and music from josh abbott band. and now, here's jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hope you have a great weekend. true to the death, the worst possible thing that could happen to anyone, happened to me at 3:15 p.m. on friday my wifi went out. and i would say it was a nightmare but nightmares don't last for four days. i was almost completely cut off from the outside world. it's funny how quickly you forget how everything works swo. i was like i can't go online, let's watch netflix. no, pandora. no spotify, no apple tv, nothing. even when i tried to look the number up to call the company to tell them the internet doesn't work, i had to go on the int internet and then two hours on the phone friday night with is the red light still flashing? okay can i put you on hold and you know they're smoking or something. it was terrible. i almost broke down and opened a book. i came this close and we're on day 2350ifive of not being able stick my daughter in front of "curious george" for four hours. let me tell you, when i'm v

and music from josh abbott band.nd now, here's jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hope you had a great weekend. i did not have a great weekend. true to the death, the worst possible thing that could happen to anyone, happened to me at this weekend at 3:15 p.m. exactly on friday afternoon our wifi went out and never came back all weekend. i would say it was a nightmare but nightmares don't go on for four days. i could only use the connection on my phone like an animal. i was almost completely cut off from the outside world. it's funny how quickly you forget how everything works. i was like i can't go online, let's watch netflix. oh, no, we can't watch netflix. [ laughter] no, pandora. no spotify, no apple tv, nothing. we had -- even when i tried to look the number up to call the company to tell them the internet doesn't work, i had to go on the internet to get the numbers and then it was two hours on the phone on friday night with the flashing?" yes, it's still flashing. okay can i put you on hold and you know the

and music from josh abbott band.nd now, here's jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i hope you had a great weekend. i did not have a great weekend. short of a death, the worst possible thing that could happen to anyone happened to meality exact lae on friday our wifi went out. i would say it's a nightmare but nightmares days. i have a tarerrible signal at m house, so i was almost completely cut off from the outside world. i was like all right, i can't go online, let's watch netflix and then oh, no, we can't watch netfl netflix. no apple tv, no spotify, nothing. even when i tried to look the number up to call the company to tell them the internet doesn't work, i needed the internet. and then "is the red light still flashing?" yes. and they act like they're going to consult with someone else and you know they're smoking. i almost broke down and almost a book. we're on day five of not being able to sit my daughter in front of "curious george" for five hours. let me tell you w

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and at our regular time, meghan fox, will arnett, snoop dogg and music from josh abbott band.ou go. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is the most popular 74 year old in the united states and the biggest thing to come out of burlington since the coat factory. he is the second biggest surprise of this election so far. please welcome senator bernie sanders. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good to have you here. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: i feel like we had a very awkward handshake. i feel like we should do it over again. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. there we go. all right. you've been hanging around with killer mike too much. how are you? >> great. >> jimmy: everything is good. you saw the show last night. you saw what i did for you? >> you made it possible for us to have a very interesting debate. >> jimmy: that's right. >> about two guys who looked at the world very, very differently. >> jimmy: oh, boy, do you guys look at it differently. that would be some debate. i think it might be one of the highest rated events in television history. >> i think the goal would be to have it i