(cheers and applause) that's journalisticettes 10 1. once a news organization covers a story, it is off limits to every other organization! that's why after woodward and bernstein broke the watergate story, for the next six months the "new york times" simply ran the headline: see "washington post." (laughter) ander son cooper, apologize for riding your phallus tails. i know how painful that must be. from now on i will cover only stories that you do not-- starting with the shocking story anderson cooper doesn't want you to know about. the phallic imagery on a.c. 3660. for more, let's head over to the phallus finder 9600. (cheers and applause) welcome to the phallus finder 9600 where sometimes a cigar is just a brown dry phallus that looks like a singh car. follow me down the rabbit hole to find phallus in wonderland. now, here is a screen grab of anderson cooper's attack on me. but, what's this? a phallus. (laughter) a phallus. a phallus. a phallus. (laughter) phallus. phallus. phallus. phallus. phallus. (applause) phallus. another phall