[cheers and applause] this weekend, our own jordan keller and desi lydic join the crowds for both theests. we turn to them now. - the big day had arrived, but i still had doubts. i needed reassurance from the people who had already said yes to trump. should i be nervous? - what are you worried about? - i don't know his friends super well, but they seem a little... white supremacy. - no, well, i've seen blacks. - you've seen blacks? - yeah. - well, not at the inauguration. just in general. - well, there's a lot here. look around. maybe not right here, but they're all around. - with all the players in place, i steadied myself for the big event. if you look up close, you can see the man who's gonna be running our country for the next four years. jared kushner is standing right next to dt. and wouldn't you know it? a little rain on the wedding day. - make america great again! - mazel tov. you may now grab the pussy. it's official. donald trump is president of-- is president of the united st-- i can't. i can't. so i began to panic. - [echoing] crime, tombstones across the landscape. ...and