious that you and fazel who want to establish a government in jordan and iraq today, remember your father's efforts. even if sharif hussein had not passed away in 1931, he could have talked about the dream that had been kept alive for 77 years to pass it to you. it was these growing sufferings that let herzel to request the establishment of a home for jews, and only year before i was born, the first world jewish congress was formed in bussel, switzerland. the first candle was lit... and it was supposed to shine light to the dark corner of the world. i was less t

what do we know about the motivations for jordan stepping down.s been there since 1997 so why is he stepping down? >> the statement does not give a reason, it just says they regret the decision. he has been there for a decade and shaped major decisions so it is a momentous moment for the country. tom: truly momentous. down a 10th of 1%, but you zero in on a point, it sounds like a surprise. talk about his legacy of that more than one decade at the helm of s&p? >> so he has built it out. he took over when they were intervening to keep the frank from appreciating, so the entire staff can be traced to him, he has shaped their careers and is the killer niece jan own the organization. -- the cornerstone of the organization. his niece was once called the sorcerer's apprentice. basically his sidekick for years and years. so if they were to pick up the baton, it would be continuity. tom: i love that. so continuity is what we should expect then, that is the expectation? no major change? catherine: it is difficult to say. the swiss do not like change, they

according to the israeli military a masked man arrived at the 90 route that is in the jordan valley and near the palestinian village of aloja and opened fire at vehicles there including..." including a bus, immediately the man who opened fire succeeded to flee a man hunt is taking a place in that area, all the entrances to the jordan valley as well as to the city of ariha where the operation or the shooting had taken place close to the city of ariha has been closed, palestinians are not allowed to enter the city of ariha or the jordan valley and the man hun is still taking a place, the israelas claim that this operation had been carried out by a palestinian, it's a retaliatory uh operation and shooting and the man hunt is still taking place, we have to mention that even without any israeli even without any anti-israeli operations or palestinian shootings here and there, the israeli military continues to suffocate palestinians with with numerous israeli military checkpoints, every city have checkpoints, if not checkpoints, there are earth mounts as well as metal gates in order to control

and that is part of course of the discussions in jordan. this is the 1st block of his very, very short trips. he arrived last night in jordan and we'll meet king abdullah during the morning hours. and time of you mention these plans for military operation and rough off the focus of much international concern. but as you reported, israel's work cabinet approve these plans and yet we are still hearing at the same time that there are preparations to resume cease fire talks on a possible hosted jewel with him us. what's the latest you can tell us about this. yeah, there are many conflicting reports. he also in the is really media. we understand the time us had submitted, it's proposed on thursday last week. then we had to a prime minister. been, you mean it's and you know, cooling of those demons by how most unrealistic never the less of the cabinet that decided to send. and it's randy delegation to do her a, to cut to, to continue those talks and their reports. now that this integration should be leaving any time soon, it will be headed by the

no, but it's obvious that you and fazel who want to establish a government in jordan and iraq,... today, remember your father's efforts. even if sharif hussein had not passed away in 1931, he could have talked about the dream that had been kept alive for 77 years to pass it to you. it was these growing. sufferings that lit hertzsel to request the establishment of a home for jews, and only year before i was born, the first world jewish congress was formed in bussel, switzerland. the first candle was lit and it was supposed to shine light to the dark corner of the world. i was less than... 9 years old, i mean it was in 1906 when my parents and shina and zipka, the other two daughters of the family arrived in the united states. sheina was 17 years old, and zipka was four years younger than me. the us was a place that seemed to be the promised land for the whole world. my dad had gone to new york year earlier and we spent that year in belarus. in 1906 we decided to join my dad in milwaukee wisconsin. at that time the second wave of immigration to palestine, the promised land had begon

it was annexed to jordan and called the west bank.arrow part in the south was under the rule of egypt and was called the gaza strip, and this is how the attempt to remove the name of palestine from the maps of geography began. in the name of allah, the most merciful, the most merciful. 70 production units shoes started operating in qarchak industrial town. the head of hand-woven shoe manufacturers' union says: this union is also pursuing allocating land to shoe manufacturers in west of tehran.

