tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus. michael pena and music from london grammar. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just so you know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, the host of your show. thanks for watching. thank you for pointing your faces at me. it's very nice, it's very sweet. i want to actually want to begin tonight for thanking so many of you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. you may have heard. i found a tarantula in my swimming pool on sunday. big, hairy tarantula somehow found its way into the bottom of my pool and died. but needless to say, it was disturbing. i thought about moving out of state. i didn't know we had tarantulas in l.a. it seemed like the kardashians were enough here. but we do, it turns out. and this morning i'm happy to report, i removed the tarantula from my pool. in fact, i have video. >> all right, now you're about to see -- that's me. i almost fell in. that would have been the end of my life if that had happened. but look at me, cool, fearless. so brave. my wife is videotap

julia louis-dreyfus unveiled the cover of "rolling stone" on twitter plus a little bit more.edienne blames her constitution tattoo on a, quote, drunken stupor. they can do anything they want. >>> after 73 years, comic book icon "archie" -- >> why? >> -- is set to kick the bucket in an upcoming issue. the creators say the redhead will be fatally shot saving a friend. we'll never know if betty or veronica is his true love. >>> mickey rooney left his estate to mark rooney. the iconic actor said he lost most of his fortune due to mismanagement by another one of his stepsons. >>> and scarlett johansson has opened up about her divorce from ryan reynolds. she better understands what she wants from a relationship and goes on to say that's not a reflection on reynolds but more so where she was in her life. but you know what? all is good. she's off. she's pregnant. he's with blake lively. >> scarlett johansson has turned the corner. for a while, everyone was a little over her. now, pregnant, getting married. >> it's all good. it's all good. >> i was always a fan, by the w way. i was al

. >>> julia louis-dreyfus is letting the criticism of her "rolling stone" cover roll off her back. >>star became under fire, not for posing nude. but for a glaring factual error on her back. history buffs were outraged to see john hancock's signature at the bottom of the u.s. constitution. of course, it was the declaration of independence that he signed. >> now, she's having fun with her critics. tweeting that the john hancock is not part of that tattoo at all. in fact, it's a birthmark. and she even attached a baby picture to prove it. there she is. little julia louis-dreyfus, running around in her nothing bits and her john hancock tattoo. >> it means people are paying attention, right? >> absolutely. >>> for some of you, your local news is next. >> everyone else, we'll be right back with "friday funnies." a deeping, persis thought to be the result of overactive nerves that cause chronic, widespread pain. lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. i learned lyrica can provide significant relief from fibromyalgia pain. and for some people it can work in as early as the first week of tre

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of course you don't say no because it's julia louis-dreyfus and it's fantastic. on national television, you never know but it worked so it's sun you guys are good friends i take it outside of the show. >> yes. >> i'm curious. do you ever get feetback from inside washington, d.c. do players get involved? >> they love it. i kind of go back to fact that obviously we're an extreme and it's a satire and hopefully it's not happening but it shows a different side of what might be happening. it shows the humor behind it and the fact these people are pressure cookers for massive decisions in our country and they have to have freak-outs. they have to lose it sometimes. i think i love -- i think they like that perspective sometimes. >> julia louis-dreyfus met the president. did you get feedback from that. >> she loves him. he's funny, a fantastic guy. i think she's hung out with him twice like at a steak dinner krenltsly. >> i have to ask you about "arrested development." >> are there going to be any more? it has a hard core fan base. >> we all have an admiration for mitch'

