but before we go let's check in with jordan klepper at the opposition." re. >> trevor, did you hear? mark zuckerberg has been hoovered up all my private data. >> trevor: it's just facebook, man. what's the worst thing they can share about you? >> everything, trevor-- your call logs, your location, which cool 90s character you are? >> trevor: oh, yeah, i actually did that quiz. i got "the fresh prince." >> i got david corkoresh. >> trevor: you want to shut that shit down. the opposition is next. but here it is, your moment of zen. >> you're not comfortable with this tweet that was sent out this morning gidon't like reading about it, no. >> will you be sharing that with the white house? will you be sharing that-- will you be asking, for instance, mike pompeo-- >> i guess i'm sharing it right now, allison. >> well, let's talk about-- i guess you are. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central (applause). >> jordan: let's go. wipe that daily show out of your eyes and stap in. it is already april 119 my guest is author of the opposite of hat

but before we go let's check in with jordan klepper at the opposition." , did you hear? mark zuckerberg has been hoovered up all my private data. >> trevor: it's just facebook, man. what's the worst thing they can share about you? >> everything, trevor-- your call logs, your location, which cool 90s character you are? >> trevor: oh, yeah, i actually did that quiz. i got "the fresh prince." >> i got david corkoresh. >> trevor: you want to shut

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"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...zen. >> a crazy burglar investigation. a home intruder found snacking and naked in one woman's bathroom. a woman came home to find evelyn washington in a tub full of water eating the home owner's cheetos while taking a bath.nsoy ccomedy centralaking a bath.nsoy ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: time is an invention, and the chinese are trying to steal it, so get in here right now. it's april 19, and my guests tonight are jay chandrasekhar and steve lemme from the comedy troupe broken lizard. ( applause ) i'll fix them later. couch soldiers, they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." me? i'm surrounded by so many enemies, it only looks like i don't have friends. let me catch you up.

stay tuned, "the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up. now here it is...e current of the united states was with prostitutes peeing on each other in moscow in 2013, it's possible, i don't know. >> jim, it's possible. and it's possible martians were in that room peeing on the prostitutes, too. >> jordan michael cohen, trump's lawyer and fixer. he can make any problem disappear. he's the reason no one's ever heard of stormy daniels. he's just that good. and today we learned that his client list goes beyond the commander in chief. >> nbc news has confirmed, inside that courtroom that the third client, michael cohen's third client, is sean hannity. >> wow. >> jordan: save your wow's, msnb-quiet. just because sean works with the fixer doesn't mean he's done anything that needs fixing. i should know, because i... am michael cohen's secret fourth client!

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...>> you have a taint group within the office that will look at these documents to make sure it really protects mueller's investigation from any question of taint -- ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: i called it! i called it! it's april 10, and my opponent tonight is the log cabin

"the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up next.. you -- you are special. you remind me of my daughter, you know. he's, like, you're smart, beautiful and a woman to be reckoned with and i like you. i like you. (applause). >> jordan: i need you to wrap your brain around this, it is already march 14th. nie o poantd racial justice advocate maya wiley. there is so much to cover. but all roads lead to pennsylvania. a state famous for rocky, low quality bells and now betrayal. , a special congressional election last night district 18 which trump won by 20 points may have turned blue and elected democrat conor lamb. district-- i know, i am upset as well.

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...nounced on social media and according to tradition posted on a bulletin outside buckingham palace. john. >> the bookies have already put up bets about the name will be mary, has got the best odds. >> i was hoping for sh shaniqua. >> you would make a bunch of money if you bet on that. >> yes! ( laughter ) ( applause ) red by comedy central by ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: get in here! let's go! it's already april 23. my guest tonight is author and "new york times" columnist ross douthat. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, i'll put his fake news to bed later. but first, do you want sound legal advice but aren't near a billboard? well, there's only one place to turn: fox news' "justice with judge jeanine." this show is hosted by jeanine pirro, a former prosecutor,

stay tuned, "the oppositon with jordan klepper" is coming up next.nt of zen. >> the former f.b.i. assistant director, now the c.o.o. of b.t.s. risk management, and a national security analyst. charlie sacks is still with me, contributing editor for "the weekly standard." also an msnbc contributor. and peter baker is the "washington post" chief white house correspondent. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ) [cheers and applause] >> jordan: free thinkers, press record, because i'm about to get busy with the truth and you'll want a tape of this. it's april 18. my guest tonight is a contributing editor at bustle, alicia menendez [cheers and applause] i'll correct her opinions la. the u.s. has been decisive following the chemical attack in syria. our diplomats condemned the action with firm language. our military launched strikes. and don, jr. found syria on a map all by himself.