and that is part of course of the discussions in, in jordan. this is the 1st like of his very, very short trips. he arrived last night in jordan, and we'll meet king abdullah during the morning hours. that was the w, as tanya cramer reporting from jerusalem. all right, let's get a check now. some of the other stories making news. this our, the indian navy has taken control of a ship, hijacked bonds to molly pirates in the indian ocean. nearly 3 months ago, all 17 crew members were freed unharmed. the navy said the $35.00 pirates of board the vessel surrendered. the ship was hijacked, back in december, raising fears of piracy was resuming after a long of so for several years. von guessing has become the new leader of wales and the 1st black leader of the country. guessing one of the leadership contests for the welsh labor party after his predecessor announced plans to step down, he'll have some control over education health and they can nominate policy. but as part of the united kingdom, u. k. lawmakers decide on many other policies affecting th

jordan's father william was a world champion in karate in 1992. 22 years later jordan repeated the featom qualifying for the 2020 olympics and received a kick to the head during dying moments of a fight in paris. flat the head during dying moments of a fight in paris-— fight in paris. not making the ol mics fight in paris. not making the olympics was _ fight in paris. not making the olympics was very, _ fight in paris. not making the olympics was very, very - fight in paris. not making the - olympics was very, very difficult. 0lympics was very, very difficult. mentally, i wanted to be that person who blamed everybody. but i decided and made the conscious decision to take a lot of ownership for what i had done. but for me i am a world champion and that will never change. it doesn't not happen in the past. that will always stay with me. to be able to replicate what my dad did on the small scale of what he achieved, i won't go to becca's that will blow his head. that's what made it for me. , ., his head. that's what made it for me. his professional career now behind him _ me. his professio

>> jordan: no, michael.s normal here and i have no reason to question or subversively mock anyone. okay?! putin, 2024! >> desi: russia's a free and open democracy! speak your mind! let's hear some cutting barbs! >> jordan: are you trying to get me [bleep] killed?! hey hey! privyet, mr. president! six more years! six, hundred more years! oh, and good luck in november! >> michael: wait, he has another election this november? >> jordan: a big one! just not in russia! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> desi: okay! thank you, everyone. it's great to see democracy in action! >> michael: so true. when we come back: spring break! don't go away. [cheers and applause] the moment a friend becomes a real friend. ohhh... please no. who wants to jam? [playing ukulele off-key] hey pal! friends don't let friends be ukulele guy. oh, he's humming now. i think i'm gonna be sick. somebody make it stop! nah, man. no. ( ♪♪ ) dos equis. raise one with a real one. (vo) hi, we're visible. dos equis. the wireless company with nothin

he's going to jordan and then also going to israel. but the german government has been in close contact with a lot of partners in the region because it wants to bring them on board and sort of have one kind of a common approach to, to the crisis there. it has been spare headed by i'm in a bad book, the foreign minister who has traveled to the region of quite a lot. and on the one hand, it is the issue of humanitarian aid. they want to push for more to get in. for example, there has been a concrete proposal coming from germany for israel to allow the 4th of i started to take in a to then be delivered to guys them. but one other issue is that a germany and shots have said he wants to push for a humanitarian pause in this trip to allow more humanitarian a to come in, but also to possibly release the is really hostages that are being held by hum us in the strip, but he also wants to have a broader conversation about the future of the region then wants to push the 2 state solution, which is what germany thinks is the only way forward for a

and feather in jordan shoulds. one that fed that civilian casualties would make a less than piece and the region nearly impossible. in recent days, germany has stepped up its efforts to bring food and supplies into gaza. germany has joined a handful of countries, including the u. s. and france. power shooting aid into gaza. germany's air force dropped for tons of released goods into the territory on saturday. the foreign ministry in berlin says every package counts. it also says these efforts are just a drop in the ocean when it comes to what is actually needed throughout the night. the situation is awful. we can eat or drink and eat is very scarce. other to happen, a lot of the international community has also started delivering relief supplies to gaza by sea, via and usually operational maritime core door agencies have criticized these efforts as inefficient and insufficient. and they accused israel of deliberately delaying the entry of trucks carrying a into gaza. israel says it's carrying out the necessary insp

