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joining me is jordan klepper with his new special jordan klepper fingers the polls, rallied together.central, and youtube. i want to get all of your thoughts. >> let's get into it. >> you are a seasoned vet of maga land. >> i have been there. i have the t-shirt. i tried to return it. they just keep giving me a new one. >> written in the new york times far from's showing strength, he's writing about msg. far from still -- showing strength they showed it is a spent and exhausted force even if it is not yet defeated. i wonder as you go to these events whether that comports with the reality you are witnessing. does it feel like a movement that has lost steam that is more carnival than it is political movement? >> i do feel like the circus has come through town many times. people are still coming out to see the three armed man still telling them self lies that that's not a prosthetic that it is a third arm. we are seeing less and less people there. the diehards are there. we see a lot of people who have been to 93 rallies and keep going to more. it's like the deadheads. hearing those detai

daily show presents jordan klepper fingers the pulse rally together. for making me say that, jordan. it is basically everywhere. jordan. i want to get all your thoughts. >> sure. let's get into it. so, you know, you are a seasoned vet of maga-land >> i have been there, bought the t-shirt. tried to return it. they do not do it. gives me a different one. crew neck not a v-neck. "new york times," far from showing strength, writing about the msg, far from strength it shows the maga movement is a spent and exhausted force even if it is not defeated. i wonder as you go to these events if that comports with the reality you are witnessing. does it feel like a movement lost steam more carnival than it is political movement? >> i do feel like the circus has come through town many times. but people are still coming out to see the three-armed man and telling themselves lies it is not a prosthetic it is a third arm, indeed. but we are seeing less and less people. the diehards are there. a lot of people who have been to 93 rallies and keep going to more and more rall

>> jordan: and i'm jordan klepper! e are legally not allowed to agree with each other. >> so if i say we need stronger helmets in football to prevent concussions... >> jordan: i say, [bleep] that! we were born with a helmet. it's called a skull. >> well, lucky for us, yours is empty. it's october: the one month where practically every league is going at it like some kind of sports gang bang. >> jordan: that's right. there's more balls flying around than that time ronny wore his daisy dukes to the office. >> well, that's on you for looking. >> jordan: and nowhere is the sports gang bang hotter than right here in new york! between the liberty, the mets, the yankees, the knicks, this city could only be happier if ronny announced he was leaving it. >> well, if i ever leave, it's because your mom is getting too clingy. >> jordan: nice one, ronny. i hope you get circumcised in your sleep. and while many new york sports fans are celebrating, there's one team showing us that boeing ain't the only one with imploding jets. >> now

jordan klepper with "the daily show," thank you again, jordan. great work out there, man. thank you for what you're doing. the daily show presents jordan cleper, fingers the pulgs, rally together and that is available on paramount plus. jordan, great to see you. >>> when we come back republicans are losing some key court battles over the 2024 election and election day isn't e:here yet. lisa rubin joins me coming up next. rubin joins me coming up next i still love to surf, snowboard, and, of course, skate. so, i take qunol magnesium to support my muscle and bone health. qunol's extra strength, high absorption magnesium helps me get the full benefits of magnesium. qunol, the brand i trust. (man) these men of means with their silver spoons. what will become of them when they discover robinhood gold allows others to earn their very liberal rates on idle cash. they would descend into chaos. >>> we are one week out from election day. the trump campaign is setting the stage for a legal fight after voting ends that its allies are already racking up losses in their efforts to restr

extra me now is jordan klepper's new special airs tomorrow night on comedy central, it is called the , rally together. jordan, we have talked about this before, i love your >>. i don't even know how they don't know who you are, maybe they do know who you are, but you have been going to these trump rallies for eight years now. we are just nine days out from an election. how have these rallies changed, how have they stayed the same? >> well, i will say, part of the conceit of this special was that we wanted to get new people in who hadn't been to a rally before, and see if i was seeing things differently than they were, and quite frankly, what we noticed is there is less of an energy there. there are not as many people showing up, it feels tired. there are definitely maga folks who are going around the loop, that have been there 1000 times, i met edward, on that with him, he has been there 93 times, he started going to every single freaking rally, but it seems like the circus has been around your town many, many times, and not everybody is showing up for this last go around >> you do he

