and music from josh doyle. >> would you call yourself a hero? >> yes, i would. i call myself anncr: this casino's in west virginia. but it makes millions off marylanders every year. now they're running dishonest ads. why? because voting for question seven is a vote to build a... world-class resort casino in maryland. creating thousands of jobs and... ...according to the official department of legislative... services, hundreds of millions for our schools. while saving taxpayer money by cutting casino subsidies. question seven. good jobs and better schools in maryland. not west virginia. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kyra sedgwick. vhs collectors joe and nick. and music from josh doyle. with cleto and the cletones. >> and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hola. thanks very much. hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming tonight. this is very nice. this is very kind of you. welcome. do an

and music from josh doyle. >> would you call yourself a hero? >> yes, i would. [ romney ] this president can ask us to be patient. thipresident can tell us it was someone else's fault. b this president cannot tell us that you're better off today than when he took office. [ female announcer ] here in virginia, we' not better r off uer preside obama. his defense cuts threaten over one hundred thirty thousand jobs, lowering home values, puttingamilies at risk. the romney plan? tax cuts for middle class families. north american energy independence. create over three hundred forty thousand new jobs ffor virginia. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approved this message. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kyra sedgwick. vhs collectors joe and nick. and music from josh doyle. with cleto and the cletones. >> and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hola. thanks very much. hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you

and music from josh doyle. >> would you call yourself a hero? >> yes, i would. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kyra sedgwick. vhs collectors joe and nick. and music from josh doyle. with cleto and the cletones. >> and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hola. thanks very much. hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming tonight. this is very nice. this is very kind of you. welcome. do any of you have furniture of ikea in your homes? no? ikea is a great place to buy reasonably priced furniture and tiny meatballs. when my kids were little, we would go and drop them all in the ball pit. that reminds me, i should probably go pick them up sometime. they are moving beyond furniture. that are building a district in the city of hamburg, germany, the most infrastructure really unsound district of hamburg, germany. they are building shopping centers, condos. remember how crappy your college apartment

you, you ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: josh doyle's, it comes out in october. you can see a bonus song at jimmy kimmel live.com. thank to kyra sedgwick. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. than [ female announcer ] these are the crescents you love on a holiday. and these are the ones you'll love on a school night. pillsbury crescent dogs with just a few ingredients you have an easy dinner... pillsbury crescent dogs... school night ideas made easy. mom, we're dying. no you're not, you're just hungry. make some totino's pizza rolls. we don't have any! front... left, totino's. [ male announcer ] well done mom! less drama, more fun! totino's pizza rolls. [ rain pattering ] [ heels clicking ] [ female announcer ] yoplait light tastes great now... ♪ ...and feels great later 20 delicious flavors of yoplait light, now at 90 calories each. yoplait, it is so good! i'm so relieved. >> her two grandchildren abducted and taken to sea in a stolen sailboat are safe tonight. it is an ordeal that began three days ago. i'm carolyn johnson. >> a

pattinson, kyra sedgwick, from "pawn stars," rick and corey harrison and music from polica and josh doyle first guest is one of the few people on this or any planet who can say they've won both a peabody award and starred in the movie "soul plane." the weekend before last, he reunited with, and roasted, his ex-wife on comedy central. this wednesday, you can see him in the excellent new movie "hit and run," please welcome tom arnold. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you doing, buddy? >> jimmy: doing good. you were very funny at that roast. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: you did a great job, too. everyone seemed kind of shocked when you walked out there. >> well, it was shocking. yeah. i didn't know -- it came together at the last minute. >> jimmy: okay. >> when it first was announced, my publicist didn't even ask me, she said no way is tom doing it because she loves me. but in the back of my mind, i was like, well that would be fun. i've done other roasts, joan rivers and stuff. but i didn't have any passion for that one. >> jimmy: you weren't married to her