stay tuned, "the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. t is, your moment of zen. ♪ the home of the free and the home of the brave ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: it's time to see the truth. it's already june 5, and my guest toniulitzer prize-winning journalist sheri fink. give it up. ( cheers and applause ) opposers, let's talk tough talk. our president does it, i do it... under my breath, to the bartender, who never remembers my usual cocktail: an "abstinence on the beach." ( laughter ) it's the only drink that's 100% effective. ( laughter ) but this weekend, npr dropped audio of former trump lawyer michael cohen talking tough to a reporter on behalf of the big man. >> michael cohen's bare knuckle tactics in defense of donald trump captured on recordings that have just been made public. >> if you run this story, i'm going to mess your life up, for the rest, for as long as you're on this frigging planet. i'm going to turn around, you're going to have judgments against you for so much money, you'll never know

before we go, tonight is the final night of "the opposition with jordan klepper." d everyone. they're on a fantastic run. jordan will be back on comedy central in a brand-new show in the coming months. stay tuned for "the opposition"'s final episode. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> these people, i look at them. i say that's elite? we have more money, we've got more brains, we've got better houses, apartments, we've got nicer boats, we're smarter than they are and they say the elite. we're the elite! you're the elite! let's call ourselves from now on the super elite. we're the super elite. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: opposers, it's already june 28, and my opponent tonight is them. that's right. i told you back in episode one that them is in an all-out assault on us. yes! yes! yes! them, them hates us, which

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...w do you ensure north korea is not all talk, no action? >> can we ensure anything? can i ensure you will be able to sit down properly when you sit down? you can't ensure anything. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: get ready, get set, get in here. it's already june 12, and my opponent tonight is journalist and podcast host, mike pesca. ( cheers and applause ) opposers, it is a bold new world. yesterday, president trump made history. no, not by legalizing big-game hunting on the white house lawn. heyost didn't notice. no, i'm talking about his trip to singapore for a historic peace summit with north korean dictator kim jong-un.

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...nt of zen. >> we wish the president a happy birthday. doesn't look a day over 35. i'll take your questions. a little ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: lock and load your eyeballs, america. it's already june 14, and my opponent tonight is a senior fellow at the foreign policy research institute and author of the new book, "messing with the enemy," clint watts. ( cheers and applause )

stay tuned for "the opposition" with jordan klepper. coming up next. now here it is...i told you that the hot dog shooting wasn't an accident? that if you know him, you know it was just who he is. >> the phanatic has faced lawsuits five times and is likely the most sued mascot in the majors. >> what the hell is he supposed to be? a fat tortle? >> i was there when he bought it. i was, like, philly, why do you need a hot dog canon? he said maybe some day i have to pop you in the mouth with one. i was, like, this guy's spicey

stay tuned, "the opposition" is coming up with jordan klepper. now here it is... heering ) >> mmm! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ central >> jordan: opposers, president trump doesn't give a crap whether you stand for the flag anymore because today trump set a new standard for patriotism. show 'em! ( applause ) ( laughter ) >> jordan: oh man! that's a full body salute. my president loves this country so goddamn much, he can't keep his hands of

stay tuned, "the opposition" is jordan klepper is coming up next. now here it is...'s beautiful. >> join us, lebron. become a golden state warrior. >> why? so people can can just hate on me the way they do k.d.? nah, bury me in the eastern conference with my ancestors because they knew getting swept was better than -- >> oh, lebron! ♪ comedy central >> jordan: opposers get in here, it is already june 11th, my o upon ent is gun safety advocate shan on watts. >> yes, we'll dual later but first i want to update you on an intense international story that could send shock waves around the globe. ihop. home of america's favorite 3 a.m. pancake and sadness combo. any last week ihop announced that it is changing its name to

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. now here it is...oment of zen. >> some are allegations, some are fact. he is acting like a opposer, do you feel healthy right now, well, stop it, interest has never been a bet are time to get sick because the government says medicine care will become insolvent by 2026. that's right. we can't afford to keep taking care of sick people. it's not cheap like going to war. sorry. so if you have been thinking about contracting a major disease, now is the time. i'm talking lupis, gangrene, gout, fiddler's elbow, whatever it s you got eight years. after that you better get healthy and stay that way for the next-- forever. because come 2026 the safety net is going to be replaced by a

"the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. zenow here it is... roseanne controversy. here's his tweet. iger, where is my apology? >> i've got the phone number if you'd like to call and apologize to the whole family. >> we'll take a break on >> today president trump flexed his rippling six pack of pardoning muscles by kicking offer the day by promising to-- di nesh d'souza. and trump also floated the possibility of pardoning rod blagojevich and martha stewart, two historically wronged american was he just happened to know from the apprentice. you know what that

stay tuned, "the opposition with jordan klepper is up next." first, your moment of zen. >> oooh!, i only work at night. ♪ ♪

stay tuned, "the opposition with jordan klepper" is coming up next. home of the free and the home of the brave ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: it's time to see the truth. it's already june 5, and my guest tonight is pulitzer prize-inlist sheri fink. give it up. ( cheers and applause ) opposers, let's talk tough talk. our president does it, i do it... under my breath, to the bartender, who never remembers my usual cocktail: an "abstinence on the

tomorrow night, shailene woodley, jordan klepper and music from blink 182. and anderson paak. our first guest is an actor, writer, producer and immortal being who risks his life for you. the moviegoer. he plays the owner of the world's most dangerous amusement park in "action point." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? so i learned something interesting. i didn't realize this. because i assumed -- now "action point" is based on a park called action park, the amusement park. >> the most dangerous theme park of all-time. the owner is like, i'm not going to hassle kids with rules, i'll leave safety up to them, "lord of the flies" with booze and weed. >> jimmy: i've been to action park many times. it's in vernon, new jersey. we'd drive up there, you could get in with coke cans, a whole thing. it really was -- every member of my family was injured in that park at some point in time or another. they called the traction park. class action park. the lawyers called it. people would