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tonight, julie bowen and carrie underwood, with cleto and the cletones. and now, not mistaken, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i want to admit something right up front. i'mnly going to be -- very nice. appreciate it. i'm going to be paying about half attention during the show tonight because i'm distracted because the world series is on. game game one of the world series, kansas city, royals versus mets. guys over here in royals jerseys. please have them escorted from the building. it's a long overdue match-up. the last time royals o o mets won world series was 1985 and 1986. the games preempted new episodes of "who's the boss" and "matlock." it's been a while. my cousin sal and i had the misfortune of being born mets

tonight, julie bowen and carrie underwood, with cleto and the cletones.en, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome.

tonight, julie bowen and carrie underwood, with cleto and the cletones.mistaken, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome.

for all-new shows with harrison ford, kristen wiig, julie bowen, katie lowes, trevor noah, plus music from elle king, brett eldredge, and carrie underwood. so please join us next week. our first guest tonight had to be dragged from his home in protest to be here tonight. he is one of the great broadcasters in american history, and the pride of new york. listen to him in the morning and all day on siriusxm satellite radio, please welcome the unprecedented howard stern. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> what a long, strange trip it's been. i must tell you. you know, i've been doing this forever. coming on talk shows. >> jimmy: right. >> i have to say, after years and years of doing letterman and even at times i did leno, i did all these shows. i must tell you, each time i do it, i hate it more and more. [ laughter ] absolutely horrible. it really, it's torture. because you come on these shows. by the way, jimmy and i are very good friends. that's why i'm here tonight. >> jimmy: it's an act of love. carly fiorina. >> an act of love. it really is. >> jimmy: i know it is. >

it's called "love stuff." stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from "modern family," julie bowen will be here, carrie underwood, later this week harrison ford, trevor noah, katie lowes, music from brett eldridge, and our annual halloween costume pageant which is a hit with young and old alike. we take half of one halloween costume and half of another. put them together, the results are hilarious. our first first guest is talented in every way a person can be. you know her from "saturday night live" and "bridesmaid," and "the martian" and moles that change color unexpectedly. "nasty baby" is in theaters please welcome kristen wiig! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. kristen, you look very lovely. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm really good. >> jimmy: i'm glad to hear it. life is good. what a natural pose. >> i know, right? how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> you look great. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. how's everything going? >> everything's great. much, it's crazy. >> i have been. >> jimmy: good. >> yeah, i need to like go to the dentist and s