it's like watching you live a dystopian judy blume novel.lled. [ laughter ] wait, wait, wait. they can't kick you out. they'd lose 30% of the black population at that school. nope! it's true. i just got off the phone with the school, and he's been expelled for knocking out a student. he did what, now? whoa! cool! -- captions by vitac -- what happened, sweetie? dre: this is what happened. [ voice cracking ] i got jacked for my chaaaaaain! [bleep] is wrong with you, boy? [ sobbing ] my chain!

it's like watching you live a dystopian judy blume novel. got expelled. [ laughter ] wait, wait, wait. they can't kick you out. they'd lose 30% of the black population at that school. nope! it's true. i just got off the phone with the school, and he's been expelled for knocking out a student. he did what, now? whoa! cool! -- captions by vitac -- what happened, sweetie? dre: this is what happened. [ voice cracking ] i got jacked for my chaaaaaain! [bleep] is wrong with you, boy? [ sobbing ] my chain! my beautiful, beautiful chain! aww. junior's reaction may look over-the-top, but it's not. ohh, the horror! you see, recently, i'd actually began to love him -- real fatherly love. he'd saved up his money and bought a chain. and not just any chain. he bought his chain. this was a weighty, 18-karat, solid-gold, non-allergenic, lobster-clasped, italian figaro rope -- a chain. he'd worked for god knows how long doing god knows what to save up enough money to get it. aaah! don't do that. it tickles. [ slurps ] when it finally came, [ doorbell rings ]