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. >> and what julia louis-dreyfus is saying about that provocative tattoo. brain tumor. announcer: please take a moment and join st. jude in finding cures and saving children. visit stjude.org. ♪ skinny so skinny >>> skinny time. and the big news this morning, one week to the day that david letterman announced his retirement from the "late show." cbs has named his successor. stephen colbert got the nod. >> he'll make the move from comedy central and last night he did not break character in reporting the news sort of. >> this man has influenced every host who came after him and even a few who came before him, he's that good. and i got to tell you, i do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair. >> here's the exciting thing for me. i think stephen colbert is up for the challenge. while we wish dave the absolute best for a well-earned retirement, there is no greater joy than seeing a genuinely good man who works as hard as he can every day and deserves all the success in the world actually get that success so for stephen, we're just thrilled. >> it will be

julia louis-dreyfus is making headlines for getting naked on the cover of "rolling stone" magazine. for her hilarious cable series, strikes a cheeky pose on the cover, with the constitution emblazoned on her back. there's one big problem, john hancock signed this version, when in reality the historic figure lent his john hancock to the declaration of independence, not the constitution. he made his signature the most famous among the esteemed men, but to you, that's no excuse. you're frothing over the air on social media and having fun with it. quote, the "rolling stone" cover is so historically inaccurate, john a hancock never signed julia louis-dreyfus' back. that's true. this is exactly something her bumblie ining vice presidentialf would do. it's actually written on the front of julia. >>> join the conversation on facebook, instagram, and keep telling us what's important to you. >>> up next, the fight for voting rights, then and now. we'll talk with civil rights legend vernon jordan about how new laws threaten to take us back to the time before the landmark 1965 law. without stan

tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus. michael pena and music from london grammar.ith cleto and the cletones. and now, just so you know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, the host of your show. thanks for watching. thank yo

. >>> to this julia louis-dreyfus is bearing everything for everyone to see. >> on the cover of "rollingtone" magazine with nothing but the u.s. constitution on her back. that looks great. she's 53, by the way. >> revelations, the fact that dreyfuss doesn't relish cursing as much as she does on the show. and she has a good rapport with real-life veeps, al gore and joe biden. >> thanks for the help there. >>> and monday morning trips to the office aren't bad enough. some commuters here in new york had to deal with this. >> disgusting. one guy was recording the chaos caused by a rat, running around inside a subway car. it had commuters on the "a" train shrieking. oh, my god. >> i think i recognize your shoes on one of the seats there. the rat apparently jumped onboard. he got trapped before he could run back out. the doors finally closed. and it's the birth of a viral video. >> i said it before. i'm going to say it again. i think i can deal with this over a cockroach. >> i don't get it. i would much rather take my chances with a cockroach than a rat. >> you see the rat coming. >> they have

julia louis dreyfus. the "constitution" etched on her back.es because of this, an error. john hancock did not sign the "constitution". he signed the "declaration of independence". we think she looks great anyway. >>> we want you to know tomorrow night we hope you'll join us as we sit down for an interview of the cast of "madmen" as the iconic series enters its final season. be sure to watch with us tomorrow right here on "world news". >>> up next, the boy wonder, so like father like son. the royal baby falling in his father's footsteps and stealing the show on his first official trip. that's coming up. lation, or afib. he has the most common kind... ...it's not caused by a heart valve problem. dad, it says your afib puts you at 5 times greater risk of a stroke. that's why i take my warfarin every day. but it looks like maybe we should ask your doctor about pradaxa. in a clinical trial, pradaxa® (dabigatran etexilate mesylate)... ...was proven superior to warfarin at reducing the risk of stroke. and unlike warfarin, with no regular blood tests

julia louis dreyfus. when she tweeted out her baby photo.resting birthmark? >> i've got one on my leg. it's no fun. it looks like an archipelego. it's very light. not important. >> not important. >> one we've still yet to discover. >> before we let you go, tell us about this character you're playing in "hannibal." >> miriam, as many of the characters on that show has had kind of a rough go of it, she was jack, laurence fishburne's character. she was a protege. and she ended up getting captured. we all in the first season thought perhaps that was it for miriam. and then we discovered that hannibal's been keeping her and messing with her brain. and taking her arm off and all this stuff. >> jeez! >> anna! >> thanks so much, anna. >> watch "hannibal" tonight at 10:00, 9:00 central right here on nbc. >> dark anna. >>> up next, do you know what tomorrow is? if you guess national grilled cheese day, you're right. >> why not? i'll always eat some grilled >> why not? i'll always eat some grilled basic moisturization isn't enough. you need healing. th

