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tonight, jay welcomes -- julia louis-dreyfus, from "the jeselnik offensive," comedian anthony jeselnikmusic of vintage trouble, and "headlines." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. very kind. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. nice to have you all here. well, let's see what's going on. oh, tomorrow, congress will return from their spring break. and you thought north korea was a threat to our country? oh, my god. [ light laughter ] folks, according to the latest report, little is known about the north korean dictator, kim jong-un, other than the fact he is ruthless, he supports torture, and he's a a huge basketball fan. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, that's not kim jong-un, that's the rutgers' basketball coach, mike rice. i'm sorry. [ laughter and ohs ] i had -- i had them confused. [ applause ] sorry. i had them confused. well, something happened last night that could

bradley whitford of west wing alum and "house of cards" is very represented and we talked to julia louis-dreyfus. >> and also a lot of reporters there, washington reporters, guys from politico, you know, from the nation, a lot of reporters were featured in that spoof. >> absolutely. >> they were. >> and by the way, just a little news -- entertainment news that we can break. i did asked bradley whit, i asked him specifically will we see a "west wing" movie because it's been rumored in hollywood and he told me no, because the last time the cast all got together they shot a bit for -- for one of the -- one of their cast mates sisters who is running for office, and he said when they got together, they just felt like it was like the old guys' club, and it didn't feel right so he does not think we'll see a "west wing" movie. >> all right, everyone. the president of the united states just introduced at the white house correspondents dinner. we go there live. >> thank you. thank you. how you like my new entrance music? rush limbaugh warned you about this. second term, baby. we're changing things around

the vice president on tv's "veep" played by julia louis dreyfus. here's a look at the final leg of the relay race. >> george is running second. goes down! george takes out abe! here comes selena myer! she goes to the right field corner! she takes the lead! selena's on the outside, george is on the inside! the winner's going to be -- george! george and tom take the win. and selena and teddy finish a close second. >> i think she gave it to him. anyway, it looks like they're out for novelty since teddy roosevelt's streak of over 100 losses in a row ended in october. finally, rand paul took on the republican effort to reach out to minority voters today in his speech at the great howard university here in town. it's a historically black university. here's a line that sparked a few questions. >> i've never wavered in my support for civil rights or the civil rights act. the dispute, if there is one, has always been about how much of the remedy should come under federal or state or private purview. >> as one attendee pointed out later, the senator has spok

we saw sharon stone, psy, julia louis-dreyfus, amy poehler, rebel wilson, a bunch of -- patricia arquette, michael j. fox, on and on and on. matthew perry. they're out in force, nischelle. >> yes. absolutely. this definitely is a night when hollywood's a-list does come play with washington's politicians. and they were calling it hollywood east meets hollywood west. so a lot of people were saying this was their first time, which i was surprised at, don, because people like matthew perry saying they had never been here before but then you have people like sharon stone who said, oh, yeah, i think this is my fourth or fifth time. but she came here with a purpose. she's been fighting the good fight for aids research for so many years, and she said, i use this as an opportunity to keep pushing that agenda. and also she said she came here to say thank you because she felt like that a lot of progress had been made. so there's a lot of a-list celebrities here tonight. you know, it's interesting, though, because the one person that i was so, so excited to meet was the guys from "duck dynasty." and

we saw sharon stone, psy, julia louis-dreyfus, amy poehler, rebel wilson, a bunch of -- patricia arquette, michael j. fox, on and on and on. matthew perry. they're out in force, nischelle. >> yes. absolutely. this definitely is a night when hollywood's a-list does come play with washington's politicians. and they were calling it hollywood east meets hollywood west. so a lot of people were saying this was their first time, which i was surprised at, don, because people like matthew perry saying they had never been here before but then huh people like sharon stone who said oh, yeah, i think this is my fourth or fifth time. but she came here with a purpose. she's been fighting the good fight for aids research for so many years, and she said, i use this as an opportunity to keep pushing that agenda. and also she said she came here to say thank you because she felt like that a lot of progress had been made. so there's a lot of a-list celebrities here tonight. you know, it's interesting, though, because the one person that i was so, so excited to meet was the guys from "duck dynasty." and i know

julia louis-dreyfus met joe biden., paid no attention whatsoever. >>> critics of the late margaret thatcher made "ding dong the witch is dead" one of the top downloads in the uk. her funeral is wednesday. >>> get ready to rock out to the sequel to "gangnam style." psy performed "gentleman" live today. and tonight at 8:00 eastern time don't miss