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tomorrow night, matt leblanc and julie benz. and later this week simon baker, snooki, amy adams.'ll be so kind. our first guest knows her way around a family. she has her own and two from tv. her big hit show "the middle" airs wednesday nights at 8:00 on abc. >> i have tripped over my last tennis ball. sat on my last joystick. you guys are going to start keeping all your crap in your room. dig in this pile for what's yours because anything left is going in the trash. >> oh, my gosh, what did you do to family room! what did you do to the family room! >> you like it? i've always wanted it this way. >> no, i don't like it. it's like you're trying to pretend you never had us! >> jimmy: please say hello to patricia heaton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you look fantastic. thank you for coming. >> you look thin. are you losing weight. >> jimmy: it's inmy new year's resolution. i'm plan to put it all back on by july. >> that's easier. >> jimmy: do you make resolutions? >> it's one of those things. it's like being a cleveland browns supporter. you kind of do it because you should but you kno