. >> the cover in question features julia louis dreyfus what the constitution tattoo on her back.the picture is that the john hancock signature at the bottom. hancock did not sign the constitution. his iconic signature graces the declaration of independence. >> she actually it sent out a tweet and she blamed her character and the chief of staff for the error. they stated that it was not done on purpose or an error. >> when they are hand in hand,-- >> the time is 6:52 a.m.. coming up on the kron4 newest. a man who is several hundreds of pounds overweight get cut out of his home in florida. we will show you what happened to. >> here's a live look outside. we will be right back. wishit fallinglat?moisre wht inoducg ne ve ogen istu. it prodes ygenfud moture. thmoisre yr ha nee with5% me vome. nedovexygemoisre. nd tn the's icy icke the fferce ibestoods est ods theecreto akinparman cstedhick o juy anso dicio. ou c makdinn dispear be foo. brg outhe st. >> lookit this video out of florida. firefighters cut open a home to help an obese man. he's felony cannot get back up. since say that de

. >> julia louis-dreyfus. >> we hope we have that. >> she is on the cover of "rolling stone." and if you look at her on her back, she has the constitution written out. now, that's not in great taste, but here's the great thing about her. sometimes if you love the person, you go oh, my god, she's so funny. >> like if ellen did it. >> if ellen did it or she did it, you're, like, into it. >> if miley cyrus, you have a problem with it? is that what you're saying? >> look, it's funnier with her doing it. i don't know, the great thing about her is you guys know the show "veep." >> love that show. the mouth on that -- >> i can't -- is it on yet? it's back? it already started? >> it's back. here's a look at season one. >> i've met some people, okay, real people, and i've got to tell you, a lot of them [ bleep ]. >> how are you going to vote? >> the way my principles and coaches tell me to go. which way do you think that should be? >> experiencing some severe chest pains and we need to get you to the west wing immediately. >> i'm so sorry. >> she really is brilliant. >> if you've never

. >>> julia louis-dreyfus a tattoo. late yesterday, she came to the magazine's defense.art of tattoo. it is a birthmark, 1962 photo is proof. adorable. for more fresh picking follow the grapevine on twitter at sr grapevine. >>> takes us behind the scene on the orion project. >> a huge atlas five record blasted into space from cape canaveral thursday, but nothing had anything to do with nasa. a payload a military satellite and the rocket belonged to united launch alliance. a private company. as commercial space companies like space x and/or by theal have taken over. nasa seems to be on the back burner. >> it's been a long time to get here, all the struggles we've had, but now that we're about to fly, and all the pieces are coming together, it's very exciting to be this close. >> this is nasa's brand new ship for its big return to manned space flight. it's still being built. this is the closest look anyone has seen of it at this point. 60,000 parts, 20 miles of wire, and its heat shield still lying in weight is the largest ever made. its test flight will go farther than an

and i think with people like armando ianucci at the helm and julia louis-dreyfus you can't help but thinka job. >> i was. >> you were thinking thank you, god. >> i had a call sheet, that's what i was excited about. >> when you watch this thing, it oks like there's so much improv, that you guys are just throwing things out there and spillballing. that's what it feels like. is that what is really happening on the show? >> a fair amount. what you see on the screen is about 10% improvised. because they give us freedom to be loose with the script, especially sort of in later takes. we have an incredible team of writers that puts amazing scripts together. and so i want to give full credit to those guys. but they do give us the opportunity to make it sound conversational and -- >> they have a take that fits their needs and then they have some fun with it. >> they'll say, don't stay faithful to the script, just hit the beats. >> nobody likes you on the show. >> nobody. >> they have all these names for you. here is some of them. i like reading them. jonad. world's biggest single cell organism, lon

