when jordan belfort is concerned about our cocaine budget you know we have a problem. pam, i agree, keep on walking. jeremy from texas, pipe down i'm 153 years old and i need those checks. john from queen creek, arizona,. obama should hire donald trump to build his library. on time and under budget. michael from... have you ever had to tell stephen miller to calm down? i love miller. dan from clifton, texas,, stop telling me how to be a man. i remember when you were in beaumont, texas, and you were asked to pick up a nutria from the water and you squealed like a little girl. i've told you 100 times that was a performance. i was doing that for television. gary from tallahassee, florida,, i heard you confessed that you use straws and you like them wide. >> i used to drink out of them when i ordered mcdonald's but i'm my heart now.

entrepreneur and the original wolf of wall street, jordan belfort joins me now. how are you doing, jordan? >> i'm doing great. you're great topic tonight. yes. >> well, i wanted to have you on about this because you're seeing $5 trillion in payments. untraceable. what does that tell you? >> not by accident. listen, that's like the old trick in the book. back in the day, when i wanted to hide, like my spending from my father, who worked for me, he was just like he was the gatekeeper, right? so what do you do? you just leave everything blank. where did the money go? who knows? you got to. you can't trace it, right? so you don't just leave that blank by accident, right? some. someone's got that money. i mean, like, listen, there's worse than that. how about the social security? all the people that are 130 years old, it's like millions of people. where is that money? who's got the money? right? and then, you know, listen, you get the very big right 4.7 trillion and then you get the small and the ridiculous. and i actually wrote this down cause i want to get it wrong.

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