jordan's father, william, was a world champion in karate in 1992. 22 years later, jordan repeated theitain in 12 years. alongside the delight — the despair. he was two seconds away from qualifying for the 2020 olympics and received a kick to the head during dying moments of a fight in paris. not making the olympics was very, very difficult. mentally, i wanted to be that person who blamed everybody. but i decided and made the conscious decision to take a lot of ownership for what i had done. but for me, i am a world champion and european champion, and that will never change. it doesn't not happen in the past. that will always stay with me. to be able to replicate what my dad did on the small scale of what he achieved, i won't go to that will blow his head. that's what made it for me. his professional career now behind himjordan�*s next motivation will be inspiring others. just like his father did to him. you can get all the latest sports news at from the bbc sport app, orfrom our website — that's bbc.com/sport. from me and the rest of the team at the bbc sport centre, goodbye. hello th

the military transport of fluid from jordan power shooting, pallets of humanitarian supplies, including the price and found the nations were increasing. returning to the n c. as israel continues to limit road access to the strip, the united nations ones that have sort of children under the age of 2 was suffering from malnutrition in northern casa julia. so deli is here with us and tell us more about these efforts and whether or not they're going to make a difference. yeah, so this was the 1st much awaited air drop coming from germaine. it's a big take parts in this mission and today was the 1st time. and these are an aircraft that are being stationed in jordan then are flying over to the guy, the streets and, and dropping the aid. but i think the german government is very much aware that this is just the dropping the ocean. this is not a the idea way. they actually want a to be coming into the gaza and couldn't have a listen to what the german chancellor said today about this is the, this in baton. as you know from germany has long provided aid for guns, a without own financial aid for

do we have time to go to jim jordan or take a break to go to jim jordan.n in he is here, ready to rock and roll. my idol jim jordan. known him a very, long time. i'm sure you saw the mar-a-lago speech. i was talking to steve scalise bit. >> yeah. larry: just one thing, you have a lot of supply side blood. i know you. trump is up there, no one is paying attention, all the pundits, republican pundits, he has to unify the party. trump is saying drill, baby, drill. we'll close down the border. we'll deregulate business and we'll have a second round of tax cuts. it is a growth agenda and he is trying to appeal, right, he is trying to appeal to working folks. >> larry: the kind of people you brought into the white house. i spoke to your gang in the roosevelt room once or twice that is what trump is trying to do. >> letting families and small businesses keeping more of their money is always good. it is good for them, it is good for their families, good for their state and community and it is good for the overall economy. you have known that. you know forever. you

i commend jordan for your support. it's for the escalation, including particularly your very important role. it needs to those of them. and that's a little chart of them for your relentless efforts to get to meditate and assistance into gaza, including the personal efforts and wisdom of his majesty. for my thoughts, i will keep pushing for the removal of all obstacles to live, save, engage for motor excess and for more than 3 points. but we must face facts that will be no sustainability. many sat in solution with the not going was as blog the as these. let me repeat, not seeing justifies the martin's october to 7 attacks and also thinking by i'm us and nothing just suffice the collective punishment of the palestinian people. the fact the delivery of humanitarian dave required is the may have you have the liberty of what you may need that in the ceasefire. the needs is urgent. i was at the subordinate crossing these weekends and i met with engine is part of cd and civilians. and the directly from all of from like me, mi

now israel was facing three fronts: egypt, jordan and syria. iraq and saudi arabia also came to the field for financial and military support. israel seemed to be under siege. as pressures mount in tel aviv, levy eshkol finally, he agreed to hand over military affairs , because he was also the minister of defense at the same time. moshe dayan, minister of defense. it became new so that it can manage the war. diane took matters into her own hands and the cabinet voted for war. 12 people in favor of war. and only two people were against it. the next morning, the order to attack was issued. code name sedinaram. as the sun rose on june 5, 1967, israeli pilots, who had trained for years for this day , entered the airbase's operations room and were confronted with targets for an attack on egypt. they have to postpone the operation until hours later they were executing. look. israeli planes flew to attack egypt and only 12 planes remained in their base to defend against possible attacks on telavim. israeli planes flew in complete silence for 45 minutes