. >> julia louis-dreyfus like twooef never seen her before. >> hitting the newsstands on friday.the mortal words of the nation's founding fathers. not bad for, get this, 53 years old. >> i like the john hancock at the bottom, by the way. just sayin. >> very nice. >> the back that she doesn't really relish, cursing as much as she does on the show. then the good rapport with al gore and joe biden. >> to a passing note now in the world of professional wrestling. >> one of wrestling's superstars died. just 54 years old. it comes just days after he was inducted into the wwe hall of fame. >> his real name is james brian helwig. he began in 187 -- 1987. he defeated hulk hogan in wrestlemania 6. he is survived by his wife, dana, and two daughters. >> he was inducted, by the way, obviously. >>> now to a lighter note, someone really looking good for her age, roseanne barr. >> check this out. 61-year-old comedian, appears to have lost even more weight as she attended the nbc summer press day in pasadena, california. since her stomach stapling surgery in 1988. she lost more than 200 pounds.

isn't that the school julia louis-dreyfus went to?m is going to be unionized? [ light laughter ] so this is not exactly -- >> seth: well that's why i hated it. they used to talk about me. and now it's all -- >> you're going be buried. yeah, that's not cool. >> seth: well, thank you guys so much for coming on. >> our pleasure, our pleasure. >> seth: it's just a delight to talk to you -- >> great to be here. >> seth: i love listening to your show. love watching it. mike greenberg and mike golic everybody. check out "mike and mike" weekday mornings on espn radio and espn2. we'll be right back with music from new politics. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no one says to stop and see the roses, but to stop and smell the roses. because scent makes us feel like nothing else can. inspired by the best feelings in the world. glade sfuel reward card is really what makes it like two deals in one. salesperson #2: actually, getting a great car with 42 highway miles per gallon makes it like two deals in one. salesperson #1: point is there's never been a be

julia louis-dreyfus. on the cover of "rolling stone."you probably were looking for john hancock's signature. >> why would you look for what? >> well, you shouldn't. the history buffs among us know that john hancock doesn't sign the constitution. he signed the declaration of independence -- that mix-up -- on the other side of julia's side. >> some are speculating that it might be an intentional gaff because julia plays on "veep." >> who is looking that closely? >> well, i think every men. >> men are history buffs. >> yeah. >> and to be accurate. >> and don't sneeze on them, whatever you do. >> no sneezing! >> very cool. >> you may remember, last week, jenna bush hager gave her the first look at her dad's new art exhibit. president george w. bush painting heads of state like vladimir putin and his own dad. kind of interesting stuff. >> but today on the talk show, ellen says he forgot one very special world leader. >> congratulations, dad! this is pretty exciting! >> well, it's, yeah, who would have thought it? i like it. a compassionate pe

it's julia louis-dreyfus with john hancock's signature. he signed the declaration of independence and not the constitution. they say it's on the other side of her body but couldn't fit in the signatures. those are your headlines. that kills me, he's the guardian of history here. >> he sure is. he's right there. >> see you later. >> two blocks from the archives right now. thank you very much. >>> in the news yesterday, republicans at the house ways and means committee, they had a party-line vote. voted to send a criminal referral to eric holder regarding lois learner. she broke laws two times. if they don't follow up and do the right thing and investigate, then the house could actually hold hold her in contempt of congress and jail her. >> and if the attorney general refuses to act on the panel's accusations, john boehner said if she's refusing to testify, she's invoked the fifth, they will hold her in contempt. the vote is today on the resolution. they said we have tools here. we should have let people stay silent when it comes to getting

the cover in question features julia louis dreyfus with the constitution tattoo on her back.is that the john hancock signature at the bottom. hancock did not sign the constitution. his iconic signature graces a declaration of independence. >> this is not what you want to do. >> maybe this is a great mistake. >> wants to bay area sports. not a good day for bay area sports. all the teams lost. the diamondbacks across the tim lensing cincecum to come evn with the giants home opening series. arizona attached to the giants starter with two home runs and two triples. the giants' best also found the ball. diamondbacks win this 17-three. the giants finished three games as with the diamondbacks today before they host the rockies on friday. >> there is work clothes for the athletics on the road in minnesota. and so oakland broke the game open in the 11th inning. derek norris hit a three run homer in the 11th inning, and athletics bounceback. they beat the minnesota twins 7-4. the oakland a's play one more in minnesota today before they head to seattle. >> the sharks now know that will

