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i am no longer jordan klepper of "the daily show." i am now jordan klepper of "the opposition."ow me to expose the first lie. this is not my studio. ( laughter ) this is simply a big green screen set up to project big fat lies behind my big fat head. you can digitally insert any background of your choosing. benghazi, the kremlin, the white house. ( laughter ) these are the fabrications you, trevor, know of for speed dial down your audience's pie hole. >> trevor: you told me to introduce you from your studio. >> that is true, and you fell for it ( laughter ) shows how easily you and the mainstream media can be manipulated. gotcha. ( laughter ) also, thank you for trusting me. ( laughter ) now, allow me to expose a second lie. trevor. >> trevor: dude, come on, don't -- >> trevor? >> trevor: no. >> trevor? >> trevor: don't, don't -- >> ah-ha! >> trevor: oh, man... >> we were here this whole time only feet apart. you see, here's what i plan to do on my new show. i want to expose the greedy globalist who chase power and money. i also want to get more twitter followers and build my br

for more on jeff sessions, let's go live to trump tower where senior transition correspondent jordan klepper by, everybody. - thank you, trevor. [applause] thank you. trevor, jeff sessions is a great pick for attorney general. i'm proud of trump for making such a bold choice. - okay, hold on, jordan, before we move on, what the hell are you wearing? - oh. you know, trump doesn't trust the media, so the only way i can get close enough to trump tower without getting noticed is to dress up as a hot dog vendor. - i don't think you're blending in, jordan. you look like you're selling hot dogs in the 1950s. - well, that's where most of trump's policies come from, so i thought i'd fit right in. - let's talk about this. a lot of people are worried about jeff sessions. he's so anti-immigration, you know, between him and trump, where does this end? will there be mass deportation of illegal immigrants? - well, sure, some people might call it mass deportation while others may call it opening up late-night hosting opportunities for hard-working legal americans. - jordan, i keep telling you, i'm not illeg