you do a show in comedy central on which you play a character whose name is jordan klepper. >> jimmy: jordan klepper here's tonight. explain who you're parodying. >> the show "the opposition," we sat tearize the fringe, the far-right, that's anti-mainstream, anti-facts, anti-reality, pro-kanye west, recently. >> jimmy: that's a twist, huh? >> it's a twist, who knew? >> jimmy: couldn't have ever guessed. >> i guess that's part of this character's beb i'm a littleas touched. alex jones, sean hannity, this fringy-right situatn. >> jimmy: the people who believe tetl atno the people who have the ea of the most powerful man in the world. so those littl? "the daily showr how many years? >> i was on it three years. >> jimmy: three years onth ily ow." y exciting fe oret g sure. >> jimmy: you brought a photograph that you wanted to go through here. ys, well -- that'sth oe iur a. well hardo read ty. and we announced our set to a bunch of critics, a bunch of netwecexk s >> jimmy: were theyn u announced the set? >> they were excited. i hadn' stnee giant shadow pen ich. that we didn't kno

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is... in 2018 going to with a referendum on donald trump? >> we go to the american people and say the following, you want to vote for impeachment? you want to impeach a president? you want to have nancy pelosi running the house of representatives? forget get it. comeerpz.( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] >> jordan: i'm taking the gloves off! both to fight and because it's warm outside. it's already may third. my guest tonight is actor ron livingston. [cheers and applause] let's do the thing. in the last few days, president trump, actual photo, has shaken up his legal team. ty cobb is out, presumably to get back to his cranberry bog. trump's bringing in impeachment expert emmet flood. not because he's worried or

"the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up next. now here it is...into a california business was caught on camera break dancing. after he entered the building, he did a little celebration dance. that man was eventually arrested. police say he stole a laptop and several keys from the building. wrong. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: the trev train's gone, and now it's klep o'clock. it's already may 15. my opponent tonight is journalist and "washington post" opinion writer, jonathan capehart. ( cheers and applause ) i'll give him the right opinions later. but first, opposers, there's danger around every corner, and no one's better at sniffing that danger out than e.p.a. administrator and smog rights activist scott pruitt. scott and i go way back. we have a hunting trip every fall where we douse a forest in napalm, put on gas masks, and go see what died. ( laughter )

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comedian jordan klepper. and music from blink-182. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate that. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for coming. thanks for standing. i appreciate that. i want to let you know that -- maybe you don't know this.

stay tuned, "the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up. now here it is... worker who fought back in a violent robbery. >> he had a blade on my neck like this. i pushed it away. he quickly took another one out. i kicked that one away like this. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ed by comedy central >> jordan: look at what i found, today's "new york times," which has robert mueller's questions to donald trump. these are stupid, dumb crap. i have the real questions people should be asking donald trump. question: how many people are saying trump has been the toughest on russia? >> how many? >> jordan: many people. the answer is many people. who has small hands? >> not donald trump. >> jordan: yes are i would say children or elves, maybe jeff sessions, bob mueller. the writers aren't in yet. it's early. what's greatest threat to national security after isis? >> trump. ( laughter ) >> jordan: what? these are the questions mueller

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...nic unemployment. any hispanics in the room. no, not so p. and, by the way, in all fairness, kanye west gets it! he gots it! keeper( cheers and applause ) ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: open your eyes and close your minds, it's already april 30th, my opponent tonight is the outgoing president of planned parenthood, cecile richards. but first, our border fence border is under attack-- from immigrants, fence rust, and birds that just fly right over it, completely illegally! we need a wall and a net! but the latest threat is a caravan of foreigners, who are standing on america's porch ringing our doorbell, while we pretend to not be home. >> the world has been following the journey of that caravan of asylum seekers, they faced

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...for senator? utah and making a real effort to show he's just your average joe. look at a recent fundraiser where he told supporters, my favorite meat is hot dog. by the way, that is my favorite meat. captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) it. >> jordan: hurry up and listen! it's already may 8,