for more on what rfk could do in a trump presidency, let's go live to cdc headquarters with jordan klepperse] jordan, why is the media paying attention to joe biden's gaffes when rfk running the cdc sounds like a much bigger deal? >> good question, ronny. it's because focusing on institutions like the cdc is what we in the media call "boring." no one wants to hear the overly complex details about how rfk is going to unvaccinate people by clamping down on their arms and sucking out their injections like it's a snake bite. >> ronny: wait, would that even work? >> you're getting lost in the weeds, ronny! the real scoop is that this morning, joe biden said he hopes kamala becomes "prezizent" of the united states. prezizent! are you [bleep] kidding me? what is going on here? well, i promise to get to the bottom of it in my new prime time special, "all the prezizent's men" >> ronny: wait, jordan, sorry, can we go back to what was that about rfk undoing my vaccinations? >> i don't know. i zoned out. it was something about summoning the power of the u.s. military to go door-to-door and yada, yada,

this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. we find out who joe biden is going to pardon, inflation is falling, and fox news says voting for a woman makes you gay. plus, my guest tonight: from "monty python," the legendary eric idle is here! [cheers and applause] so let's get into "indecision 2024!" ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with the number one issue for voters: the economy, everyone's favorite system of producing and distributing goods and services. inflation has been a major headache for america the past few years, but for those of you who like paying less for things, today brought some welcome news. >> some new economic info just today. we have new inflation numbers. annual inflation rate now 2.4%. that's according to the consumer price index. it is inflation's lowest point in three years. >> jordan: yeah! suck it, inflation! [cheers and applause] suck it! y

this is "the daily show," with your host, jordan klepper! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i am jordan klepper. i've got to tell you, we have so much to talk about tonight. politicians find a new tragedy to politicize, hurricanes are not affecting people who don't exist, and it turns out that fox news might not have told the truth. can you believe it? let's get right into headlines. [applause] ♪ ♪ let's start tonight with a little stroll down memory lane. remember the early days of the covid pandemic, when tests had just been developed but you couldn't find one to save your life? well, now we know where they went. >> there is reporting that former president trump, the then sitting president at the time, had "secretly sent putin a bunch of abbott point-of-care test machines for his personal use as the virus spread rapidly through russia." >> here is how the phone call goes between trump and putin. putin says, "please don't tell anybody sent these to me." trump: "i don't care. fine." putin: no, no. i don't want

and later, the daily shows jordan klepper is here with his latest reporting from maga land. which, as always, you just have to see to believe. it's that time of year. the political ads are wall-to- wall on tv. the candidates on their trailer during their absolute best punches on the campaign trail. for donald trump, that means the hours on joe rogan's podcast, making supporters weight literally hours for him at rallies and calling america a garbage can in the process. on the other hand, for kamala harris, that means a megawatt all-star lineup on the trail. this week, we saw barack obama and bruce springsteen in georgia, we saw beyonci in texas on friday night, and last night, we saw the singular force that is michelle obama. >> i hope you will forgive me if i'm a little frustrated that some of us are choosing to ignore donald trump's gross incompetence while asking to dabble us at every turn. i hope that you will forgive me if i am a little angry that we are in different to his erratic behavior, his obvious mental decline, his history as a convicted felon. a known slumlord.

applause] but before we go, we are going to check in with your host for the rest of the week, jordan klepperlause] >> wow. yeah. yes. yes. yes. so excited. [cheers and applause] very excited about -- very excited about hel posting this . yippee. >> jon: we talked about this, jordan. you've got to do the jumping thing! >> please, jon, this is so undignified. i am serious -- i have serious issues! >> jon: jump! >> this week, microplastics are in our blood in alarmingly high concentrations. premature death is now a foregone conclusion! [cheers and applause] >> jon: jordan klepper, everyone! now here it is, your "moment of zen." >> i don't like flies. get out of here, fly. never been a big fan of the flies. you don't mind my bringing that up, do you? anyway. this is a very aggressive sucker, this one. this o one in particular is very aggressive. like, i am going to be aggressive for our country. you can probably say that. you can probably say that. - the 1980s was all about "the sally jessy raphael show." she was a white lady with three names, two shoulder pads, and one concept-- worrying people