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so to check it out we go live to senior political correspondent jordan klepper, people. (applause) jordan, trump challenged the media to check his claims. so what did you do. >> i [bleep] checked it, trevor. and right there on the website of the thing he boasted he owned 100 percent of it says that trump weinery is not owned, managed or affiliated with donald j. trump. >> trevor: but jordan, what kind of balls does it take to dare the press to check something that is so untrue? >> the kind of balls that gets sworn in next january. but the weinery is just the tip of this. take these trump steaks. now these are not trump steaks. because there is no such thing as trump steaks. jz but jordan he called them trump steaks. >> there used to be a thing called trump steaks back in 2007. trump used to sell them through the sharper image catalog. i assume between the doing segue and ionic mass tur baition water. >> trevor: well, who buys steaks at the sharper image. >> well, the jury is still out on that one, trevor. because according to sharper image's then c.e.o. they literally sol
so to check it out we go live to senior political correspondent jordan klepper, people. (applause) jordan, trump challenged the media to check his claims. so what did you do. >> i [bleep] checked it, trevor. and right there on the website of the thing he boasted he owned 100 percent of it says that trump weinery is not owned, managed or affiliated with donald j. trump. >> trevor: but jordan, what kind of balls does it take to dare the press to check something that is so untrue?...
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progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! everybody! we'll be right back!hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪pepsi cola four bandits chose a prius as their getaway car.. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is it to catch a prius? over. this thing is actually pretty fast. over. very funny. ♪ oh look, a farmer's market. we should get some flowers for the car. yeah! holly! toyota. let's go places. what beer may i fetch you, my lord? umm... i'll have a redd's apple ale. and perhaps a wrench. no. a wrench, a wrench. redd's apple ale. also in strawberry and green apple. also in strawberry and green apple. we need to be ready for my name's
progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! everybody! we'll be right back!hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an...
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back. its intelligent drive is msystems...ng. paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...and self-braking...show-stopping. the all-new glc. mercedes-benz resets the bar for the luxury suv. starting at $38,950. before it was honey in these honey nut cheerios, it was honey being collected. and honey getting made. and honey that was just beginning. ♪crunchy is bold. crispety, crunchety is bolder than bold... but crispety, crunchety and peanut-buttery? that's bolder, than bolder, than bolder, than bold! bolder than bold. crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery! butterfinger defirst deodorant activated by movement.'s as you move, fragrance capsules burst to release extra freshness all day. motionsense. protection to keep you moving. degree.it won't let you down. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back. this week marks the start of march madness, the one time of year it's socially acceptable to be a gambling addict. the m
jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back. its intelligent drive is msystems...ng. paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...and self-braking...show-stopping. the all-new glc. mercedes-benz resets the bar for the luxury suv. starting at $38,950. before it was honey in these honey nut cheerios, it was honey being collected. and honey getting made. and honey that was just beginning. ♪crunchy is bold....
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back. with hamburger buns most just hope to keep it together. but the new bun on a dave's single and double brings a hamburger together. it's a tribute to dave's perfect ratio of bun, to beef to toppings to...other bun. a deliciously different harmony of textures juicy. crispy. melty. soft. that's the real key. while some wouldn't think this much about it wendy's likes. good. buns. and we cannot lie. dave's single and double who knew being so well-rounded could give you the edge. who knew being so well-rounded are you eating lucky charms? no. this is a dream. they're magically delicious. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right n
jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back. with hamburger buns most just hope to keep it together. but the new bun on a dave's single and double brings a hamburger together. it's a tribute to dave's perfect ratio of bun, to beef to toppings to...other bun. a deliciously different harmony of textures juicy. crispy. melty. soft. that's the real key. while some wouldn't think this much about it wendy's likes. good. buns. and we cannot lie. dave's single and double who knew...
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progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! everybody! we'll be right back!ay where's the beef? means something different. some use beef frozen from far away. but wendy's believes the juiciest hamburgers are made from fresh beef raised... right here. land of the beef, home of the deliciously different dave's double. we wonerere. and here. and here. here. and here. uh, here. also in here. back there. behind here. even next to these guys, here. in the nation's largest, independent study, rootmetrics just named verizon number one network for the fifth time in a row, here. so when the other guys claim they're the best, remember: there's only one, number one. and now we'll pay up to $650 to switch to the best network. this one right here. but pantene is making my hair hairpractically unbreakable.ff. the new pro-v formula makes every inch stronger. so i can love my hair longer. strong is beautiful. pantene. me and you. go! contest, you're going to flinch. your eyes are hurting. you're about to break. ughhh. gaaaa! there it was. do you even have eyes behind those? (
progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! everybody! we'll be right back!ay where's the beef? means something different. some use beef frozen from far away. but wendy's believes the juiciest hamburgers are made from fresh beef raised... right here. land of the beef, home of the deliciously different dave's double. we wonerere. and here. and here. here. and here. uh, here. also in here. back there. behind here. even next to these guys, here. in the nation's...
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper. we'll be right back.etting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited data for fifty bucks each, and a fourth line on us. hurry, only at t-mobile. we lager, filter and package cold for a cleaner, crisper taste. because every climb deserves a refreshing finish. whatever your mountain. climb on. put more fun in your day with ice-cream-flavored coffees at dunkin' donuts. go for delicious flavors like butter pecan, cookie dough, or new pistachio. enjoy one today. america runs on dunkin'. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back. this week marks the start of march madness, the one time of year it's socially acceptable to be a gambling addict. the madness of
jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper. we'll be right back.etting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited data for fifty bucks each, and a...
