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on dei and what it is going to do to our country, we go live to the white house correspondent josh johnsonapplause] nice to see you, sir. let me ask you, i know this is an important subject to you. josh, what are you hearing about the dei initiative? >> jon, what this administration is doing is dangerous. it is the perversion of the dream of martin luther king jr. they've turned it into a nightmare, where the content of a person's character -- [speaking together] is judged by the color -- >> of their skin. from the white house, i'm desi lydic. >> wait, what's going on? >> jon: i'm sorry, desi, this is josh's report. >> hmm? oh, you guys didn't get the executive order? we can't do dei anymore. [audience reacts] >> you're replacing me? but you're a woman! >> yeah, a white woman. >> white woman beats black guy? >> look, white women don't make the rules. we just tacitly embrace them through our overwhelming support of donald trump as a voting bloc. [applause] >> we should be on the same side. okay? white women, black men. both held down by the white man. >> yes, but the white man is my husband

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it just we're sitting here debating that when what's clear is what you see with your eyes is josh johnson said. you can see with your eyes what was happening. and i think it's actually a strategy of doing this, which is, as you said, not just deflect but create conversation around something that is not interesting to everybody except the base and gets the media all exercised about it. and so that's all we're talking about. we're not talking about the failures of what happened in that crash. we're not talking about some of these crazy executive orders. we're not talking about all kinds of manner of things. and it's actually a i hate to say this, but it's a very smart thing to do when you want to create chaos, and chaos is the point. and to think he's just doing it off the top of his head. i think they're planning the whole thing. >> yeah, it is a it is a convenient distraction. i mean, and you're right. >> rfk tulsi gabbard. >> it's both things to me. it's not just a distraction from the real issues that might prompt serious questions about, okay, who's staffing these transportation safety

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josh hawley said he would prefer the money go to rebuilding u.s. communities. but there are republicans who supported. mike johnsonhis vision is bold. anchor: good to have you reporting. joining the live now is the former prime minister of israel. thank you for being with us. many are charged with being serious. what are you making of it? >> [indiscernible] we cannot do that. we do not own gaza. it is not ours. it is palestinian. as soon we in to the war, which we have to do now, we have to pull out from gaza after all the hostages are returned back to israel. there will have to be a security force to prevent any further terrorist actions. if america wants to rebuild gaza , it would be very positive.

josh hawley said he would prefer the money go to rebuilding u.s. communities. but there are republicans who supported. mike johnsonhis vision is bold. anchor: good to have you reporting. joining the live now is the former prime minister of israel. thank you for being with us. many are charged with being serious. what are you making of it? >> [indiscernible] we cannot do that. we do not own gaza. it is not ours. it is palestinian. as soon we in to the war, which we have to do now, we have to pull out from gaza after all the hostages are returned back to israel. there will have to be a security force to prevent any further terrorist actions. if america wants to rebuild gaza , it would be very positive. i think this is not tractable. not doable. anchor: can i ask you whether or not this comes to fruition? we have had comments from the israeli defense minister ordering the army to draft a plan. palestinians fear that this could amount to forced explosion -- expulsion. >> different plans were given by the ministers. this is just a statement. israel has to stop the war. anchor: are you concerned that this could impact a

johnson, germany representatives as well as representatives of other countries even before the special middle child did ration when we presented official proposal for security guarantee is for everyone including neutral and then josh and they told us it's not to have business. i had a personal conversation with putting him back in january to 1020, to the zillow either called on him too seriously considered as a proposal that way you disseminated in order to enter them to military conflict in the background had told me it's not of your business, some of them, some of his muscles and no one can interfere into the relations between nato and the countries they wanted to see as members of the made to both of these of super does a person within the o h. c, they were political obligation screen, show us the in the visibility of security according to which no space comes and we're trying to make secure attempts that's expensive to get into the office. and no organization is the euro. atlantic region has to large to claim tillman ends . this trend. suppose we're simply denied. when they said those for our ability to go obligations, not legal obligations, we ask them, how is it possible? it was signed by presidents in us to