julia louis dreyfus is responding to a heart attack to mistake. will tell you what sh has to sayher tattoo mil hear what she has to say. anncr: at jennie-o we heard of a place in iowa where every thursday people ride 10 miles for tacos. we thought we'd show up and surprise them with a better kind of taco made with jennie-o ground turkey cooked thoroughly to 165. i feed my kids turkey tacos over regular tacos any day. i think they are light and they are just fresh tasting. yeah. when i eat well, i feel well. anncr: it's time for a better taco. the tacos tonight were pretty much perfect. make the switch. look for jennie-o ground turkey in a store near you. >> darya: now at 6. new developments overnight on the deadly bus crash that killed at least ten people >> will: we have more information on the investigation against forty- niners quarterback. >> good morning i'm mark danon. >> and i'm darya folsom. >> we want to begin this morning with developing news out northern california. ten people are dead after a fed ex delivery truck crashed into a charte

. >>> and finally, julia louis-dreyfus is defending "rolling stone" after what appears to be a mistaketattoo of the constitution signed by john hancock. the problem, he signed the declaration of independence, not the constitution. dreyfus is getting to the bottom of this. i didn't catch that. >> that john hancock. >> john hancock, not on part of the magazine tattoo. it's actually a birthmark, she says she got as a baby. she tweeted a picture of her, supposedly, from 1962, with a john hancock birthmark. >> don't you think it was on purpose? >> i think everyone took great offense. oh, they messed up. >> she meant to mess up. >> it was a tattoo on her body. >> and you needed a big signature on the bottom. who else are you going to get? >>> meanwhile, you've done a couple laps around times square. >> i wanted a "mad men" workout in. things weren't the same then. i'll draw the forecast for cleveland. wews, and starting off with rain showers there. it will be cooler because of that. that was a long run in heels. i'm going to tell you right now. yes. lara can pop in here. as the cold front sa

. >> the cover in question features julia louis dreyfus with the constitution tattoo on her back. the john hancock signature at the bottom. hancock did not sign the constitution. his iconic signature grazes the declaration of independence. >> mark: pitching woes for the giants and the athletics. the diamondbacks roughed up them in their home series openeopening seriese giants bats also from the bald but both home runs are buster posey in moscow were not enough. the diamondbacks when 7-3. >> mark: days were close for the athletics on the road in minnesota. until oakland broke the game in the 11th inning. they went for the sweep but minnesota 17-4. >> 7-4. >> darya: coming up on kron 4 news. we will show you the deer devidaredevil/ . e daredevi. my condition known when you use the sequencer how they don't have the person's name their one and all that's the don't have the person's name their one and all that's the ♪ me d yo.. don't have the person's name their one and all that's the irarlli uarechocate... a ltle ndezus savor r luiousilli coinedith r sl melng ccola. ♪ that ttleewarfor

starring julia louis-dreyfus.lier in the week hbo annou e announced to renew "game of thrones" for two more seasons. >> willie geist, are you a "veep" fan? >> i love it. and it gets better from season to season. it's one of those shows. >> fantastic. >> she's incredible and the supporting cast as well. >> yeah. all of them. >> let's go to mike allen. he's got a look at the playbook. good morning. >> good morning. and you look well recovered from your race. >> thank you very kindly. the screaming headline on the top of politico right now is who is dr. ben carson. this is a guy who's very popular in some conservative circles. he did well in the cpac straw poll. and how wild a wild card is he? >> he's the wildest of wild cards. he's going to keep making news the the 2016 campaign field. this is a field that's looking for a story line, looking for people to make news. the ben carson phenomenon i think started as an online fund raising gambit. he first got noticed at the national prayer breakfast a year ago. his speech