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pattinson, kyra sedgwick, from "pawn stars," rick and corey harrison and music from polica and josh doylew people on this or any planet who can say they've won both a peabody award and starred in the movie "soul plane." the weekend before last, he reunited with, and roasted, his ex-wife on comedy central. this wednesday, you can see him in the excellent new movie "hit and run," please welcome tom arnold. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you doing, buddy? >> jimmy: doing good. were you very funny at that roast. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: you did a great job, too. everyone seemed kind of shocked when you walked out there. >> well, it was shocking. yeah. i didn't know -- it came together at the last minute. >> jimmy: okay. >> when it first was announced, my publicist didn't even ask me, she said no way is tom doing it because she loves me. but in the back of my mind, i was like, well that would be fun. i've done other roasts, joan rivers and stuff. but i didn't have any passion for that one. this one, i came loaded up. this is roseanne's thing. she's being

we'll have music from andy grammer, polica and josh doyle. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning actress with a new baby and a husband that would make any talk show host green and red with envy and rage. her new movie is called "the odd life of timothy green." it is in theaters now. please say hello to jennifer garner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: what are you hiding from me? >> i brought you a little something. >> jimmy: how has it been? >> it's been tough. >> jimmy: why has it been tough? >> i'm thrilled to hear about your congratulations. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> i like it i think it's a beautiful thing but not so much for ben. >> jimmy: oh, is he taking this -- >> you have made a promise that you are not living up to. and while that's fine by me, i find a little out to have to have this conversation with you, but this is who i left at home. >> jimmy: oh, no, oh, no, my poor baby. oh, no, no, no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, in a different time, we gave it a real good shot. >

tomorrow night, kyra sedgwick and music from josh doyle. thanks for watching. ♪ ,,ñtúúññÑ!ó! 6ñzp >> bracing for tropical storm isaac. a live look now from lake pontchartrain. major airport on the gulf coast closed and evacuation orders issued in advance of the storm. >> tonight president obama declared a federal state of emergency in louisiana as tropical storm isaac gains strength in the gulf of mexico coy. thousands have been told to evacuate medley from low lying areas along the gulf coast. oil and natural gas production stopped after energy companies evacuated offshore drilling rigs. >> officials at sfo pass out fliers warning travelers about the delays. airport shut down in new orleans baton rouge and biloxi, mississippi and they will stay closed indefinitely. >> in new orleans city leaders expect upgraded levee and emergency pump to protect against flooding this time. broken levee doomed new orleans when hurricane katrina struck of course seven years ago this week. >> ambulance crew left texas today for a disaster staging area in louisiana. red cross ha

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they brought me to you you, you ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: josh doyle's comes out in october. see a bonus song at jimmykill mellive.com. thanks for watching. ♪ ♪ i'm thinking sweet ♪ and i'm thinking new ♪ i'm thinking all these brilliant colors ♪ ♪ shining through ♪ i'm thinking sunshine ♪ i'm thinking sunshine ♪ i'm thinking [ whistles ] ♪ i'm thinking [ whistles ] [ female announcer ] 40 delicious flavors that feel as good as they taste. yoplait, it is so good! >> it is happening in vacavill vacaville. firefighters there battle fwai 50 acre brush fire shifting winds hampering their effort. drivers on interstate 80 distracted by the flames and smoke. all broke out just after 7:30 tonight near pleasant valley and cherry glen road. >> pleasant valley road is closed but no homes are threatened at the moment. those were pictures few minutes ago. now you are looking live from sky 7 hd. firefighters say they have now fully contained the fire but it's still continuing to burn obviously. keep crew on the scene all night long and no word on what caused it but th

and then we'll have music from josh doyle, too. let's go back to our skype scavenger hunt.e have four young ladies, roommates from indiana university, victoria and alley, hannah and chelsea are from lsu. did you total up the shoes? victoria and allie, how many do you have? >> together? >> jimmy: yeah, together, combined. >> 54. >> jimmy: hannah and chelsea? >> 23. >> jimmy: 23? 30? >> 23. >> jimmy: almost nothing. how do you even walk around? all right. all right, so, we're tied up at one apiece here. so, you guys stand by. we'll come back to you for the tiebreaker, all right? all right. 54 to 23. what could possibly -- we'll do a whole other hour after the show on the internet, explore that. later this year, our first guest's fake fangs will be plucked and placed in the vampire wing of the smithsonian when he says goodbye to the "twilight" franchise forever. but first, he stars as a morally bankrupt billionaire in david cronenberg's "cosmopolis," which is in limited release now. please welcome robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what's happening? [ cheers