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this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. president biden joins the maga movement, conservatives are totally not mad about taylor swift, and john leguizamo is here! so let's get into another installment of "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura loomer, a 9/11 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 9/11 ceremony yesterday. a 9/11 truther at a 9/11 ceremony? is that like an atheist going to easter mass? "well, i don't believe in any of this, but as long as you guys are having fun!" and if you want an idea of just how extreme loomer is, marjorie taylor greene is calling her out for being racist. and not even in a "stop stealing my bit!" kind of w
this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. president biden joins the maga movement, conservatives are totally not mad about taylor swift, and john leguizamo is here! so let's get into another installment of "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] we are now just 53 days away from the...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so let's get into our continuing coverage of "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] so we at "the daily show" have been on a little bit of a summer break the past couple of weeks. and when we left off, vice president harris was riding a wave of momentum, with a successful convention andsurgin. sure. [cheers and applause] i don't know if that is a fair accounting but we will take it. since then, i've been out of the loop, just sitting on a sandy beach sipping on some mai tais, and i can only assume kamala remains on a smooth path to victory in november. so perhaps i'll take a comically large sip of this drink i brought back from the beach, for some
this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so let's get into our continuing coverage of "indecision 2024!"...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! make their cases to taylor alison swift. and whoever else happened to be watching. it was not a good night for trump. in terms of personal tragedies for him, i'd put it somewhere between "losing the 2020 election" and "the day fox news started letting female anchors wear pants." somewhere in there. and there was one moment that was probably the best example of just how badly trump did at the debate. >> in springfield, they are eating the dogs, the people that came in, they are eating the cats and they are eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there. >> jordan: "sir, the question was "state your name." now if you were one of the many people last night wondering why trump was shouting, "they're eating the dogs," let me explain. it started with a random facebook post where someone accused a haitian immigrant of stealing and eating their "neighbor's daughter's friend's cat." and if there's one thing we know about facebook posts, it's that they're always rigorously fact
this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! make their cases to taylor alison swift. and whoever else happened to be watching. it was not a good night for trump. in terms of personal tragedies for him, i'd put it somewhere between "losing the 2020 election" and "the day fox news started letting female anchors wear pants." somewhere in there. and there was one moment that was probably the best example of just how badly trump did at the debate. >>...
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jordan klepper returns for the rest of the week.en." >> if we could come up with a plan that is going to cost our people, our population less money and we better health care than obamacare, then i would absolutely do it. but until then, i would run it as good as it can be run be run. it's because of just a "yes" or it's because of just a "yes" or "no," you still do not have a captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ thursday night football on prime. it's on. ready to have some fun? it's buffalo versus miami, as thursday night football is back. afc east division rivals battle it out, in a high-powered offensive showdo
jordan klepper returns for the rest of the week.en." >> if we could come up with a plan that is going to cost our people, our population less money and we better health care than obamacare, then i would absolutely do it. but until then, i would run it as good as it can be run be run. it's because of just a "yes" or it's because of just a "yes" or "no," you still do not have a captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com - ♪ i'm going down to south park...