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. moment of zen. >> he said to think about 400 years ago and be in that mindset today is a choice. get out of that mindset, and think about now. so that was a lot of controversy. >> he also, kanye did, said donald trump is one of rap people's favorite guys. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jordan: get in, get ready! it's already may 2nd, and my opponent tonight is cenk uygur, host of "the young turks." yes. he's later. this is now. first, i want to talk about a distressing attack that the m.s.m. is completely ignoring: >> take a look at these photos from adrian, michigan. yes, that's an angry mother goose attacking a golfer. isaac couling, the high-schooler participating in the golf tournament, got turned upside down, even lost his golf clubs while under assault. >> jordan: what! this goose on the

stay tuned, "the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up next. now here it is...serve the nobel prize? >> everyone thinks so but i would never say it. ( laughter ) you know what i want to do? i want to get it finished. the prize i want is victory for the world. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jordan: early this morning three americans who were held captive in north korea arrived home in america thank toses dn ald trump 6789 huge win. >> president trump, welcoming home three american prisoners just released from north korea. >> so of course our president knew exactly what to say at this historic moment. >> i think you probably broke the all-time in history television ratings for 3:00 mt morning. >> do you remember where you were for this hostage ratings bonanza. >> how about them apples cone heads the movie. >> eat it cindy crawford skin secrets. >> how you like that, reruns of the nanny. >> if these three guys don't have netflix sphinoff of their hostage release then i don't know how american diplomacy even works if

stay tuned "the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next.zen. >> this morning, michael cohen disputed avenatti's allegations. >> any response about avenatti? any response to avenatti? >> this document is nakerate. >> how do you feel about you may have changed an election? captioning sponsored by comedy centr captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jordan: today is the 50th birthday of epa chief and endangered animal fracker scott pruitt. i normally say hey, american taxpayer, let's all chip in and buy him a black hawk helicopter of a coal mine but apparently we already got him one of those last summer. so what did you pet the guy who already got himself, discounted price on a condo. plan him a fabulous trip to morocco. too late. the energy lobbyists already got him all that too. personally i will be honoring scotty by roasting polar bear kebabs over a pla

. >> trevor: that is our show for tonight, stay tuned the opposition with jordan klepper is coming upg americans will discover it is what they do they discover, they are learning all the time, the importance of team work, social skills, do have i social skills, i don't know. i have social media, that is for sure. i don't know about skill but have i a lot of media. captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: put on your helmets, kids. we're about to play rough. it's somehow may 30, and my guest tonight is rapper, author, and member of the wu-tang clan, lamont "u-god" hawkins. ( cheers and applause ) yes. i've been told he's nothing to (bleep) with. ( laughter ) but, first, i want to talk about one of my many best features: creativity. it's the skill that allowed me to claim a taxable income last year of negative $48. ( laughter ) now, everyone knows

stay tuned, "the opposition" with jordan klepper is coming up next. now here it is...stigation of hillary clinton where she was basically given a warning, she deletes -- >> nice, nice, nice, poor little hillary, we've got to be nice to her -- ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> jordan: today melania trump announced her new first lady platform departing from her old platform of clenched silence. it's called be best. and it is encourages kids to be positive on life it say great title. be best. finally childhood happiness is a competition. kid, do you want to be wees in positivity, easy, go find someone who is more positive and tweet that they are ugly in all caps. the worst that whats is you end up becoming president. the opposition starts now.

and later this week, shailene woodley, jordan klepper, dylan minnette, samantha bee plus music from blinkhello to matthew mcconaugy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wow. look at this. how are you, sir? >> thank you. know, it's rare -- it is rare that we get bottle service here at the show. >> this is -- >> jimmy: you cooked this up, right? >> this is my new juice. >> jimmy: uh-oh. >> long branch. been working on this for two years. >> jimmy: do you slug it or do you sip it?>> it can go either way. there's plenty if you just wit.n what do you mean you've been working on it for two years? >> a little smoky backbone. >> jimmy: have you really been working on it? like you've been cooking tshiye? >> i've been working with wild . master distiller eddie russell three years ago i said i always wanted to have my own bourbon to make something that's a texas kentucky combination. he started sending me samples and we started steepg it in mesquite and sent me samples over 2 1/2 years. >> jimmy: how many samples over 2 1/2 years? >> 88. >> jimmy: does he want to kill you by the end of it? >> the late-night n

tomorrow night, shailene woodley, jordan klepper and music from blink 182.a bee, dylan minnette, and anderson paak. our first guest is an actor, writer, producer and immortal being who risks his life for you. the moviegoer. he plays the owner of the world's most dangerous amusement park in "action point." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? so i learned something interesting. i didn't realize this. because i assumed -- now "action point" is based on a park called action park, the amusement park. >> the most dangerous theme park of all-times. the owner is like, i'm not going to hassle kids with rules, i'll leave safety up to them, "lord of the flies" with booze and weed. >> jimmy: i've been to action park many times. we'd drive up there, you could get in with coke cans, a whole thing. it really was -- every member of my family was injured in that park at some tooint time or another. they called the traction park. >> class action park. >> jimmy: the lawyers called it. people