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progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! we'll be right back!avo) after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not toyota. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back! my guest tonight is the mayor of new york city. please welcome mayor bill deblasio! (cheers and applause) how do you do, mayor? >> very good to see you, trevor. >> trevor: how do you address a mayor? >> i think you did really well. >> trevor: that's it? yeah. how do you address trevor noah. >> trevor: you say what's up? what's up? >> trevor: thank you so much for being here. this is fun. because i live in your city. >> and we are happy you're here. >> trevor: i am one of your citizens, this is great. i have so many questions. what's up with the rats? no,
progress could take a while. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! we'll be right back!avo) after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not toyota. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. (cheers and...
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back.m brewing up an idea i think about where i've been. i consider the flavors... and then, i bring them together to create something new. blue moon. artfully brewed with valencia orange peel and a touch of coriander. something's brewing. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. theno one surface...out there. no one speed... no one way of driving on each and every road. but there is one car that can conquer them all. the mercedes-benz c-class. five driving modes let you customize the steering, shift points, and suspension to fit the mood you're in... and the
jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper, we'll be right back.m brewing up an idea i think about where i've been. i consider the flavors... and then, i bring them together to create something new. blue moon. artfully brewed with valencia orange peel and a touch of coriander. something's brewing. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right?...
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper. we'll be right back.ey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. starts march 29th at the newmcdonald's...ly game ...with 100 million food and cash prizes! that's more prizes than all the silver cars in the united states... ...which means 1 in 4 wins! you could be the one! do you think i'm gonna crack under pressure or conquer the field? defy expectations any day with always infinity. made with flexfoam. absorbs 10x its weight. rewrite the rules. always. as a truck driver,ty. i had a lot of time to smoke. i also had severe shortness of breath and a smoker's cough. i knew i had t
jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper. we'll be right back.ey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an...
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jordan klepper, everyone. jordan klepper. we'll be right back.reak the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. why are you so tired?ts... ahh, the "after lunch food coma." we've all been there. you had planned on ordering the salad, but the pasta and fries looked so good. now, you're trying to find a place to catch a few zzzs... without the boss catching you. next time, grab a great tasting 5-hour energy® shot. it'll help you stay alert and productive... no matter what's on the menu. now is the time for 5-hour energy®. thank you so much. did you say honey? hey, try some? mmm that is tasty. is it real? of course... are you? nope animated you know i'm always looking for real honey for honey nut cheerios well you've come to the right place. great, mind if i have another taste? not at all mmm you're all right bud? never better i don't know if he likes that. yeah part of the complete breakfast >>announcer: enter a world build a mighty fortress. summon the bravest heroes... ...and fight for glory! forge alliances with other players!
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sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan klepper takes on the nightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he knows mexico needs the u.s. when it comes to trade, just the way the u.s. needs mexico. >> i have to say we're not-- i am not going to pay for that [bleep] wall.dy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [♪] [cheers and applause] >> larry: all right. welcome to the show. what a great crowd we have tonight. thank you very much. very kind. i'm larry wilmore. thank you. i appreciate it. i appreciate it. it was like larry! i appreciate the effort but man, we have a great show for you guys tonight. from the smash broadway hit hamilton daveed diggs joins you. so amazing you'll want to stick around for that. i have to start
sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan klepper takes on the nightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he...
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sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan klepper nightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he knows mexico needs the u.s. when it comes to trade, just the way the u.s. needs mexico. >> i have to say we're not-- i am not going to pay for that [bleep] wall. [♪] [cheers and applause] >> larry: all right. welcome to the show. what a great crowd we have tonight. thank you very much. very kind. i'm larry wilmore. thank you. i appreciate it. i appreciate it. it was l
sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan klepper nightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he knows mexico...
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sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan kleppernightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he knows mexico needs the u.s. when it comes to trade, just the way the u.s. needs mexico. >> i have to say we're not-- i am not going to pay for that [bleep] wall.g ] hello, i'm wolf blitzer. tonight on "the situation room," the president's poll numbers hit an all-time low and the fallout has begun. gail norton, general broderick, and andy card have decided to, as the saying goes, "spend more time with their families." now john snow, scott mcclellan, and even donald rumsfeld, are rumored to be next. is this just the beginning of a bush staff blood bath? we'll speak first with new white house chief of staff, joshua bolten. mr. bolten, good evening. good eve
sure you follow us on twitter at the "the daily show" and tonight, on "@midnight" our very own jordan kleppernightly show's mike yard, yeah, that's right. and all of the "@midnight" all stars, so ron funchs is going to be there, so good luck jordan and if you done win, we'll still love you but you will be fired. yes. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> he thinks he's going to be successful and mexico is going to pay for the wall because he knows mexico...
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but luckily "the daily show kw jordan klepper checked them seriously. >> right there on the website of00% of, it says that trump winery is not owned, managed or affiliated with donald j. trump. there used to be a thing called trump steaks back in 2007 used . trump used to sell them. according to sharper images they literally sold almost no steaks. there was a trump magazine. they published about 10 issues like this one with its hard hitting cover story with champagne and [ bleep] . trump airlines [ bleep] . trump water is generic water. trump university a joke. i spent all night looking into this stuff and it's all [ bleep] >> he gets tonight's last word. our live coverage continues next with chris matthews with reactions to tonight's republican debate.
but luckily "the daily show kw jordan klepper checked them seriously. >> right there on the website of00% of, it says that trump winery is not owned, managed or affiliated with donald j. trump. there used to be a thing called trump steaks back in 2007 used . trump used to sell them. according to sharper images they literally sold almost no steaks. there was a trump magazine. they published about 10 issues like this one with its hard hitting cover story with champagne and [ bleep] ....