from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter! and jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shutting down. [ audience ohs ] it is bad, it is bad. you see the sign in front of the white house today? "coming soon, white castle." [ laughter ] that's not good. not good. we are three days away from a a shut down. two days away from a total collapse if you're a new york giants fan. [ audience ohs ] so it is not a good week. you know, i'm not saying things are going badly for the new york giants and eli manning. today, miley cyrus volunteered to twerk eli just so he could see what an end zone looked like. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of 0-3 teams, to help boost attendance, the winless jacksonville jaguars are offering fans two free beers if they buy a ticket to this weekend's game. [ laughter ] two beers, huh

from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter!nd jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shutting down. [ audience ohs ] it is bad, it is bad. you see the sign in front of the white house today? "coming soon, white castle."

from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter!ing! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shuttg