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cheesier (cheers and applause) >> welcome to the daily shoarks i'm jordan klepper. >> our guests tonighte day relurg ent roland emmerich is here. >> now you may notice neefort us are trevor noah. that is tonight we'll be talking about something near and dear to our hearts, white people. >> for years white people in this country have been relegated to places like vermont. >> old episodes of friends. >> and the first 450 pages of your american history text book. >> but this year is different. >> this entire election is going to be an election of the white working class voter. >> white working class voters feel like their economic status has shifted in recent decades. >> there are a lot of white voters who are sick about hearing about racism. >> they oppose free trade, deeply hostile to immigration and in many cases to the cultural and demographic diversity of the country. >> white voters are still making up more than three quarters of the electorate. >> yes, three quarters of voter this year are still going to be white. making us 2016's cover eted demographic. >> finally an election where

cheesier (cheers and applause) >> welcome to the daily shoarks i'm jordan klepper. >> our guests tonightdence day relurg ent roland emmerich is here. >> now you may notice neefort us are trevor noah. that is tonight we'll be talking about something near and dear to our hearts, white people. >> for years white people in this country have been relegated to places like vermont. >> old episodes of friends. >> and the first 450 pages of your american history text book. >> but this year is different. >> this entire election is going to be an election of the white working class voter. >> white working class voters feel like their economic status has shifted in recent decades. >> there are a lot of white voters who are sick about hearing about racism. >> they oppose free trade, deeply hostile to immigration and in many cases to the cultural and demographic diversity of the country. >> white voters are still making up more than three quarters of the electorate. >> yes, three quarters of voter this year are still going to be white. making us 2016's cover eted demographic. >> finally an election wh