and what i want to tell you, i haven't really heard too much about this, is, derek hough -- >> jimmy: his sister is julianne on that. >> yes, i know that. watched her with great admiration, too. >> derek hough, he is america's greatest dancer. >> jimmy: you think so? really? >> oh, my god. he -- he is -- he is fred astair and gene kelly wrapped up -- and his choreography is so imaginative -- he's one of america's treasures, and he's -- and he was, like, facing extinction. >> jimmy: are you coming out of the closet right now? [ applause ] have you been hanging around with george takai? >> jimmy, i'm in touch with my female side and i have to educate -- >> jimmy: would you appear -- i'm sure they would be -- >> they want four months of your time. and they want you to do nothing else. you can't do anything else. >> jimmy: you have to dance. >> i'm doing a lot of other things. like "bleep my father says" on cbs. >> jimmy: yeah, but -- so you -- you couldn't -- it's not something you do. are you a good dancer? >> am i a dancer? jimmy -- i'm going to educate you. >> jimmy: you are? all right. >> dancing is one of