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...e you ever heard the president lie? that's what i'm asking you. >> i've not, and the american people feel like what the treatment he has received from the top -- >> okay, a, i don't think you can talk about all of the american people. i'm asking you yourself, have you ever heard the president lie? >> have not. >> really? ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: stormy daniels has revealed new evidence in her fake story. >> here is the reveal of the sketch of the man who stormy daniels claimed threatened her. >> and to your recollection, is that the person that threatened you? >> absolutely. >> jordan: please! how much is her so-called "recollection" worth? $130,000? plus, she's lying! look, no guy that hot has to threaten porn stars for money. ( laughter ) i know the obama economy was bad, but you're telling me there wasn't a single opening for shirtless guy at abercrombie & fitch? wait a minute-- that guy looks familiar. chuck, let's see that again. good god. ( laughter )

stay tuned, "the oppositon" with jordan klepper is coming up next.atch what happens when she finds out who owns instagram. >> would you be surprised to learn that it's facebook? >> is it really? >> yeah. >> oh, my god. >> why do you say, "oh, my god?" >> because i've been hearing about mark zuckerberg, and a lot of people are calling him a slimy weasel. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: trevor out, jordan in. listen up! it's already april 12. my guest tonight is tech exec and diversity advocate, bari a. williams. ( cheers and applause ) she used to work at facebook and speak of the digital devil yesterday was day two of the facebook hearing in washington and congress has been grilling the hell out of that sick victorian boy who's been leeched too many times.

stay tuned "the opposition with jordan klepper," coming up next.'ll see you next thursday, mr. president. >> the phone line is open. >> call in again sometime. >> good-bye. >> bye. >> very nice of him to call in. >> you know, i think he was awake and he had a lot to say. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jordan: opposers! huge news today! >> bill cosby. guilty. guilty. guilty. >> guilty! guilty! guilty! >> jordan: would you, i think we're all thinking the same thing: that happened quick! only 43 years, nearly 60 accusers, and two full trials to get justice. wow. i guess it's just that easy. a man can go from free to behind bars in the blink... of a half century. progress is a slippery slope. 'cause if the judicial system starts listening to women this swiftly, what's next? investigating accusations against other former nbc stars

stay tuned, the oppositon" with jordan klepper is next.n on occasion like we all do on overseas travel. so when we travel from one, you know, time zone to the other time zone on the other side of the planet, i recommend that everyone on the plane take a sleep aid at certain times. ( cheers and applause ) (applause) ♪ ♪ >> jordan: all right hurry, hurry, it's already april 25th. my guest tonight is propublica education reporter annie waldman. but first, the amazon takeover continues. the latest? they're breaking into your (bleep) car. >> amazon will now be delivering orders straight to the trunk of your car. >> it's bringing packages

"the opposition" with jordan klepper is up next. now here it is... run is something all people, young people included should look up to. what would advice would you give to the 25-year-old donald trump if you had known what you know today? >> don't run for president. ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: tontd the opposition is breaking free from the studio and taking it to the street, the suburban streets, america faces an existential threat and it's coming for our kids because it is our kids. >> saturday students will continue their protest in washington d.c. at the march for our lives rally. >> march 24th, we are going to be marching together as students begging for our lives. >> they're too young to buy guns, why should they be making my gun laws. >> the dumbest members of society, the least capable are the youth. >> jordan: these crazy children think it is their place to enact change and pass meaningful gun regulations. even the folks around our nation's capitol are starting to welcome them. [bleep] can somebody take this, its a he just-- it's too