jordan klepper "fingers the pulse." and john david washington. this is "the daily show with trevor noah." ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you coming out in person. i can feel it! take a seat, everybody. we've got a great show for you tonight. the united kingdom has a new prime minister to replace their new prime minister, china celebrated xi jinping and the most awkward way possible, and our very own jordan klepper starts a civil war. plus the one and only john david washington is joining us! [cheers and applause] so let's do this, people! let's jump straight into today's headlines. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] all right, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. according to the national assessment of educational progress, u.s. students have suffered a record drop in their math scores. now many experts say that the two years of covid disruptions are to b

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jordan klepper will be on the show today. >> i'm wide awake. >> i want to show you snl, it's got a horrorme more popcorn, you want some? >> sure. sometimes a familiar face can be the most terrifying. >> in political news, president biden has said he intends to run for reelection in 2024. >> no. >> you trusted him once. >> i know he's a little old, but he could still win. right? he beat trump. >> but can he beat desantis? >> i don't know. i don't know. >> can you trust him again? >> he's 79 now. election is in two years. so that means -- >> when it feels like nothing's going right. >> gas prices are still kind of high. >> even though it kind of is. >> why are we so worried, he's done so much, student debt relief, nato, infrastructure bill. >> but he fell off his bike once. >> according to this article, he's not actually going to run in 2024. he's just saying he is to present a united front before the midterms. >> what a relief. >> i mean, i love the guy, but he did his part. >> but if biden's not going to run, who will? >> just when you thought the terror was over. >> i don't know, i don't