this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. joe biden is getting a celebrity makeover, new yorkers are furious that traffic might go away, and leslie jones is joining us tonight! [cheers and applause] yeah. plus, the legend huey lewis will be here! [cheers and applause] so let's get into headlines. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's begin with the breaking news: sam bankman-fried, disgraced crypto mogul and man who got bitten by a radioactive pube, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for all his crypto scams. [cheers and applause] hopefully this saga has taught people not to fall for the easy money scam that is bitcoin. >> bitcoin on fire, touching another all-time high yesterday. >> bitcoin hits another record. the world's largest cryptocurrency surged above $72,000 today, a new all time high. >> jordan: buy bitcoin. use kid's college tuition account. sure thing. yeah, not a problem. speaking of money, le

this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got a great show for you tonight. we're going to get into the big question america's grappling with right now: if someone tried to overthrow democracy and kill the vice president, is that a red flag? let's get into it. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] right now, there's a big story at the crossroads of media, politics, and insurrections. just days after being hired by nbc news, former rnc chairwoman ronna mcdaniel is back on linkedin. >> nbc news is now cutting ties with the former rnc chair, ronna mcdaniel, days after hiring her as a contributor because of major backlash from some of its biggest anchors. >> i find the decision to put her on the payroll inexplicable. >> they say that it wasn't because mcdaniel is a republican, but because she helped promote donald trump's lies about the 2020 presidential election and assisted in efforts to overturn the results. >> trump posted on truth social: "wow! ronna mcdaniel got fir

this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. florida tells teens to touch grass, the supreme court finds out what women want, and donald trump just read a book. so let's get into tonight's headlines, shall we? [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's begin with the ongoing legal woes of america's defendant-in-chief, donald trump. trump has just over a week to come up with a $175 million bond in his real estate fraud case. and if he can't get it from selling shares in his social media company, or borrowing from his billionaire friends, or teaming up with giuliani for a sexy car wash... then, this latest very classy business venture just might do the trick. >> i'm proud to be partnering with my very good friend, lee greenwood -- who doesn't love his song "god bless the usa" -- in connection with promoting the "god bless the usa" bible. this bible is the king james version and also includes our founding father documents.

and jordan klepper talks to the last nikki haley fan.s get right into our ongoing coverage of "indecision 2024." [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with the race to control the senate. one of the tightest races is in arizona, and although we don't know who's going to win, we already know who is going to lose. >> breaking news from the nation's capital. independent senator kyrsten sinema of arizona announcing she will not run for reelection. >> polling in the last months has shown her with support of just 15-25%, losing to gallego and kari lake. she met the ire of a great many democrats around the country, refusing to pass filibuster reform that would have allowed for the protection of abortion around the country and to codify roe v. wade. >> in 2022, sinema blocked a critical spending bill to protect a tax break for the ultra-wealthy. >> ronny: that's right, senator kyrsten sinema is stepping down to spend more time with her family, goldman and sachs. and i love how she says she's not running for reelection in arizona like i

jordan klepper! hey!eers and applause] [laughs] >> jon: i don't mean this to disparage. do you have any experience in aeronautics? or business? or anything? >> uh, no. >> jon: okay, okay. >> but i brought this wrench to the interview and they were like, "oh, my god, you have exactly what we've been looking for!" [applause] >> jon: can't be worse than what they had. jordan klepper all this week. here it is, your "moment of zen." >> none of this would be happening if donald trump wasn't running for president. they've issued 91 indictment against donald trump. charles manson faced ten. ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ keeps has given

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and finally, let's go to the putin victory party at the kremlin with jordan klepper. applause] >> michael: jordan you've been to a lot of political rallies, how does this compare? >> jordan: it's great, michael! no notes! what a win for democracy! >> michael: really? you're not gonna do that thing where you talk to kooks who are blindly faithful to their party leader? >> jordan: no, michael. everybody is normal here and i have no reason to question or subversively mock anyone. okay?! putin, 2024! >> desi: russia's a free and open democracy! speak your mind! let's hear some cutting barbs! >> jordan: are you trying to get me [bleep] killed?! hey hey! privyet, mr. president! six more years! six, hundred more years! oh, and good luck in november! >> michael: wait, he has another election this november? >> jordan: a big one! just not in russia! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> desi: okay! thank you, everyone. it's great to see democracy in action! >> michael: so true. when we come back: spring break! don't go away. [cheers and applause] the moment a friend becomes a real

comedian jordan klepper. bernie sanders. eric holder. thank you for being my first guest.most consequential of our lifetimes but this one feels like it is joe biden democrats should not be on their heels, they should be on offense on every issue i mentioned. >> conversations about politics are happening on every platform you can possibly imagine. >> would she be receiving the same critique if she was a white male? >> no. >> donald trump is not the victim. we have to talk about the crazy things he is doing, even if we are tired of it. >> he should never have been in the white house and should never be there again. >> this president will do those things again. >> he engages in what psychologists call projection, whenever he accuses some years of doing something, almost guaranteed he is doing it himself or already done it. >> a good things there was a tape >> we believe donald trump lives by different set of rules, this indictment is a sign that justice still matters in this country. >> if you cannot win in november, we should not be in the discussion. >> he is a loser? >> ye

aren't going to change your mind, whether we give them facts while comedians on the daily show, jordan klepper will routinely go to trump rallies. and one point he was doing interviews and you tell people all these bad things that, president biden was doing. and then the reporter would say, oh, i'm sorry, i'm mistaken. i meant donald trump. and the people that they're speaking completely flipped their stories and defended trump until the the width. whatever things they can think of that all it wasn't his fault or he didn't mean to do it that way. so it's there's there's no changing minds of the people that are already lined up behind them. >> well, let me ask you this then if there's no changing minds, if you had a moment to interact with them, what would you say to them in a word, in a sentence >> what i tried i tried to talk reason. >> i mean, that's it's >> being emotional, doesn't help use facts, but apparently that doesn't help either because i have conversations with people that i'm friends with that are still have doubts about what happened on january 6, and they refuse to watch anythin